Author note: Here's the third chapter. From now I shall write what Haku is thinking like this: (Host club rules!) So its easier to difference from the other text. Hope you enjoy!
I woke up when I heard some music playing very loud. I let out a groan and tried to muffle the sound with my paws. (Damn mornings! Guys pick up the phone right now or I'll drop it in the toilet…) I heard the twins stirring and complaining too and one of them finally picked it up.
``Hello? Kyoya, you know, some people needs sleep. Yes…yes…Okay, I think we can do that. We'll see you later.´´Hikaru hung up the phone.
``What he wanted?´´said Kaoru still sleepy.
``He said that Tamaki had an idea and there is a meeting in the club.´´(At nine in the Saturday morning?! I'm going to kill that idiot!)``He says to bring Haku with us too.´´
``Well let's go then. Haku, wake up.´´He called, but I groaned.``Haku, we have to go.´´He tried shaking me a bit but he got the same response.``Haku, c'mon you sleepy dog.´´
I sat up and looked at him with my death puppy dog eyes. I walked to where he was and pushed him down in the bed, hard. I curled up in his chest and tried to sleep. (Like hell you two are going to get me out of here. I want to sleep!) My owners chuckled at my attempts to continue sleeping.
``You are going to stay there forever?´´Asked me Kaoru. I barked as a yes.``Well then…I know one way to make you woke up…Hikaru?´´He whispered to his brother something I couldn't hear.
Hikaru leaved the room for a few minutes. I heard him entering again.
``Haku…Look what I've got.´´Hikaru said to me in a sing-song voice and I cracked one eye open to see him holding a big, delicious cookie.``If you want it you have to wake up.´´
I quickly moved from the bed to the floor and stood with my ears perked up and my eyes opened. (Give me, give me, give me please!) Hikaru smirked and threw the cookie into the air. What he didn't expect was me jumping and catching it in mid-air. My owners looked at me wide-eyed as I happily munched on my prize. Now they finally changed their clothes, with me looking to the wall as usual. They climbed down the stairs, while I just came rolling like the rock from Indiana Jones. I trip a lot, don't I? (Damn stairs!) My owners almost died laughing when I finally touched the safe ground. Ouch…
In the limo we played tug o war with the rope and they obviously won the five rounds. And then we finally reached Ouran. We walked through the hallways till we reached the o so famous 3º Music Room. When we entered I found the entire Host club looking sleepy as hell, except Tamaki. What I don't know was how they woke up Kyoya and they're all alive… The first thing I did was bark and snarl at Tamaki who begun to run and scream like a little girl. I chased him through all the room but I stopped when Mori picked me up by the scruff of my neck. The twins were rolling in the floor laughing.
``Now, would you tell us why you wake up this soon in the morning, Tamaki?´´said Haruhi who was glaring daggers at him.
``Well, when we finished the last day some customers asked me if Haku would come again. And I tough that we could turn her into a Host!´´He said excitedly. We send him blank looks. (Tamaki, you put drug on your breakfast or you are that stupid? I'm a dog, I can't Host people!)
What Tamaki is trying to explain(And failing miserably might I add) is that Haku would play with the customers as if she was their own dog.´´Explained Kyoya adjusting his glasses.
(Ahh…now I get it…Wait…What?!) I begun to bark from my spot in mid-air. Mori still didn't putted me down.
``I think she doesn't want to do it, boss.´´said the twins.
``But she will do it!´´said a feminine voice from nowhere.
The sound of a powerful motor roared while a scenery begun to show up from the ground. (Shit! It's Renge, now I'm so screwed…)
``Nothing attracts the attention of the girls better than the boys like a fluffy pet! They're cute, funny and huggable so Haku is the perfect candidate! She's going to be the first Host-dog!´´
``But Haku-chan doesn't want to do it, see?´´said Honey pointing at me.
I was looking away with an expression of ``not in a million years´´. She came to me bearing the ``Glare of Death´´. I retorted sticking my tongue out at her. (My answer is still not, so go away you Medusa cousin)
Cookies…´´Mori said. I look at him with a W.T.F face but then I understand it. (Shit…)
That's right…Have you seen the look in her face this morning?´´said Kaoru to his brother, both of them with a devil glint I their eyes.
``Yes, and remember yesterday? She practically begged Honey to get one cookie…´´retorted Hikaru. (S-still I'm not going to do it!)I continued looking away but the Kyoya said it:
``Haku, If you don´t do it you aren't going to get any cookies for the rest of your life.´´Said with a dark smile.
My brain needed a few seconds to process what he just said…(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
I get out of the grip of Mori and I went to the feet of Kyoya with my best puppy eyes but they didn't work so I went to a corner and proclaimed it my emo corner. Mine at difference of Tamaki's has sad music and rain too. I told you it was better than his. I could hear my owners almost dying by laughter.
``S-she has an emo corner! She's just like Tamaki!´´
``I didn't know she could do that! This is just hilarious!´´
``But I think hers is cooler.´´with that Tamaki came to the emo corner too drawing circles with his finger in the floor.
(Don't steal my corner!) I growled at him and he went to the opposite corner.
``I'll take that as a she's going to do it then. Now Haku is the Official Host Club Pet.´´Said Kyoya.
``Yes, I bet the customers are going to love it!´´Renge said laughing while the scenery sunk back to the floor. (She spends all the time down there or what?)
I continued being in my emo corner when Haruhi came and petted me in my head giving me an apologetic smile. Now I understand how she felt when they told her she was going to be their dog, ironically I was going to be it literally. I got out from my corner and looked at Hikaru and Kaoru who were still laughing their asses off. I went to Kaoru and pounced at him in the stomach then I went to Hikaru and did the same. Now they were gasping for air and I was the one laughing. Haruhi winked at me and I give her a doggish smirk.
