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- Chapter 3

Bakura and Marik were currently located in Bakura's hideout AKA his room. Marik sat on Bakura's bed and watched closely at Bakura's childish drawings on the blackboard which was supposedly to be his big plan.

"Now, you," Bakura pointed at Marik with a stick, then back on a badly drawn sketch of Marik on the blackboard with the headline 'Marik!' and a smiley face, "Use your rod," He pointed at the blackboard again at something that at least didn't look like the millennium rod and then to another person with big eyes, "to get to Mokuba. Get it?"

"Do I really have such a big head?" Marik said questioningly and Bakura glared at Marik. "I get it! I get it!" Bakura nodded and looked pleased, "So, you get your rod and use it on Mokuba to-"

But Bakura was interrupted by a loud 'Crash!' sound and both boys poked their heads out the doorway to see Ryou on the floor with bits of pieces of glass and cookies. "I-I was going to bring s-some snack," Ryou muttered apologetically and gathered the glass.

"OOH! COOKIES!" Marik exclaimed and bent down to grab the whole cookies and happily munched on them.

Ryou glanced up on the blackboard and was overwhelmed by shock, "What is this?" He asked, "Some kind of plan for child molest?" He couldn't believe his yami and backed away.

Bakura looked confused, "What?" But Ryou just stared at his yami. Bakura didn't like the way Ryou was acting, "What the heck are you talking about?" he asked and Ryou only looked at the blackboard, "I know what you are up to, Bakura! And I wont let it happen, no way!" He pointed at him threateningly (Ooh. Scary xD).

Marik had been watching the scene unfold and then started to chuckle. Ryou turned to Marik, "Why are you laughing? You're involved in this sick plan also!"

Marik grinned, "Ryou you're -"

"I WONT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Ryou shouted hysterically and ran downstairs (Aw, poor Ryou is getting hysterical...)

Bakura ran after him and caught up with him, "Ryou, listen," Bakura grabbed Ryou by the shoulders and held tight as Ryou struggled to get free. "Let. Me. Go!"

"Ryou! We're not going to rape anyone!" Ryou then stopped squirming, "...So... It's all a misunderstanding?" he asked panting.

Bakura rolled his eyes, "Yes." Ryou blushed, "Oh." Bakura slowly let go of him and Ryou smiled sheepishly, "I'm sorry?"

Bakura grinned at his light, "If you're gonna eavesdrop then do so the whole conversation, you dimwit," Then he ruffled Ryou's hair and ran upstairs up to his room, leaving Ryou alone in the living room.

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"You've really corrupted the poor kid," Marik mused, Bakura gave him the finger. "It's not my fault he's so fucking hysterical all the time."

When they reached the Kaiba-mansion yet again Bakura spoke up,

"Now, for my plan to work perfectly I have to make one call," he said and reached for his cell, calling someone. It was a while before someone answered.

"Hello, this is the Kaiba-household, may I help you?"

Bakura snickered low and then answered with the most kid-like voice he could manage, which was pretty good, which scared the fuck out of Marik, "Hi! This is Mokuba's friend...Uh, can you put him on the phone?"

"I am sorry but young master Mokuba is at another's friend's house."

"Damn..." Bakura cussed regretting as he did so, "Okay then, I guess I'll talk to him later! BYE!" he hung up and rubbed his throat, "Man, it's hard to make your voice squeaky!"

"You are by the far most freakiest person I know," Marik said amazed at his best friend. "Why, thank you Marik, I appreciate that. But there's a problem, with Mokuba not here... What then?" Bakura sighed.

Marik thought for a moment, "Why don't we use the millennium rod on the butler?"

Bakura smirked wickedly, "Marik, you're a genius, why the hell didn't we do that in the second chapter?"

"I don't know..."

"Anyway, lets make some magic... Millennium magic."

"Bakura... that was a really lame pun," Marik said and chuckled.

"Shut up."

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Bakura raised an eyebrow as the now zombie-like butler opened the gate for them, "Well, thank you very much." The butler nodded and bowed while Marik and Bakura stepped into the party.

"Now, mind slave, go and do your duty and forget that we ever entered," Marik ordered his mind slave who bowed and went away.

"Now, lets show this dull business people how to party!" Marik said excitedly and Bakura nodded, both of them grinning. "HELL YEAH!"

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I know it's really really short and stuff but I think the so-called writer block is closing in on me - nooooo! I'll come up with something though! Hope you liked this chapter, another one will come soon, I think.

Review? It'd make my super special awesome happy and help me do another chapter :D