How Akito Stole Christmas
Chapter 3: Akito's Work
Alrighty! Akito's been working like a Christmas elf this past week. So, this is dedicated to what Akito went through to get his plan running. This goes on right after Akito says, "Then Tohru's DOOM!!!" Let's go!!
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"
"Ok! We get it! Quit saying doom!" Kureno said in his gloom,
"You know I get excited when things go my way. Look! We're getting off track! We ain't got all day!"
So Akito grabbed his lackey and pulled him to his lair, well… actually it was a walk in closet, but you shouldn't care.
Akito clicked on the light, that swung madly around, they shoved some clothes out of the way and pulled some to the ground.
"Now what are we doing?" Kureno said, holding a hat,
"We're getting supplies so that I can look fat!"
After a while of searching they got what they'd need, to make Akito fat in relative speed.
"Now, Kureno! Make me a red suit, to look like Santa and don't forget his black boots!"
Kureno sighed, probably the hundredth time today, and went to get material just to get away.
Kureno brought back a large suit, boots and hat, a fake beard too, that strangely looked strangely like a cat.
"What's with the cat?" Akito said,
"I thought it'd make a nice beard. Don't worry it's dead,"
"I'm not wearing a dead cat!" Akito protested,
"It's not a cat, it's a beard. And it's not infested,"
"Infested?" Akito said, looking warily at the hairy ball,
"Oh for peat's sake! There's nothing wrong with it at all!"
After getting Akito to agree to the odd looking beard, Akito tried on the stuff, he really looked weird.
Kureno struggled to get Akito fixed right, when he was done it was a major fright.
He actually looked like Santa but not like the Santa's at the mall.
"How do I look?" Akito said, he was so fat he was about to fall,
"Well," Kureno said, balancing Akito, "Maybe if it is dark, they wouldn't know,"
"Then lets get this over with!" Akito said with a grin,
"Um.. Christmas is in a week, there's no need to begin,"
Akito's expression changed faster than a stoplight, then he struggled to get out of his suit with all of his might,
"Um…"
"Alright," Kureno said, unzipping the back, to let Akito have a little more slack.
"Don't help me out! I can do it alone!"
"You know if you act like this your cover is blown?"
"What do you mean? They won't see through my charade. This plan is perfect, my destiny is made!"
"Ok, one, Santa's voice is merry, deep and he's kind. You need practice, but we're way behind,"
"Now what's that supposed to mean?" Akito said, still having trouble,
"I'm saying, Akito, you're not Santa's double,"
"I guess I need some help on becoming that fat man. Hey! I said don't help me out! I can get out! I can!"
Kureno gave up on Akito to let him squirm in his suit, and when Akito cried he didn't give a hoot.
Man these are some corny rhymes. You people better love me for this! I've noticed there is no beat to these. So, good job if you saw all of the rhymes,. Even I got lost reading over them all. And on another bothersome note, if you can't tell who's talking, I've tried my best to add on who's talking. Ok, next chapter is probably the last one unless I mess up and can't finish it. And.. I am having rhyming troubles, so… yeah. Bye!