``Now what we are going to do? If that was the unique thing you called us for…´´Trailed off Honey while he hugged Usa-chan.
``Maybe we should think about our next cosplay…we still don't have anything planned.´´Said Tamaki sitting in the sofa with a thoughtful face.
They all taught, and thought, and taught… And I was bored as hell. I looked around and I found a zone where they kept all the instruments. I jumped on to the stall and looked at the piano. I found they were still songs in it. I looked better and saw they were classical songs… (Hey, I've got an idea!) I grabbed the papers and returned to the boys. I nudged Tamaki with my paw.
``Uh, what do you have here, Haku?´´He grabbed the papers and looked at the songs.``Where did you get that?´´I pulled on his sleeve and dragged him to where the piano was.
I jumped at the stall again and barked at the piano then at him. He still didn't understand so I pressed the keyboard and then barked at him. He seemed to get it.
``Do you want me to play these songs?´´he asked me.
I nodded. He sat next to me and begun playing. It was one of Mozart. I touched him with my paw and he stopped playing. I grabbed the paper with the Mozart song and handed it to him. I grabbed another one that was from Beethoven and handed it to Kyoya. The one with Vivaldi went to Honey and Bach for Mori. I barked with hopes of them understanding me. Haruhi was the first.
``Do you want us to cosplay as composers and musicians, I am right Haku?´´She asked.
I barked and jumped as a yes. (Good that Haruhi is the intelligent of the group. Without her they wouldn't notice what I was trying to say…)
``That's a great idea!-said Tamaki.
``Wow, Haku-chan is very smart, isn't she Mori?-asked Honey to his cousin who nodded.
``And she seemed idiot when we adopted her!-joked the twins.
``I should be charging the costumes then…-muttered Kyoya pulling out his phone.
And with that I helped the Club with his problem. The weekend passed fast and I found myself again in the 3ºMusic room…praying to be killed before the doors opened. (This suit is itchy as hell!) I was wearing a small composer suit and I had a bow in my tail. It was ridiculous.
``Aww…Haku you look so cute.´´Said Kaoru who was dressed as Verdi.
``It's a pity I didn't buy the camera .´´Added Hikaru who was Tchaikovsky.
``Stop bothering the poor girl, guys.´´Said Haruhi who was dressed as Wagner.
``But it's very funny…´´Pouted the twins.
``Guys, it's almost the time. In position!´´Shouted Tamaki.
We all gather in front of the door, me in front of all of them. The doors opened and they all called at the same time:
``Welcome.´´I barked because I couldn't do anything much.
All the girls stared in awe at the sight of the composers/hosts…and dog. Tamaki tell the usual speech but with the new announcement.
``And from now you can request our Official Pet, Haku if you want to have a playful and cute puppy for a day.´´(Playful your mother and cute your father, Tamaki idiot…)
At least only two girls requested me so I wasn't going to have many problems. It was that girl who gave me my name and one that was a bit younger than her with black hair. We sited in a new sofa that was near the twins. In the table were the toys that the Kaoru and Hikaru bought me in the shop. The girl who gave me my name played with me using the rope…I lost again. The other one threw me the ball and I catch it in the air wining applause from the people who saw me. I give her the ball and she threw it a bit more far. I followed the ball and it went near the table that our ``Mozart´´ was hosting.
-``f you were words you would be the most beautiful song ever composed…´´Said to one girl.
She fainted. That told all. (And if you were a song you would be the introduction of my little pony)I grabbed the ball and went back to my table passing in front of my owners that were their act sending a shiver down my spine. (Do their parents even know that they do this?! I'm never going to get used to this…) I give the girl the ball and she picked me up and begun petting me. I was beginning to relax when Verdi and Tchaikovsky decided to pass by wearing their devil smirks.
``Haku…Want to win another cookie?´´They said in a sing-song voices and my ears perked up at this.
``If you want it you'll have to do this…´´Kaoru whispered at my ear.
When I heard it at first I was going to say no but a cookie it's a cookie so… I went were Kyoya was and barked to get his attention.
``What do you want Haku? I'm busy…´´He said. I barked a bit more and he kneeled down no see what I wanted. (It's now or never!)
I snatched the notebook from Kyoya and get away from him.-he seemed surprised at first but then he said with the most stern and scary voice:
``Give me that back, Haku…´´I shook my head and begun running to were the twins were.
Kyoya was chasing me and I knew I was so dead… (Hikaru, Kaoru I'm going to get killed and it's going to be your fault!) I jumped to the arms of Hikaru clutching into him for dear life. He simply grabbed the notebook. Kyoya was now in front of my owners sending the most powerful death glare I ever seen.
``I hope you excuse her Kyoya; she's just a pup.´´said Hikaru.``She was just playing…´´
Kyoya retrieve back his notebook and sent them a warning glare. I was breathing rapidly and my heart was about to explode. (That was scarier than the Ring, Alien and all the books from Stephen King together!)
``Now, why did you do that, Haku? That was mean…´´Scolded me Kaoru. (Excuse me but, what!? It was your idea!)
``You are a very bad girl, and bad girls must be punished…´´Said Hikaru who looked at his brother with a knowing look. (I don't like where this is going…)
``So no cookies for a week!´´They said.
I stood still frozen in place. A week, a whole week without cookies…
(DAMN THAT DEMON TWINS!)
Author note: Thanks for all the reviews! Now here's a serious question: should I put some romance in this or not? It's your decision! And from now free cookies to all the reviewers! :3