Sorry for not updating this! I just also wanted to say your OCs can apply for the talent show too and I would really like it if you would. Anyway please enjoy the chapter!
"Okay, the last episode was a disaster but today we can do better!" ShimmerPearl mewed proudly as she was holding a clipboard.
"Any questions?" She asked, her white fur shining.
Only one hand rose up and everyone knew who's it was.
"Yes YouTube?" ShimmerPearl asked calmly at the reddish tom.
"Do I get donuts after this?" He asked, his eyes looking all innocent.
MintShade just rolled her eyes while DreamWonder facepawed (Tell me if I should stop with the puns ;D)
"Yes, Y-YouTube. Y-You will get D-donuts." ShimmerPearl stuttered, trying to keep her anger under control by the reddish tom's stupidity. If there was one thing ShimmerPearl hated the most...It was stupidity.
"Guys! We're airing soon!" A silver she-cat named Dove mewed as she went to turn on the camera.
"Okay, places everyone!" StarlightStream hissed as she grabbed a mic and prepared to make a grand entrance as always.
"1...2...GO!"
"WELCOME CATS OF ALL CLANS TO DREAM'S SHOW FOR THE TALENTED!" StarlightStream yowled as her golden swirls glimmered in the spotlight.
"I am your host, StarlightStream and let me announce the judges!"
"MINTSHADE!" Then, from the curtains, a gray she-cat with grayish blue markings came and sat in a mint green seat.
"SHIMMERPEARL!" A pearly white she-cat then came out waving and sat in a pearly white chair.
"AND FINALLY...DREAMWONDER!" Then DreamWonder came out with a top hat and a cane. Doing a dance routine, she dances her way to the chair between ShimmerPearl and MintShade.
MintShade facepawed as the rest of the audience cracked up. They were never grown out of DreamWonder's absololute craziness.
"Now, since I am too lazy to say the rules, LET'S WATCH SOME TALENT!" DreamWonder yowled, ironically holding a watch.
"The first contestant is..." ShimmerPearl said as Fern was drumrolling at the back of the stage.
"IVYPOOL!" MintShade yowled, finishing ShimmerPearl's sentence.
A silver and white she-cat then walked up blowing kisses to the audience and took stood at the stage.
"Okay, please tell us your name and talent." StarlightStream meowed, her golden eyes glinting with excitement.
"My name is IvyPool and I will show you how not to get caught spying in the Dark Forest." She happily mewed.
"Urm, IvyPool...I don't think that's a talent." MintShade said, trying not to be harsh to the she-cat.
"Uh, Of COURSE, it is." IvyPool mewed sassily, "How many people did you see that spyed for their clan and got caught?"
"Uh, didn't TigerHear-"
"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTING!" IvyPool yowled, inturupting MintShade's sentence.
"GURL, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!" DreamWonder said, pulling up imaginary sleeves and almost leaping off the table if it wasn't for ShimmerPearl catching her on time.
"Okay, okay...I'm calm." DreamWonder mewed, breathing in and out.
"The second contestant is...CHERRYTAIL!" StarlightStream yowled as a tortieshell she-cat walked up the stage, snatching the mic from IvyPool.
"Hi! My name is CherryTail and my talent is making ANYTHING beautiful." She mewed, her voice perky and cheerful.
"Can you make DoveWing beautiful on the inside?" MintShade said grumbling, bad memories filling her mind.
"Um..." CherryTail mewed nervously, sweating just slightly until DreamWonder with a hint of a her sassiness mewed,
"Don't worry hon. She isin't serious."
CherryTail nodded a little too fast and they were about to get started until Dove dashed in, handing ShimmerPearl a piece of paper. The pearly white she-cat quickly exclaimed,
"Oh! The prize!"
"Oh I forgot! Anyway you can say it Minty." DreamWonder said, fiddling with the pens on her area of the long table.
"Ahem." MintShade started, clearing her throat.
"The prize will be...A FREE DATE WITH THE HANDSOME YOUTUBE!"
"Wait, WHAT?!" The red tom yowled as Storm was dragging YouTube across the floor,
"I DON'T WANT TO!" He sobbed as he was scraping the floor to escape.
