I think the story says it all. :P
Chracters: Light Yagami from Death Note, Kukai from Shugo Chara.
At the Park...
Light and Kukai are at the park... watching squirrels. Squirrels hump Light's leg, Light gets horny. Kukai watches, and gets jealous. Kukai follow's the squirrel's lead, and humps light's leg. Light pulls down kukai's pants. He stuffs his penis in kukai's ass. A nearby old woman dies. Her dog gets loose and joins the party. The dog stuffs his penis in Light's ass. The dog runs away with kukai's penis in it's mouth. Kukai is horrified that he just became a girl. Light becomes disgusted. And he takes out just what this scene needs... A BANANA! He eats half of it. He beats kukai over the ass with the rest. Kukai is dead. Light realizes his penis is still in Kukai, and unwillingly becomes a necropheliac.
Everyone is either dead or a necropheliac. I don't know how to spell 'necropheliac', so that's the way i spelt it! (means you made love to a dead person :D)