Eeew! I'm Doing this in detail now? IT'S FOR THE READERS! I'm doing something nice!

Me: For the readers!!! *sticks sword in the air*

Random Guys: YAAAARG!!!! *does the same*

Anyway, this is a short chapter! 'cuz it's JUST the kiss. So don't yell at me...


"Is this really happening?" Momo thought.

He moved closer almost closing the gap.

"What do I do. WHAT DO I DO!?" She screamed in her head. "Uh... DO WHAT THEY DO IN MOVIES!" She closed her eyes.

He moved closer, closing the gap so their lips met in a soft kiss. His lips were pretty soft for a puppet. He wrapped his arms around her to pull her a little closer. As she did the same. He pulled away and smiled. "How's that for a first kiss?"

"T-that's... wow~" She put her head on his shoulder. "Have you done that before?"

"Well of course I have. I AM 35 after all. Oh... uh..."

"What?"

"I'm 35... you're 17... you don't think that's wrong at all?"

She thought about it. "Well... it IS kind of weird... but you don't LOOK 35. Love is love. Age doesn't matter."

"Well then I'm glad you think that."

He pulled her in another kiss. This one was tender and sweet.

Momo got butterflies. "Wow~ He's really good~" She thought.


There ya' go people!

Next chapie picks up the next day when Momo tells Ahiko about it. And Sasori tells Deidara about it, who tells Itachi, who tells Kisame, who tells Hidan, who tells Kakuzu, who spreads the word, and the office lady hears, who tells her other office friends, AND then Pein hears it! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Me: OOOOO!!!!!

Momo: *fainted*

Me: *trying to keep Ahiko out of the room* IT'S NOTHING! YOU'LL FIND OUT LATER!!!

Ahiko: *outside the door* LEMME IN!!!

Me: Next time: Monday.

THE END!