so im with chappie 3~! and thanks everybody for the reviews, i really appreciate them. oh, and my brother kinda said this is clichéd, but you just have to read on, it isn't what you expect. oh, and don't worry, no OCxAkatsuki pairings. -.- god, i hate those! haha. okay okay, on with the discaimer~!! :D
Disclaimer: do i look like somebody who owns hot boys?? yep, i am no Masashi Kisimoto. Akatsuki does NOT belong to me, un.
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"I am never going on a plane ride ever again...yeah." A pissed off blonde-haired male said with a traumatized face as he was the last to leave the plane. Akatsuki were now sitting on the airport chairs, waiting for their bags to come in.
"I can't freakin' believe this shit, but I'm with gay blondie..." Hidan said, with the same traumatized expression on his face.
"Wha... Why, senpaii? Tobi LOVED the ride~~!! It was full of free candy and FUUUUN~!" Tobi jumped around Deidara to prove his point.
"Yeah, why, Deidara, Hidan?" Pein asked, taking of his sunglasses and taking off his arm from Konan's waist, to her annoyance.
Deidara changed his position into a thinking one. Girls squealed fangirl-ishly at the sight of him doing that and gossiped.
"THESE CREEPY GIRLS WON'T LEAVE MY DAMN SIGHT~!!" Deidara complained loudly, then he covered his face with his hands.
"O-kayyy..." Pein said, with an annoyed look since they were getting attention and he turned to Hidan this time. "What the hell about you, then? What's your problem, ey, Hidan?" Pein asked.
"I hotly unbuttoned my fucking shirt like I always friggin' do with my shitty cloak, eh..." Hidan started. "Then suddenly i felt this wet feeling on my pants and shirt. THEN fuck, this bitch was drooling and the on beside me got a nosebleed~!! I took the blood from her nose, which freakily made her even bitchier - which was gay ( A/N: As in the happy gay, not the BL gay xD ) and I stabbed myself in the gut with my butter knife. the drooling bitch didn't even freakin' move!! Bitchy pricks... so friggin' freaky..."
"O-kayy... That's beyond weird..." Pein said. "Why wouldn't anyone be interested in Itachi or Sasori or even Zetsu without his aloe-stuff then? They're good-looking too!"
Pein realized what he actually said after a split second and before he could take it all back, he felt a good smack from Konan.
Deidara and Hidan looked at Zetsu, Itachi and Sasori. Their faces were covered with paper bags, which was what they just realized.
Pein realized what was going on and interrogated them, after rubbing his left cheek.
"Now I know how my brother feels like..." Itachi said, taking off his paper bag. "These... these GIRLS! they were ... they were ..." Itachi shuddered.
"One of these BITCHES... they were playing with my hair, and the guy beside me got jealous." Sasori said, not taking off his paper bag. "And he kinda like ... THREATENED ME... and I wasn't intimidated, and he punched me, but I caught it just in time, and the girls around me fainted. I swear..."
"Bitches... everywhere... DON'T HURT ME!" "Shut up." Zetsu said, his aloe stuff sticking out a little so it would scare away girls. "I don't wanna talk about it..." "CREEPY!!"
"Woah... they must be really scary to make Zetsu's second personality traumatized like that, I wonder why..." Pein scratched his chin.
Kakuzu couldn't care less. He already got his bag and he was still sulking with the leader.
"Let's go take our bags..." Pein scratched his head and wore back his sunglasses, placing his arm in the right place again, around Konan's waist.
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At the hotel entrance...
"So this is the fucking hotel you were frigging whining about, eh, Leader?" Guess who...
"Yep, you like it?" Pein said proudly as he grinned.
"Nope, it's just the fucking opposite."
"Come on! Let's go~!!" Tobi said cheerfully as he dashed into the hotel lobby and zoomed in front of the receptionist counter.
The others buried their faces with their hands from humiliation.
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After they got their rooms...
"Oh my god, my room..." Itachi looked around his room and when he finished from being awed by it, he plonked himself on the bed and sat up, cuddling a pillow, flipping through the channels. He looked outside to enjoy the breathtaking view of the beach and the sun and girls skipping around in bikinis playing netball or etcetera. It may be hard to believe, but Itachi smiled. "This isn't such a bad idea after all! Thanks a bunch, Leader-sama!" Itachi thought happily as he began to unpack all his clothes and checking the numbers for room service, operators, customer help and calling the others. Itachi opened the refrigerator to help himself with a can of Coke in one hand and a bag of peanuts in the other. "Who keeps peanuts in the fridge??" The Sharingan-user thought as he scratched his head and snicker at the view and the television screen.
Unfortunately for Kisame, his suite had paintings of salmon feasts and fishes in pet stores all over. Such a weird suite, pictures of dead fishes around, it's like it was meant to torture Kisame. "ARGHHHHHHH!!! DAMN YOU LEADER!!! THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO MANSLAUGHTER~!!!!!" Kisame screamed, clutching his head. "Wait, I can ask Deidara to fix this..." Kisame went out and knocked on the door two doors to the left roughly.
