Title: Diva Holiday Cheer

Rating: Ermm, I think it'll be M by the endd

Pairing: Too many to mention lol some unorthodox pairings in here lol

Disclaimer: We don't own them

Summary: The Diva's attend Trish and Lita's Christmas Party. This is femslash, a lot of femslash, so if you don't like femslash, don't read this!

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"Where is she? We've already been waiting for an hour. How much longer is this going to take?" Victoria grumpily complained for what could have been the hundredth time that day, flipping through the channels on the television but not staying with anything for long.

"Go back, I like that movie." Natalya said, ignoring her girlfriends less than chipper mood all day.

"What is it?" Victoria asked, having flipped through several channels, not sure which one her girlfriend wanted back on.

"Christmas Vacation, it's a classic." Natalya said, at least hoping to pass the time, while her friend was late with a good movie from childhood.

It wasn't necessarily uncharacteristic of the blonde French Canadian vixen to be late, but it was Christmas day, and they were headed to a very important dinner. Besides almost everything was closed so she had no idea what could be keeping her friend so held up.

"We're so not watching that." Victoria stated, unamused.

"What on earth is your beef with Christmas?" Natalya asked, now starting to become a bit more irritated.

"Nothing, I just don't like it. I don't have the spirit, it's just another day of the year for me."

"Well there's gotta be a reason for that." She argued.

Just then Maryse stumbled through the door, obviously intoxicated.

"Bonjour!" She stated happily, her arms and fingers flailing weirdly to anyone who wasn't pissed drunk.

"It's about time she got here, and oh what a shocker, she's drunk! You were the one who insisted on inviting her, and now she can't even drive. Catching a cab out in this weather is gonna be soooo much fun." Victoria spouted off sarcastically.

"Maryse it's 4:00, why are so wasted?" Natalya said, ignoring Victoria again.

"It's Christmas silly.. Tradition." She managed to get out somewhat coherently.

"Well you could have at least warned us, so we'd have a cab waiting, mind you the cab would have left by now because you're an hour late." Victoria said rolling her eyes at the blonde's behaviour.

"Cut it out Vic. I'm calling a cab company right now."

"Why should I have to cut it out?"

"Haha, bitch fight." Maryse said under her alcohol doused breath.

"You know what Maryse? If you're gonna be more trouble than your worth we don't have to take you with us. I was just trying to be nice, and enjoy my holidays with the people that I love, but for whatever reason Victoria, your attitude is just bringing me down, and I can't handle it anymore." Natalya said frustrated, rushing off to the bathroom leaving them both shocked.

Natalya stared at her reflection in the mirror and tried not to think about how this all reminded her of being at home. She made sure the tears stayed behind her eyes as she remembered her dysfunctional family always having it out, it seemed like nobody could ever just get along.

"I'm really sorry Nattie." She heard Victoria come up behind her. "Christmas has never been my favourite thing. But I know it means a lot to you, so I'm gonna try really hard to be in a better mood, and more tolerant of your friend." She said placing her arms around her waist, and looking at their reflection in the mirror, kissing her shoulder. "Do you forgive me?"

"Of course I forgive you." Natalya sighed, relaxing back into the strong arms of her girlfriend. "Thank you for trying to understand how important this is to me."

"No problem. And I'm not trying to be negative, but if we want to catch that cab we should probably start helping Drinky McGee downstairs now don't you think?"

The redhead laughed her signature chuckle. "Yeah I think your right, let's get a move on. Hopefully we can still make it in time!"

TBC… read and review please

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