Ribbon and Kirby's Relationship...Messed up
A/N: I have nothing to say but this message.
Chapter 3: The Lie Detector.
"So, how was your second trip? Horrible, right?" Adelenine asked.
Ribbon and Kirby were shivering with fear.
"W-w-w-we'll be good," they both said.
"If only you were telling the truth, I'd believe ya. Just prove me wrong, and your counsling will be free?" Adelenine promised.
"I thought this was always free," Ribbon said.
"Dealing with you guys owes me something," she sighed.
"Not to be impatient, but may we get this over with?" Kirby asked.
"Well first you have to meet my work-in-progress customers," Adelenine said painting a door on a wall.
Inside were Rick and Pick, Lolo and Lala, Tokkori and Gooey, King Dedede and his mom, and Bow and Karby.
"Hey guys. What are you doing here?" Bow asked.
"Yeah. You two are like the greatest couple since Britney and Brad!" Karby asked.
"As flattering as that sounds, we're here because Kirby gave that skunkbag Tiff the magic candycane!" Ribbon cried.
"For the umpty times infinity time! I gave it to her to get her out of my sight!!" Kirby yelled.
"Sure you have...not to get in your buisness, but why are you guys here?" Ribbon asked.
"We were so bored. So we talked to each other, and we decide to come here. Plus, I think it'll be entertaining see Dedede and his mom here," Bow chuckled.
"You shut the hell up and respect me!!" Dedede yelled.
"Watch you mouth, mutha fewer!!" his mom commanded.
"I am a son of a hypocrate," he sighed.
"Alrighty, everyone. Please welcome our new couple on a strand...Kirby and Ribbon," Adelenine introduced.
The cheering sounded like it came from an audience in an arena.
"Let's introduce them to the basics...starting with the lie detector test. A high pitch beep is true, a deep pitch beep is false. We'll start with Lolo and Lala," Adelenine said.
"Okay, Lolo. Did you ignore me when I was last kidnap, ONLY for some 'you' time?" Lala asked.
"No way! You seen those obstacles before you were locked up?!" Lolo asked.
The machine made a high pitch beep.
"Whew! What a relief that was," Lala said.
"That's great. Next up is Rick and Pick," Adelenine said.
"Okay. Rick. When you became a hooker to repay our debts, did you really enjoy having sex with another woman?" Pick asked. The others chuckled at the question.
"Sheesh. You had to ask personal question didn't you...ummm, no," Rick answered to the machine and it made a low pitch beep.
"You...how could you?!" Pick asked.
"Fine I did. But only one. To explain, her name was Nickie. I met her long before you, and we almost married until she had to leave to her job. Then during my debt repayment spree, I met her and her high buisness here, so why not? It was better than when we first did it...especally when Nick lick my di..." Rick thought.
"HEY!! This is a K plus story! Let's just get to the next couple!" Adelenine warned.
"Tokkori? Have you switched all of my diet soda with bear?" Gooey asked.
"WHAT?! ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING?!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR...yes," Tokkori answered and the machine made a high pitch beep.
"T-Tokkori? How could you?!" Gooey cried.
"FIRST OF ALL, WE ONLY MET YESTERDAY. SECOND OF ALL, YOU DRUNK RAPING ME WASN'T CLEAR THAT YOUR NOT A DRUMK AT ALL!!" Tokkori ranted.
"This is taking too long. NEXT!!" Adelenine cried out.
"Do you think I'm a good mother?" DDD's mother asked.
"Hell...to the no!! I rather have Escargoon as my mother!!" DDD yelled and the machine made a high pitched beep.
"I fed you. I gave you a roof over your head, and this was the thanks I get?!" DDD's mother asked.
"A potato chip a week and a 10 ton roof on my head isn't so satisfying," DDD answered.
"Before this get out of hand, we'll send in the final couple," Adelenine said.
"Kirby, did you give that candycane to Tiff out of love?" Ribbon asked.
"Woot!! Nice choice of words, girlfriend!!" Karby randomly yelled.
"No, I didn't. You've got to believe me on this!" Kirby sighed.
Then there was a game show like suspense (think of 'The Moment of Truth.')
The machine made a high pitched beep.
"Yeah! Kirby told the truth!!" Lolo yelled and everyone cheered.
"Oh Kirby!! I'm very sorry that I doubted you!!" Ribbon cried and kissed Kirby.
"Congradulations for the people who had recieved the answers they want, and shame on those who had a dissapointing answer," Adelenine said.
