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And the next part is finally here! The everlasting suspense ends! I'm way to dramatic in these intros. Well, I've been noticing that an alright amount of people are reading, but not reviewing. PLEASE REVIEW! And FYI, don't say "He submitted 2 chapis in one day, he has no life." I pre-typed these and then my friend eventually let me share his account. Well anyway, here comes the next poor soul.

Chapter 3

It lands on...

"Why do the authors ALWAYS STALL FOR TIME!" Neji screams.

" I think it's a cult." Sakura says.

Any way, it lands on...

Shino.

"Truth or Dare?" Ino asks.

"Dare." Shino replies in his I-couldn't-care-less-either-way-voice.

"Ah, I wanna go, give me anything, at all, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." Ino says, and says, and says.

"SHUT UP!" Hinata screams.

How would they dare a guy that doesn't care about anything at all in the world? I mean, he almost never talks if the subject isn't bugs.

"I know! I dare you Shino, to eat one of your precious bugs!" Kiba exclaims in triumph.

Everyone is shocked at the dare. Shino eating a Kikaichu! Now that's intense!

Shino had a look of grief on his face(not like you can tell, he wears sunglasses and 80 of his face is covered by that damn collar). Could Shino actually attempt to do such a horrible feat?

"Fine." Shino says confidently.

He obviously thinks he won't feel effected by it. Man is he wrong.

He summons one and places it on his hand. He braces himself. He moves his hand to his mouth and...eats it.

Cricket

cricket

moo

"Soooooooo that's all?" Hinata says, confused.

"I'd expect a bigger reaction." Sasuke states. But it has not yet begun!

Suddenly, Shino starts to sweat. Then he starts rocking back and forth in a fettle position. Then he starts moaning in an incredibly dark sounding voice. He starts foaming at the mouth and has random spazams out of nowhere.

"Oh no. What have I done. I'm a cannibal. I'm a horrible person! I want my mommy." Shino says in a voice that sounds like the devils.

"Oh man, it's such a bad thing to do, but...but...THEY TASTE SO DAMN GOOD!

All of a sudden he summons hundreds of Kikaichu and starts eating them by the handful. Everyone was watching in sheer terror as he devoured hundreds of the beetles while laughing a sadistic and evil laugh.

In a little while(3 hours) he calms down. He had no idea what had happened.

"Was that crazy penguin tryin' to steal my teddy bear again? Stupid penguin, sneaking up on me when I'm drunk." Shino says in a dazed voice.

"No, you were dared to eat one of your beetles..."

But before Tenten could finish, Shino screamed "THEY TASTE SO GOOD MUST EAT!" It starts all over again. This time though, it's a lot worse. If anyone else would so much as pass gas, they'd be attacked. They wouldn't be killed though, just covered in beetles. When he stops, they hold him down and tell him not to do it again, but he just waves his arms and says "NO PENGUINS, IT'S MY TEDDY BEAR!"

Eventually, they ignore him and continue.

The bottle is spun, and the next victim is...

End of Chapter

Shino is one crazy mo' fo'. The next one is on it's way soon. PLEASE REVIEW! And if you've noticed that my stories are short, they are getting longer, so by chapter 6, they should be pretty long.