Kigame: Yay! Guess who's the winner in this thing!
Killa: uhh...
Kigame: PE!!! WEE!!! (dances around)
Killa: Horray for you --
Kigame: And I would like to thank everyone for sending their good reviewes! This chappy is going to be really long since you all had to wait for awhile! ..okay maybe not really long... how about super long?
Killa: looks at the guys with a smirk Expect to get your asses kicked through this whole thing
All but Malik: (gulp)
Malik: Oh come on! It's not like I'm scared!
Killa: Ahem...
Malik: Alright alright Kigame doesn't own Yu-gi-oh nor the school itself... if she did then it would already be blasted...
Kigame: ..not really... actually flamed down
Killa: My hikari is learning (sniff) On with the fic!
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Chapter 3
Learning the Common Lessons of Sports
"So do we get a one hundered? What kind of question was that?!" Marik said to his yami. "You and the other yamis broke so many things that you have to pay for them!"
"No we don't, it's you who has to pay for it," said Malik
"Since you three were the ones who got us here in the first place so you have to pay the stuff," said Bakura. "Besides, it was Yami who broke most of the crap,"
"Yeah like his head," Malik snickered.
"Don't remind me," mumbled Yami
"Sorry Pharaoh, I can't hear you from that huge ice pack on your whole face," Bakura laughed a bit then jumped when the bell rang.
"Alright you three, I'm sure that you'll pass this subject," said Ryou
"Yeah, it's called PE where you get to do all these physical activities," Yugi said.
"Doesn't sound too hard," said Malik
"Well let's get going before we miss our class!" Marik said running off. The others looked at him then ran after him quickly.
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"Do we have to wear these uniforms? It's freakin' hot for Ra's sake!" Yami complained pulling a bit of his sweat shirt.
"Who cares, the women look like they're wearing blue panties," said Bakura, staring at the girls legs and figure. Malik looked at him then shoved him out of the way
"I want to see too you know!!" he said while looking at the girls. Ryou and Marik sighed to themselves then slammed their hands on the back of their yamis heads.
"OW!!! FUCK!!!" the two yamis yelled together, while holding the back of their heads.
"What the hell was that for?!" Bakura yelled.
"Just stop drooling your ass off and behave!" said Ryou.
"Well why don't you slap Yugi too! He's the one who's been watching those porn vids made by that pathetic dog, Joey!" yelled the tomb robber. (( A/N: It's true you know once you read the manga and the first Japanese Session that was never shown in America. T.T No fair!! sniff )) Everyone went silent then looked at Yugi.
Yugi just looked around then sweat dropped a big one. "uh..erm.." He didn't know what to say really.
"Yugi... who would've thought it," said Yami. Marik started to snicker at the small boy.
"Guess those big eyes aren't so innocent after all," he said then snickered again.
"You guys don't have to know that!" said Yugi.
"Ah so you admit it? Shame on you," Bakura said with a smirk on his face.
"Now are you all done yet?" said a sudden voice behind them. The guys stopped their sudden teasing on Yugi then turned around to see who it was. It was the coach staring at them with a bored look, waiting for them to get in line.
"Well hi couch!" said malik. "So what are we going to do next?"
'Always depend on Malik to ask the stupidest questions,' Marik thought while he mentaly sighed to himself.
I can hear you, you knowMalik suddenly said in their mind link. Marik sweat dropped then stepped back one. Malik smirked then looked back at the coach.
"Well you are all going to rope climb! I hope you know how!" said the coach while holding the rope that was hanging behind him. The three yamis looked up then saw the rope hanging on the roof.
"... it looks easy..." Yami said.
"I've done that lots of times back then. It's easier than robbing a cheap Pharaoh's tomb," Bakura said. Yami glared at him.
"How dare you mock my ancestors tomb!" he said in a angry way.
"Err... yeah... anyways, are you guys going to climb this rope or not?" asked the coach with some irritation in his voice.
"Ryou you first," Ryou looked up and decided to climb the rope. He did pretty well and so did Marik. Yugi had a little bit of trouble but he made it. Now it was the yamis turn.