The guys looked worried as the girls glanced at them with anger.
"At least...that's what I could say, but what I would say is that girls, it's not just a Kirby parody of 'Tool Academy," Adelenine smirked.
"What's going on here?" Gooey asked.
"Since the guys had to suffer through this, you have to do it too. So boys, think of the juciest questions," Adelenine announced.
Now the girls looked worried as the guy's made an evil smirk.
"Whoever was first the last time is first again," Adelenine reported.
"Lala, have you ever cheated on me when either you and me were kidnapped by our enemy to our enemy?" Lolo asked.
"(Sigh). Yes I did," Lala said and the machine made a high pitched beep.
"So you were looking for some 'you' time?" Lolo asked.
"I'm so sorry, but it was a moment of weakness!!" Lala cried.
"Ouch. I knew this would pay off. NEXT!!" Adelenine yelled.
"Pick, were you planning to use your platinum card I gave you for Christmas?" Rick asked.
"Of course I planned to. I would've told you in the first place," Pick said, but the machine made a low pitched beep.
"Woah, woah woah!! You were getting made at me for a credit card that YOU WEREN'T GONNA LOSE?!" Rick yelled.
"Feh! Credit cards are for losers anyway," Pick responded.
"SO WHY DIDN'T YOU FRIGGEN SAY YOU DIDN'T WANT IT?! You know what, you can keep it, Kirby," Rick told.
"You know what, Ade, this is a good idea," Kirby smiled.
"Yay! My first compliment in a long time! Who's up next?" Adelenine asked.
"Gooey, are you a drunk like you say you weren't?" Tokkori asked.
"I am not a drunk!!" Gooey yelled. But again, the machine made a low pitch beep.
"HONEY, I LOVE YA," Tokkori cheered.
"You're not made at me for being a drunk?" Gooey asked.
"I'M A LITTLE PEEVED FOR YOU LYING TO ME, BUT I'M NEVER MAD!!" Tokkori said and the machine made a very low pitched beep. "AWWW, WHO ASKED YA?" he asked the machine.
"This is lasting too long again," Adelenine said.
"Mother...are you my real mother?" DDD asked.
"Of course I am. I wouldn't take of ya if I wasn't," his mother replied and the machine made a low pitched beep.
DDD looked very shocked.
"Okay I'm not your mother. I just need something to take care of during my spare time," the 'mother' replied.
"I...I...I don't believe it! You're not my mother...this is the HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! With your attemp of taking care of me, the only thing I could say is F(bleep!) YOU!!" DDD yelled as he ran out of the therapy room celebrating.
"Yeah, this story will turn into T now...next," Adelenine sighed.
"Do he kiss his mother with that mouth?" DDD's 'mom' asked and leave the building as well.
Kirby though for a long moment.
"Hey Ribbon...did you really get this candycane from the mayor?" Kirby asked.
"Uhh...yes. I told you I did. Would I be lying to you?" Ribbon asked.
But the machine made a low pitched beep sound and the whole room gasped.
"Kirby! How did you know that was a fake candycane?" Adelenine asked
"This is a real magical candycane. But honestly, I knew that this wasn't from the mayor since he was too busy raising tax for his personal use. Okay Ribbon; fess up, and don't spare the details," Kirby commanded in a unusual disappointed voice.
"Fine, if you must know. This candy cane was actually from Metaknight and it wasn't to protect it, it was actually a gift of kindness...he wouldn't say love though. I hope your not mad about this," Ribbon said nervously.
"I'm not too mad that you cheated on me...even from Metaknight. What I am pissed about is that you were mad thinking that I cheated on you WHEN YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!" Kirby yelled.
"Hey! Don't be yelling at her!! She thought you cheated on her with her sister one time!" Pick yelled.
"So what you're saying is that a woman has the right to cheat on a man, but not the other way around?" Lolo asked.
"It's your fault for you taking long to save me," Lala cried.
"AND IF THE WOMAN GETS COUGHT IT'S THE MAN'S FAULT?!?!" Tokkori argued.
"You know what, yes it is!!" Karby replied.
"Hey Einstein, you're on their side!!" Gooey yelled.
"Oh yeah. Well this is why I'm not in a relationship!" Karby yelled.
"Time out!! What about me?!" Bow asked.
Moments later, everyone in the room was in a big argument that turned into physical fighting.
"(Sigh). I think I made some good progress here. Stay tuned for next chapter as I calm these idiots down," Adelenine said, waving her paintbrush at the crowd.