This isn't Mydnyght Owl, this is her friend Raven typing up this chapter, cause she wont get of her lazy but and type!

Mydnyght Owl: (tied up in corner, gagged.) mmmmmmmmmmm!

R: Shut it! Well anyway I'm typing this chapter! Enjoy!

MO: mhmmhhm!

R: oh yeah, the disclaimer! Mydnyght doesn't own anything in here! Except for raven, and rose! Eoin Colfer, Rowling, and me own everything else!

chapter 3 Weird Happenings

After doing a bunch of menial chores, as artemis put it, the teens headed to the house for Lunch.

As Artemis followed Hannah, who was limping towards the house, he looked himself over. His hands had dirt and scratches on them from the chickens and such. His Dark green t-shirt, dark green sneakers, and dark green running pants were covered in dust. He had borrowed the clothes from Bob, who had told him they belong to his younger cousin, Larry.

Artemis grimaced and walked into the house, and watched a hilarious scene unfold. Evil, who had been taking off her shoes, was suddenly ambushed by a large furry black dog, which looked startlingly a lot like…..

" Hannah?" artemis gasped weakly, and looked outside, where it was weirdly dark out, ' great an eclipse.'

Raven then ran into the room and sighed. She grabbed Hannah and dragged her upstairs.

A few minutes later, Raven came back down grinning, " that's taken care of, lets Eat!" and with that she ran into the kitchen. Artemis shrugged and followed her.

Acouple minutes later artemis was seated and was currently gaping at the food on the table. "Grilled Cheese, with Peanut butter on it?"

Raven, fell, evil, and rose grinned stupidly, " Come on try it! It ROCKS!" the said at the same time and each grabbed a sandwich.

Artemis's stomach lurched. "Do I have to?" everyone nodded and without further ado, he grabbed a sandwich.

A hour Later, Everyone was in their rooms having a break. Artemis sighed as he left the room he shared with Bob and Neko. He was still amazed that he had liked the grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwich, he was even more amazed that he had had 2 more sandwiches after that.

He walked through the hallway and stopped at the room Fell and Raven shared. He opened the door To find Fell And Raven Sitting calmly on their beds, with laptops in their laps, while Hannah ran screaming around the room. She was a human again.

"Um, may I ask why?" Artemis stated, as he pointed at Hannah.

Fell looked at him and burst into laughter, falling onto the floor.

Raven grinned and said, " well it all started when us three got out our laptops, and went to a site called People post stories and stuff on it. We started to read this one called Trojan Horse. It was pretty cool until the end when…" raven stopped and busrt into Laughter.

Artemis rolled his eyes and picked uo the Laptop. He read aloud the verse that had cracked the others up;

'Please, tell me I'm seeing things,' said Sirius in a mock-despairing tone to Remus.

'What?' Helen and Arion had gone to join the other three after the service, and they were talking together on the lawn.

'Please tell me I didn't just see Minerva kissing Hagrid.'

Remus and Vivian both gasped.

'You're making fun of me,' said Vivian crossly. 'That's ridiculous.'

'No,' Sirius protested, grinning. 'Down there by the big oak tree.'

Helen looked through the crowd. The silhouettes were unmistakeable.

Artemis finished reading it and said, " so what? Its Romance."

The Craziness stopped, Hannah stopped whimpering from underneath the bed, Fell got up from rolling around on the floor laughing, and Raven had a confused look in her eyes.

" What?" artemis asked, confused.

" have you never seen Harry Potter?" Fell replied.

" um, no should I have?"

" have you read any of the books?"

" No."

" wow, your're a deprived child." With that raven clapped her hands and one of the rooms walls disappeared, to reveal a giant TV. She whistled and the TV started to Play the 1st movie of Harry Potter.

Raven took a remote from her pocket and fast-forwarded to a part with a Giant, " That's Hagrid," she fast forwarded again to a part with an old Lady, "and that young Arty is minavera. Scary, ey?

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