"Alright next is Yami," the pharaoh looked up then sweat dropped a bit. He then grabbed the rope and started to climb it... but he only made it about one foot or two.
"That's how high you can go?! Come on you stupid spikey haired Pharaoh!" said Bakura. Yami only glarred at him then went down.
"Rope climbing is something I can't do so shut up," he said.
"Alright alright you to. Enough with this," The coach suddenly went to Bakura then looked at him sternly. "Let's see if you could do better Bakura," he said.
"Heh my pleasure," Said Bakura while getting on the rope "Watch and learn from the King of Thieves!" he announced. Really he made it to the top after straining a few times. Now he has to get down.
"Good job Bakura!" said the coach "Now just slid down to the mat," Bakura smirked then slid down. But once he did, a sudden burning feeling went right through his fingers. It felt as if they were on fire once he got down.
"OW OW OW!!! OH GODS!!! IT BURNS!!!" He yelled once he jumped to the ground. He started to wiggle his now completely red hands in the air like crazy then stuck them in his mouth.
"Rope burns.. it happens.." said Ryou.
"Okay Marik-"
"Malik!!" inturrupeted the yami.
"Malik! Malik Ishtar, you're next!" said the couch. Malik sighed then started to climb up. His straining into getting higher and higher started to tire him out.
"How are you doing up there, Malik?!" Marik called to his yami, who was making it to the top. Malik looked down then sweat dropped. He started to get dizzy so he looked away.
"This is cake! I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm gonna die..." said Malik, mumbling the last part so the others won't hear him. Marik suddenly slapped his head then grumbled a bit.
"Oh man I completly forgot!" he said. Yugi and Ryou looked at him questionably.
"What? What's wrong?" one of them asked.
"Malik really had a bad time with rope climbing one day, so now it's going to be hard to get him down," Marik said, scratching the side of his head.
"Don't worry I'll get him down," Bakura said while climbing the rope. "Hey Malik why don't you just stay still and untie the rope!" he yelled
"Are you crazy you stupid Tomb Robber?!" Malik yelled at him.
"Just untie it! I'ts the only way to get you down..." Bakura said with a smirk. Malik sighed then climbed a little higher so he could get to the tip of the rope. He saw the knot and started to untie it. Once the rope was untied he held on to one of the ceiling bars while Bakura fell hard on the ground.
"ow... pain..." mumbled Bakura, laying on his back which felt as if it was broken into many pieces.
"GET ME DOWN!!!" Malik screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Just let go Malik!!" Marik yelled.
"Hell no!!!" Malik yelled back
"Let go and we'll catch you!" Yugi said
"Oh yeah like I'll trust that you'll fucking catch my ass!!"
"Just trust us for once!!" Yami screamed. Malik sighed then let go of his grip. Soon he started to fall and the others watched him crash into Bakura, who was still laying on the floor.
"Oh yeah.. trust you indeed.." Said Malik who looked pretty pissed off.
" My poor stomach and back... I can't move... pain... get the fuck off...." mumbled Bakura who was under Malik. The coach only looked at them then decided to write down their results. (( A/N: ;;; I think we already know what they are. But we'll post them up at the end of this chappy anyway ))
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"So this sport is called baseball, huh?" Yami said examining the bat in his hand. "So, do we bash people's heads with this?" he asked.
"And the one who bashes the most people wins?" Malik added
"And then we take all of their stuff and take over the whole school?" Bakura also added. Actually it sounds like a good game.. if you're the one who does the bashing. The hikari's sweat dropped at them then shook their heads.
"Erm.. no that's not exactly how the game goes, guys," Said Yugi a little nervously. So they went ahead and started to explain the rules to their yamis. By the way the spirits were listening, it looked like they get it... or at least half of it.
"Here comes the coach! Hurry up and get in your teams!" Ryou said. And so they did and here's the teams: four random people, Yugi, Bakura, and Marik. And on team B: four random people, Malik, Yami, and Ryou. The girls decided to sit this one out... right now they're mainly paying more attention to their make up, nails, hair, ranting about how their uniforms make them look fat when it actually doesn't, and blabbering about the hot guys. ((A/N: Isn't it ironic that I'm offending my own gender? It's funny but mainly I'm doing the preps... heh heh heh heh ))
"Alright Bakura you pitch while Yami bats! Remember! Keep your eye on the ball and you keep you eye on the bat!!" said the coach. "Play ball!!"
