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RED Scout ran down the steps to the BLU Intel room he looked around and realized that exactly mirrored his own base he ran into the main room, and saw a Red Engineer is this base(YES he has no idea about spies).

"Yo Engi don't you think that your a little bit far from home base."

The Red Engineer turned around, "No worries pardner you should....uh grab the intel yeah!"

The Scout was a little suspicious, so he asked "Hey do you know where the a Dispenser is."

"Sure it's right over.............." They stared at each other and the Engineer disappeared in a cloud of smoke for a few seconds and then he saw a mirror image of the RED Spy. Except wearing a BLU suit.

"HEY, YOU"RE THE GUY IN THOSE PHOTOS WITH MY MOM!!!!" the Scout yelled realizing that on his mom's camera, he found multiple photo's of a man doing unspeakable things with his mother. The Scout went in a blind rage. He swung his bat wildly not doing much except to amuse the Spy.

"You know your, mother was a great woman," the Spy mocked "IN BED HA HA HA" The Scout, valiantly dodged a stab from the butterfly knife, and hit the Spy over the head with his bat.

"Ah you petit merde ugh" the Spy said after being hit over the head again with the bat.

"Yeah try that one on for size you shape shiftin rat! YEAH!"

Serves him right Scout thought, he ran into the intel room and picked up the briefcase he heard a loud noise and turned around he saw the Spy again alive and well.

"Ah you have to love ze modern technology, fake death, whats next!"

" What the.......how did you.........ahhh....!"

The Spy charged knife facing forward, the Scout jumped backwards and began sprinting, he felt a bullet hit him in the back, but he knew he had to keep running. He saw the BLU Heavy open fire on him.

"LITTLE MEN STEAL OUR INTEL!!!" he yelled obviously mad.

The Scout knew he was dead, that was until the Spy made a timely entry backstabbing the Heavy the Spy gave him a smile and cloaked. He saw the Medic paired with a Solider running down the hallway. The Medic healed him for a second, Scout already felt his wounds healing.

"Nice job there Private." the Solider said

"Yeah, Yeah thanks!" the Scout said reveling in his praise. He ran across the bridge through the tunnels and up the stairs. He finally began the slow jog to the RED intel room. He met up with the Engineer and Pyro who were guarding the Sentry.

"Well WHOOO-WHEE pardner, nice job, with that intel, even heard you took out one of those damn spies. Nice job now Pyro hear won't have to kill em!"

"Mumph Hudda Mhmmhmhmhumhmhmh!" the Pyro said happy to not have to fry someone!(contrary to his name)

"Yeah Pyro whatever you say." The Scout proudly walked up to the intel and set it down.

"Victory" the woman's voice said now happy.

After a few minutes the glass pane once again disappeared to allow access to the computer room.

"Ah good job my energetic friend" the Medic said, after they had all come to the intel room to converse.

"Maybe, this little man is not as bad as I thought." Heavy said.

"Ah mate, nice job out there wish I could have helped more though." The Sniper said, because he had killed only one person, with a Jarate, Kukri combo.

"Aye lad if you were old enough I'd lend ya some scrumpies." The Demoman said although he was kinda creeping Scout out with the glowing eye(courtesy of the Eyelander).

"Bah it was a job for a bunny run fast bah!" the Spy said.

They then all told there stories of their last battle.

"So there I was them cock-sure dandies were everywhere so I pull out me Eyelander, I cut off 1,2,3,4 heads before that stupid Engineer even got his bloody pistol out, but I took his head too! AHAHA"

"Ah, look at you baby's me and Sasha have killed many cowards today."

The Medic rolled his eyes, "Withzout me we would be using ze respawn system a lot more today."

"Speaking of which," the Engineer said, "the Spy was doin some recon, and we found they have a Respawn to so, don't think they won't be holdin a grudge. Also our respawn it appears that it works as our first pioneers." The Engineer pointed at the Medic, and Scout everyone chuckled, "have proven that the system works so no need to worry bout dyin."

"So Engineer that means even if we get put through a wood chipper we'll just pop up in that room. Kinda like a respawn" the Soldier asked realizing this will raise morale for his troops.

"Yeah, that's right."

"Hey um, Spy" the Scout asked.

"Yes, my little bunny(NOT GAY)." the Spy answered

"I was wondering um.... the other Spy did he really you know, do my mom."

The Spy chuckled..... "Ah my little Scout," he reached into his pocket and pulled out a folder and threw it on the table.

Multiple photos sprayed out of the folder

It showed Scout's mother in multiple positions of.....well a private nature. Pyro averted his gas mask. Solider, a man of the pin-up era picked up one of the photo's. Heavy picked up one of the photos and smiled. Sniper looked at one of the photos(one of the more graphic ones)and threw it away disgusted. The Engineer follower of the good book, turned his head and grumbled.

"What the........ah.....ehhh....." the Scout said stunned.

"Indeed I believe your mother iz ze newest porn star. (chuckle)!"

"Why you little..!" the Scout nearly flew across the table with a bat in his hand. The Heavy grabbed him with his free hand he was still examining the photo.

"MEDIC!," the Medic cringed at the sound of the Heavy's voice, "What are they doing in this photo?" The photo is to graphic to describe although Medic's reaction was to say the least surprised.

"Well, um Heavy vone day I vill explain zis to you, Ja." the Medic said dreading the day he would have to explain this to Heavy the intricacies of that photo.

"Thank you Doktor I will keep it until then. YOU little man STOP FIGHTING!"

"Why you LITTLE", he stopped struggling when he heard Heavy.

"ATTETION, I suggest you get some rest, because you will be leaving this base tomorrow, you well be shipping out to Badwater." the female voice said.

Everyone began to head to there designated rooms, for another day of war.

Heavy:Solider look at this one(points at photo)

Soldier: Ahhhh... indeed anyway reviews are appreciated, and flamers are always welcome!

Spy:Gentlemen, may I suggest ze Playboy!

All:Ohhhhhhhh