Dear Audience,
Please do not panic, nor prepare a funeral. I am not dead, and I hope I will not be in a few days, either. My dog bit me – for no reason, I should add – on the finger, in the crevice between my nail and my skin. Unfortunately, not only was it a tender spot, it was on the dominant finger of my dominant hand. Since I want to bring you, wonderful Audience, the best story I can supply, I will wait until I can focus and easily type before I resume my projects. If I did not backspace, this letter itself would be riddled with errors and grammatical mishaps. Thank you for understanding. Your cooperation and patience has been noted.
Pichuspeed,
M-S
P.S. Like the sign-out? Imma start using it from now on. Pichuspeed. Now copyrighted by M-S, Master Pokemon Trainer of the Eighth Ebil Division. Which is also copyrighted.
P.P.S. GOSHDARNIT FINGER, GET BETTER SOON!
P.P.P.S. This letter has been cordially sealed by Sir Torrent of the Fiftieth Quilava Parliament. Also copyrighted by M-S, Master Pokemon Trainer of the Eighth Ebil Division.