Bakura was tossing the ball in his hand a few times while he was chewing on a pretend gum in his mouth. Yami only glared at him while getting his bat ready. So Bakura got ready and threw the ball right at Yami's... head!! The Pharaoh suddenly screamed then ducked. Once the ball passed him, Marik, the catcher, caught it in his glove. Yami twitched once he stared at the ball then glared at Bakura. The tomb robber started to snicker at him and gave him a cocky smirk.
"Strike one!!" Called Marik.
"A strike?! That guy tried to murder me here!" Yami yelled.
"Just shut up and get ready!" Bakura called while catching the ball once Marik threw it at him. Yami grumbled a few curses in Egyptian then got his bat ready... ready to bash the living day lights of this guy. Bakura seemingly heard him so he decided to yell back at him.
"You too Pharaoh!!" once he said that, Bakura threw the ball straight at Yami's skull again but Yami ducked just in time. Marik saw it coming so he moved out of the way as well. Once the ball hit the fence hard and rolled on the ground, marik called nother strike.
"Damn tomb robber, trying to fucking kill me with a fucking, stupid ball... stupid son of a-"
"Are you done yet?! Because you're starting to piss me off!!" Bakura yelled
"Yeah yeah just hurry up and throw the damn ball!!" Yami yelled back
"Remember you two! Keep your eye on the ball and you keep you eye on the bat!!" said the coach. Bakura snickered to himself then threw the ball... at Yami's balls... yeah...
"Holy fucking.. shitty... Ra damned..." Yami continued on with his ranting of curses at Bakura once he curled up in a little ball while holding his now bruised up man-hood. Tears started to flood his eyes once the pain started to fade a bit. Marik blinked at few then stood up scratching his head.
"Uh.. You're out?" he said. Malik started to crack up once he saw this while all the boys started to wince at the sudden painful event that they saw before them. If you're a boy.. you would do the same too wouldn't you?
"Okay, is it keep your eye on the balls.. or on the bat.. or whatever..?" Bakura said while scratching his head a bit with his glove and putting on a blank look "Okay I'm confused," Yami suddenly got up then growled like crazy while he held his bat.You could see his face red as hell and a huge vain popping out. Good thing the bat's made out of wood, too...
"I'm going to kill you, you Ra damned Tomb Robber!!" Yami said through clinched teeth. All of a sudden, he ran to Bakura and started to beat the living shit out of him. No really he is since you could possibly hear the yelling and crying of pain from Bakura through the big dust cloud. Malik suddnely lit up once he saw this happening.
"Ooh! A fight! I wanna fight too!" he said. The dark spirit ran around the fence then into the fighting dust cloud and decided to beat the living shit out of the two while they beat the living shit out of him. Everyone only stared at the three then found out that the yamis started to randomly throw baseballs everywhere. Few got hit, few survived... but did the coach survive? Well since he was just knocked out a moment ago and now has a huge bump on his head, I should say no.
Marik, Ryou, and Yugi suddenly sighed once they were hiding under the bleachers for cover. "Tell me this isn't happening," Yugi said with a sigh.
"Okay we won't, but ignoring it isn't going to help since it's happening right in front of us," mumbled Marik
"Not to mention that we might get a sub for a few days or weeks," Ryou said with a sigh.
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"Okay since you guys can't do Baseball, how about Football?" said Yugi while glaring at the yamis with annoyence. The three spirits looked beaten from their little fight and a few scratches were all over their faces. Hey the coach has a huge bump on his head, so it doesn't make them the only ones.
"In this game there are two teams. And the main thing is that you have to get this ball to the other's goal in order to make a touchdown so you could get more points!" Marik said, wanting to rush things a bit. Yugi only sighed and decided to put the rules and basic things in detail for their yamis.
