Knuckles and Shadow Chapter 3: Ain't Your Hollerback Boy, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

Knuckles and Shadow Chapter 3: Ain't Your Hollerback Boy!

NOT TO INSULT PEOPLE, FOR COMEDY USAGE ONLY! I DO NOT OWN SONIC AND CO. SOME OF MY OCS ARE IN THIS STORY! MEET LATEROSE THE HEDGEHOG AND HER BOYFRIEND, ARES AND MY OTHER OC TODD. JILLIAN BELONGS TO ANOTHER AUTHOR (READ A/N)

The next day, Shadow and Knuckles go off to Math class. When they reach math, they hear from a group of girls complain about their grades and something else.

"Hey Laterose, anything new? Any 411?"

"Well, for starters, I heard sally gave head to the substitute teacher so she can get good grades and that's the only reason she's still on the cheerleading squad."

Shadow and Knuckles look at each other and say, "Thanks for the juice, Late. Oh and where's Ares?"

Then the Shadow look-a-like comes next to his hot pink girlfriend.

"Presente, as usual. Oh, did she tell you about her?" Ares asked.

"Um, yeah." Shadow replied. Ares replies, "Well, the shocking truth is this. It. Is. True."

Shadow and Knuckles look at Ares and say,

"No. Way!"

Shadow then asks, "Do you have proof?"

"Ask Amy, she knows the answer to that. After all, she is on the Mobius High School Cheerleading Squad, and Knuckles, you can ask Julie-Su, besides, she's captain."

"Thanks, Ares."

"Hey, I heard your song on Youtube, you guys rock! I need a copy to send to my homies in Los Angeles."

"OK, Watch out for our CD, Music Pimp, coming soon!" Knuckles shouted. They were pumped over the 411 on Sally. When they go over see Julie-Su, they see Sally and they snicker and see that her hair is a mess and that her knees are scratched up.

"Wow, Late wasn't kidding!" Shadow snickered, "I mean, look at her knees, that must be some head she gave. She must be doing badly in class."

They see Julie-Su and call her.

"Julie! Jules!" Knuckles shouted.

The cheerleaders were doing the pyramid and Amy was going up the top as Julie-Su was on the ground, as a base. When she saw Knuckles, charging in, She quickly gets out and Knuckles tackles her to the ground, causing the whole pyramid to topple down. Shadow gets caught in the fall too and when the girls land on the ground, Amy goes in quick search for Shadow, only to find him under all the cheerleaders.

"I…OK!" he wheezed and he gets out of the pile. They then ask the big question.

"Hey, do you know that Sally is giving head to the Sub?"

"That's what I heard from Laterose and Ares, but it cant be true…is it?"

Shadow and Knuckles nod and they drag the girls to the bleachers, where they hear jagged moaning and loud slurps.

They quickly go up the bleachers and there, they see Sally, GIVING HEAD!, to the substitutue teacher, and now its all clear about her good grades, since they didn't make any sense in the first place.

"How gross can she get?" Amy whispered.

Shadow then says, "Not to mention that she's cheating on faker with that guy."
Amy gasps and says, "If Sonic finds out, he'll be crushed."

"Hey, tough luck, Ames." Shadow replied. They quickly left before things got nasty and they ran back to Knuckles's basement and as they run to his house, they bump into Todd and Jillian

(A/N: I own Todd, Jillian belongs to Tcbp000)

"GUYS! YOU CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT SALLY IS ACTUALLY A REAL SLUT!" Knuckles shouted. Jillian looks at her baby blue boyfriend and he answers,

"Knux, old buddy, we knew that since the dawn of time."

"Yeah, but now we have proof!"

Shadow looks at the girls and sees that Knuckles takes out his cell phone and shows them the video of Sally.

"UGH! EWW!" Todd shouted in agony and Jillian shuts her eyes.

"Yeah, gross right? Well, we're going to expose her, in SONG!"

Todd then says,

"Oh yeah, I heard your song on Youtube, it rocks! And I have a good beat for that."

"Then, c'mon!" Knuckles said and drags the two away. The girls and Shadow follow and when they reach the basement, they enter the recording room as the girls listened from the outside room.

"This should work. Its from Gwen Stefani's Hollerback Girl."

"That's why you rock at this moment, Todd. The king of pranks never lets a laugh go to waste."

"Let's do this. I hate that bitch so much already." Shadow replied.

"OK 3…2…1…NOW!"

Uh-huh, holy shit
It's about time you get off my dick

A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.

You damn right I was talking shit
I told your man so you would hear it
What you doin' acting like that
Now people know what's up
So you came to my place
Saw the look on your face
I hit a home run then I kicked you out
But first I broke my pom-pom out
And now you know what's up

A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.

So last night girl, saw you under the bleachers
Giving head to a substitute teacher
Perfect grades didn't make no sense
But now it's all cleared up
And it's comin' right back
'Cause I'm telling your pack
So don't freak out when your secret's out
That's right girl, you can't deny this
Your knees is all scratched up

A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.

Let me hear you say this shit is
Super-cala-fragalistic-expialidoshus
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...um...
..What!!

A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit
(Ooh oo) This is my shit.

When they exit, they see Jillian and Todd laughing themselves off as the girls clap and cheer.

"Nice job, boys. If it hits radio one day, it will knock some sense into that chick." Julie-Su said.

'Oh, man! Ha!" Todd laughed and he began to sing some of the song.

"You damn right, heh, I, ha, wasss….HA! TALKING SHIT." He falls on the floor and screams,

"HELP ME, HA, I CANT BREATHE!"

Jillian is calm and says, "Todd…are you calm now?"

Todd was the opposite of calm, he was hyped with laughter and says,

"I WILL SO PLAY THIS OVER THE INTERCOM! HA!"

Shadow and Knuckles high five and Knuckles says,

"Prepare yourself for total popularity."

"Dude, we are already popular."

"Oh, then…TOTAL STARDOM!" Knuckles empathized. Shadow nods and then Locke barges in.

"Boys, what's going on, now."

"NOTHING, SIR!" Shadow and Knuckles replied.

"I hope not. I hear so much laughing each time you two are down here, are you sure?"

"YES, SIR"

"Good…" Locke then closes the door. Shadow then says, "We need to get a lock for that door."

Sweet! Alright! Well, Chapter 4 coming at cha. Nerds in Love.