A certain hot male blonde opened the door with only pants on, revealing his abs. Two female Hawaiian performers coincidentally saw Deidara and fainted with a nosebleed. "Goddamit! Go away, bitches, un!" Deidara attempted to slam the door, but Kisame used his foot to block it, causing a huge blow. But the anger from seeing the fish paintings overcame the pain.
"Master Kisame? What the hell do you want, hmm??" Deidara said, pissed.
"Come with me, Deidara..." Kisame said and pulled Deidara out of his room to drag him to Kisame's. Deidara used his free hand to cover his body from girls.
The artist went into Kisame's room and when Kisame finally let go of his arm, he rubbed it and looked up to see the fish paintings, his eyes had a mesmerized look."Such beautiful art! Mesmerizing, un. Although it isn't as impressive as my art, it's a breathtaking portrait of..."
"Manslaughter!" Kisame ended the sentence.
"Mmph." Deidara stole an annoyed glance at Kisame and looked at the painting again. He smirked. "But..." Deidara placed his hand into his pocket and made it eat some clay.
"Such beauty only should last for a second... un." Deidara smiled and after chewing on the clay, he made it into centipedes and threw it on each of the paintings.
Making the hand seal, Deidara smiled. "Because art is a BANG! KATSU!"
"BOOM~!" A loud 'boom' sound could be heard from Kisame's room by all the Akatsuki.
"God, what did Deidara do now..." was on every Akatsuki member's mind except for Tobi's, Kisame's and Deidara's himself.
In a few seconds all the Akatsuki were gathered in Kisame's blowed-up room.
"Deidara, you idiot! Why the hell did you blow up the paintings?!" Sasori said in an angry voice.
"Because, Master Sasori, true beauty shouldn't last more than a second, hmm." Deidara answered matter-of-factly.
"You fool! True art is eternal beauty and -"
"Yadda yadda yadda, can you shut your fucking trap so i can get some damn rest from the bitchy plane ride?!" Hidan interrupted the two artists' conversation.
"Hidan, why the hell would you wanna sleep?" Kakuzu said in a hoarse voice because it was a while since he last used it.
"Have you gone deaf, you gay money freak?!" Hidan said, eyes blazing. "I said i just wanted to take a damn break, and you accuse me of wanting to SLEEP?! You fucking gay bastard -"
"Geez, all he asked was why you wanted to sleep, not not killing a person for the sake of your damn god or something." Konan rolled her eyes at the angered Jashinist.
"You fucking bitch! My god is more worthy than any of your gay gods!" Hidan screamed and started a fight with Kakuzu again, who claimed Money is true god. Deidara and Sasori started to bicker over true art.
"Hey, Konan, why did you defend Kakuzu?!?" Pein suddenly asked defensively.
Konan rolled her eyes again. "Ugh, fuck you, Pein for being such a whiny baby." Konan said. "I just defended him 'cause Hidan was being a bastard, not because of anything else, geez!"
Soon three of the Akatsuki pairings, I mean partners, were bickering and fighting with each other.
"Kisame! I liked those paintings, they're like using my Mangekyou Sharingan, yknow?" Itachi said, poking Kisame.
"THEY'RE MANSLAUGHTER!!!" Kisame wailed and flapped his fins, I mean arms.
"No, they're hell not." Itachi replied flatly.
"They're just goddamn paintings, why dyou care?" Kisame asked him.
"They're stupid art. I like stupid art, and why dyou hate it so much anyway? Just ask somebody to replace it. Was the first thing you saw the paintings? Why didn't you explore, you shark?! There's a damn telephone there and the list of numbers you could use, dammit!" Itachi was getting really defensive about the paintings and it was confusing yet at the same time pissing Kisame.
"Why are you fighting with me?! I'm you, goddamnit!" "'Cause it's fun, and I always win."
Hidan and Kakuzu were killing each other, Deidara and Sasori are fighting with art, Konan is trying to grope Pein to prove his love for her, Kisame's trying to slap Itachi with a fish and Zetsu's fighting with himself.
"But I'm a good boy! I don't wanna fight with anybody. *sniff*" Tobi sat on the floor and rolled around.
This is Akatsuki.
Two hotel staff were outside.
"Shall we, like... stop -" One of them said, afraid to move.
"No, for our safety, no." And slowly but carefully, they backed away and when they felt the distance is satisfying, they ran for their dear lives.
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This is chapter three, yay! xD sorry if it's so short. but i kinda like my planning. tee hee. and i promise the next chappie will be longer. you guys just wait, it'll be titled something like, "Bitches at The Beach" or something crappy like that. x3 anyway, please review! or i won't continue. HAHA! kidding. xD