"Alright alright! We get it! Now let's hurry up and get this thing over with!" Yelled the yamis together. The whistle and the game begins. There was a throw then a passing and now a tackle. But the ball was saved! Now for the kick! BAM!! Oh and look how high it's flying!! Bakura and Malik only looked up at it then tried to get it.
"It's going up! ..It's going up!" Bakura yelled while looking up at the dot in the sky, which was now getting bigger and bigger.
"It's coming down!!" malik called, pointing at it. Ryou stopped his running then looked at them across the field. He then sighed to himself and decided to tell them what to do next.
"Well what are you waiting for?! Get the bloomin' ball!!" He yelled at them. Malik and Bakura looked at each other then started to run around while trying to catch it.
"Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!" They both said while running aimlessly with their hands up in the air. Malik suddenly tripped over a loose rock and crashed right onto Bakura... again.
"Don't got it..." Bakura mumbled once the ball bounce off his head. Yami ran quickly to it and caught it right before it landed on the ground. He then looked at it then grinned with victory.
"I got the ball!" he called while waving it in the air.
"Good! Now run for your damn life!!" Yugi yelled at him. yami only looked at him questionably then looked around him. Suddenly all but pain of him was felt and nothing more. The only thing he remembered was seeing a big guys ugly face then the next was him being at the bottom of a dog pile.
"Holy shit!" said Mairk, running to the pile before him. The other group did the same and stare at the players sudden pile on Yami. Once the players got off and waked somewhere else, a huge hole was uncovred while Yami was at the very bottom of it. Were those guys really that heavy? The group walked to the hole and looked down to see a yami just lying there... yeah..
"... he was a good guy..." Ryou said as if the yami was dead.
"H-he was like a br-brother to m-me..!!" Said Yugi between a fit of sniffles. Marik sighed then patted his back softly.
"..awesome.." was all that bakura could say once he peered down the dark hole. Malik put his hand on his chest then looked down.
"We shall now have a good moment of sile-"
"MY HAIR!!! YOU MESSED UP MY PRETTY HAIR!!!!! MY POOR HAIR!!!" Screamed a now up Yami who was already at the surface of the ground. His hair was a mess! Like messy Malik's hair without the spikyness. He came out so quick that it nearly scared everyone. Yugi suddenly lit up and my a happy cute face.
"Yami you're alive!!" he squeaked happily. Marik and Ryou suddenly grabbed his arm and ran for their lives.
"I think it's a good time to get the hell out of here!!" They both yelled.
"Why?" Yugi asked. Yami was glaring at the football guys so crazy like that his eyes truned red. He then started to growl and stomp slowly at them. ," he growled. Now's time to vison fire in his eyes with a fire background behind him... "You. Shall. Pay. Dearly. For. That..." he hissed in a psycotic why. He went to the dark side! Finally he made the right choice!! Sheesh!
"Die... Now..." Yami said with his low voice. (( A/N: I bet you Yami fans would faint if you heard him say that in that kind of voice )) The hikaris were a little far away from the event and the yamis only sat on the benches while eating a few snacks.
"Seeing the pharaoh snap will be really entertaining to watch," Bakura said while eating some popcorn. Malik only nodded and continued watching Yami as if it was a movie. The players started to quiver in their feet once Yami stomped to them slowly. Finally, Yami made his move and pounced on them, started to beat the living crap out of every single one of them! Punches, kicks, snaping of a few bones here and there, biting on people's heads, you name it. Yami was giving them a hell of a beating that they'll bearly live through.
"Oh this is so cool..." Malik said while grabbing some popcorn from Bakura's bucket. The three hikaris stared and gawked at Yami's fight that their jaw could fall off right then and there!
"I HAVE WON VICTORY!!! BOW DOWN TO ME AND MY HAIR YOU PATHETIC MORTALS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Yami yelled while standing on apile of the players in near death while he was doing a little victory pose. Malik and Bakura blinked a couple of times while they stared at him.
"He's taking our job and evil laugh," Bakura said.
"I always knew he had it in him. He actually did a good job for his first time," Malik said while clapping lightly. You wanna see the faces of the lights? Okay lets move the camera and see them... oh there they are!