"I told him to read the rest of the catmail..." MintShade said facepawing.
CherryTail and IvyPool squealed, licking their ruffled fur, trying to look nice.
A silver cat in an obviously fake costume all of a sudden yelled, "TIGERHEART LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A WEBSITE!"
"DoveWing?!" ShimmerPearl meowed, as Dream was nodding to Storm.
"Got it." The big black tom said as he started chasing DoveWing out of the room with a tazor.
"Now, IvyPool, please show us how to spy on the Dark Forest without getting caught."
StarlightStream said to give the judges some space.
"Okay, I need a volunteer!" She mewed. Then, in an instant she was pointing to a tiny brown Kit.
"YOU THERE COME UP!" IvyPool yowled, making the brown kit intiminated.
After the kit came up, IvyPool asked the she-kit's name.
"M-my name I-is G-GrassKit."
"OKAY GRASSKIT! YOU BE AN EVIL MEAN CAT!" IvyPool said dramatically.
"B-but I don't w-want to be a-an mean evil c-cat." GrassKit mewed, slightly sobbing.
"Oh um, don't cry!" IvyPool said trying to soothe the young kit, but she ended up making the kit cry louder.
DreamWonder started clapping...Real...Slowly...
"Smoothe Ivy...Smoothe..."
"HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THIS KIT IS BEING STUBBORN!" IvyPool yowled defensively.
"I-I AM NOT BEING S-STUBBORN!" GrassKit screeched as she started throwing falcon punches at IvyPool.
Then, all of the sudden, Megalovania started playing along with a deep voice singing,
"SANSSSSS! WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM?! OWATE ATO DUA DUA, OWATE, ATO DUA DUA!" Repeatedly.
"Oops, left my Mogolovania alarm on." DreamWonder said. After turning off the hilarious alarm, DreamWonder cleared her throat and said,
"IvyPool, your 10 minutes are up."
"WHAT?!" The gray and white she-cat exclaimed shocked.
"Sooooooo..." MintShade mewed, then three buzzes filled the room.
"Sorry Ivy, maybe next time." ShimmerPearl said trying to be as nice as possible.
"If there is a next time." YouTube said snorting, glad that IvyPool didn't win him.
"Next up, CHERRYTAIL!" StarlightStream said, as IvyPool gave a sad mood off the stage.
Then, CherryTail walked up the stage and fluffed her tortieshell fur.
"Give me the ugliest cat you can find and I will make him...ABSOULUTLY BEAUTIFUL!" She said as threw scissors, combs, hairspray into the air then catching them.
DreamWonder nodded to ArtisticDreamer in the back and ArtisticDreamer whizzed out bringing back...STARKIT!
"STARKIT?!" All the cats on the stage yowled, dumbfounded.
"Why am moi the ugliest? I, the BEAUTIFUL and ELEGANT StarKit/Paw/Gleam/GleamStar am not the 'ugliest'"
"YOU HAVE FRIKIN PURPLE FUR WITH RAINBOW EYES YA FREAK!" MintShade spat, trying to jump out of her seat and clawing the annoying Mary Sue.
StarKit just snorted, "Minty, have you seen the way your fur is unnatural? Also Dream, don't get me STARTED on your red markings. Oh hey! ShimmerPearl are you sure you're PEARLY white? You look more gray to me."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING UNATURAL YOU PURPLE BASTA-"
MintShade until StarlightStream covered her mouth because of well...Launguge.
"I think I can do this." CherryTail mewed.
After about 5 minutes, StarKit came out...Completely shaved.
"AHHHHH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL SELF?!" StarKit screamed as she frantically searched for a mirror.
"W-well I-I think w-we have a- AHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!" MintShade said, not being able to control her laughter.
"Congrats CherryTail, I think you just won a free date!" DreamWonder mewed, wiping a tear out of her eye from laughing to hard.
CherryTail squealed and glomped YouTube, making the audience "awwwww" as StarKit went off the stage to go home.
"Well, congrats! This was an episode of Dream's Show for the Talented and I hope you enjoyed!" StarlightStream said as Dove turned off the camera.