Hikaris: O.O currently traumatize and disturbed for life
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"I'm going to turn this Dodge-ball game into a Shadow game if I have to!!" Malik yelled while he was waving his Sennen Rod wildly. Suddenly he saw a ball coming right at him so he screamed then jumped out of the way "STOP THROWING BALLS AT ME!!!"
"Where the hell did that Sennen Rod come from?!" Marik asked while he was trying to dodge the balls coming at him. They guys were the only ones left so yeah, it's a little complicated now.
"...It's a secret.." Malik said quietly. Marik grumbled then hanged his head down.
"Isis is going to kill me..." he sighed then threw a few more balls at the players.
"We're the only ones left!! What the hell are we suppose to do now?!" Bakura yelled while trying so hard to hit someone "stop moving damn it!!" he yelled at them.
"Just try and throw the balls to the direction where they're going, Bakura!" Ryou called while dodging a few. Bakura grumbled then tried to at least hurt one person. Malik suddenly threw one then hit a guy on the stomach.
"Ha ha!! You're out you stupid mortal!!" He laughed while making a few laughs to himself. The opposite team got a little pissed off so they decided to hit him with a wave of red balls. Malik found himself being hit with twenty or thirty balls repeatedly and he started to crouch and coil up in a little ball.
"OKAY I'M OUT!!! Ow ow ow ow ow!! STOP IT!!! Ow!!" He yelled while he continued being hit with the balls. So suddenly got up then ran for it and went to the outies section so he could be spared from the balls wrath of the red balls.
"...... Yeah thanks a lot Malik! Now we're the only ones left here!! What the fuck happened, damn it?!" Bakura yelled at his dark buddy. Malik only glared at him then at the players.
"They're possessed by some curse, I know it!!" he said under his breath. A ball was suddenly shot at Yugi and it nearly hit him by a hair. Yugi starts to yelp a bit then ran right behind Yami while whimpering.
"Don't let them hit me! Please! I want to live!!" he cried. Marik and Bakura sweat dropped at him.
"Weakling," Bakura said between a few coughs. Yami looked down at poor little Yugi making his chibi teary eyed face... aww. Yami looked at him sadly but had a good idea in mind. His face lit up and he started to grin madly.
"Oh oh oh! I got a good idea!!" he said happily. He suddenly drew a card and held it up high. "Go Dark Magician.. Numba TWO!!" he said. Soon a red armored DM appeared out of no where and made his usual stance thing. Yami smiled wickedly at the players then pointed at them.
"Go Dark Magician! Red Balls of Fury!!" He commanded. Sort of makes you think the worng way, doesn't it? Suddenly all these random red balls came out of nowhere and started to shoot right at the opposite players. Everywhere they were getting hit! From the stomach to the ass to the nut and to the freakin' head! Oh they were in big trouble now. Finally the wave of the unstoppable balls died down and all that was left was the now nearly dead playrs laying on the floor unconscious. The guys looked at them then jumped in the air happily.
"Yeah!! We won!! Ha ha!!" the said out loud. The coach only sighed then threw his clip board over his shoulder.
"I'm not working for this place again..."
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Killa: Shit that was long damn it!!
Kigame: I know! Isn't it great?!
Bakura: (currently beaten up) ..uhh... no...
Yami: I think it was fun!! Except for the part when you threw that baseball at my fucking balls!!!
Bakura: Now THAT was enjoyable
Hikaris: O.O still traumatize and disturbed
Malik: ... hello? (waves his hand in front of them then snaps his fingers) ... they're out of it...
Kigame: Well I would like to thank all of the reviewers and their ideas for this fic! Oh and the dodgeball part was for Goddess Of Shadows! The baseballs randomly being thrown was for Anonymous too! And the rest of the sports was from the help of LoveLiesBleeding2!! Thank you! Sry if I didn't put to Archery Tournament. The thing was getting too long that I had to take that out. Really sorry!
Killa: Well R&R peoples! The next one will be little history!!
Yami: Finally something we know!
Bakura: This will be truely easy
Malik: Yup! Now we have to make sure that they don't know we're spirits! R&R!!
Killa: -- I need R&R... (lays down)
Hikaris: O.O