Indonesia and His Neighbors
Disclaimer: Hetalia punya Hidekazu Himaruya, dan ide saya dapat dari Youtube
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Warning: Content OOC, typos, swearing, english, and whatever #dikejer aparat
Chapter 3: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
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Suatu hari, di rumah Negara Kesatuan Republik Indonesia atau biasa dipanggil Indo atau Juna, the tidak terdengar keributan. Rupanya Indonesia sedang menghias pohon Natal. Padahal Natal aja masih lama banget. Tiba-tiba, Indonesia berbalik menghadap ke layar kamera yang berada di depannya. Dan mulai bernyanyi.
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"Reindeer!" seru seorang anak yang mirip Hong Kong, Harul Nur Hafiansyah, dari belakang pohon Natal. Indonesia nengok ke belakang bingung.
Had a very shiny nose
"Like a likebulb!" seru seorang anak yang kayak Japan tapi pake kacamata, Dian Nur Hafiansyah, dari belakang pohon Natal.
And if you ever saw it
"SAW IT!" tereak seorang anak yang punya kriwilan kayak Italy, Dani Hafiansyah, dari belakang pohon Natal. Indonesia nahan marah.
You would even say it glows
"Like a flashlight!" tereak Harul. Indonesia kesel dan pasrah.
And all of the other reindeer
"Reindeer!" tereak Dian lagi. Indonesia melipat tangan.
Used to laugh and call him names
"LIKE PINOCHIO!" tereak "Trio Rusuh" dengan rusuh. Indonesia menendang kursi di depannya.
They never let poor Rudolph
"RUDOLPH!" tereak Dani dengan troll face.
Join in any reindeer games
"Like monopoly!" tereak Dani sambil nahan ketawa.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
"HO HO HO!" tereak Dani dengan gaya Santa Klaus gagal.
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
"NO!" jawab Harul dengan riang. Perempatan kecil bertengger dengan manis di kepala Indonesia.
Then all the reindeer loved him
"LOVED HIM!" tereak "Trio Rusuh" dengan begitu senangnya. Muka Indonesia Indonesia memerah dan perempatannya tambah besar.
And they shouted out with glee
"YIPPIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!"
"YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Indonesia menghela napas.
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
"REINDEER!" tereak "Trio Rusuh" lagi.
You'll go down in history
"Like George Washington!" tereak Dian.
"THAT'S IT!" Indonesia mengamuk. "PEGI! PEGI! PEGI!"
Ending Song:
Di ruang tamu Indonesia, tidak ada satupun lampu yang menyala. Suasana gelap gulita. Beberapa detik kemudian, lampu mulai menyala! Dan tampaklah!
Indonesia dengan kostum rubah.
Dani dengan kostum singa.
Dian dengan kostum kucing.
Dan Harul dengan kostum panda.
Mereka mulai menyanyi lagu "What Does the Fox Say?!"
The dog goes woof
Kamera menyorot anjing-anjing di penangkaran yang mendeath glare ke kamera dengan mulut berbusa.
The cat goes meow
Kamera menyorot 2 ekor kucing yang lagi berantem. "HIIIISSSHHH!"
"RUUUNN!"
The bird goes tweet
Kamera menyorot burung kakaktua.
"Kakaktua!"
"Eemmm... maybe not that bird"
And the mouse goes squeak
Kamera menyorot 3 tikus yang sedang mencuri makanan...
"GET THEM!"
Cow goes moo
Kamera menyorot segerombolan sapi New Zealand yang yang sedang merumput.
"Eh? How in the *mbbeeee* we could be in New Zealand...?"
The frog goes croak
Kamera menyorot 2 ekor kodok yang sedang paduan suara.
"Kroookk!". "Krooookkk!". "KUEBEK!"
"..."
And the elephant goes toot
Kamera menoyorot gambar gajah yang jelek banget.
"It's more like a pig than elephant..."
Duck say quack
Kamera menyorot seekor bebek yang sedang mengejar Dian.
"HELP MEEEEHHHH!"
And fish go blub
Kamera menyorot ikan di akuarium yang lagi diem.
"... It doesn't make a sound..."
And the seal goes ow ow ow
Kamera memunculkan tulisan,
"WE DON'T HAVE SEAL PICTURE OK?!"
But there's one sound that no one knowsssss...
Kamera menyorot Indonesia, Dani, Dian, dan Harul lagi.
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (All)
RING- DING- DING- DING- DING- DIGERINGEDIN ! GERING- DING- DING- DINGEREDING! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (Dani)
WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POW! WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POW! WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POW! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (Dian)
HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO! HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO! HATEE-HATEE-HATEE-HO! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (Harul)
JOFF-TCHOFF-TCHOFFO-TCHOFFO! TCHOFF-TCHOFFO-TCHOFFO! JOFF-TCHOFF-TCHOFFO-TCHOFFO! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (All)
Big blue eyes, pointy nose (Harul)
Chasing mice, and digging holes (Indonesia)
Tiny paws up the hill (Dani)
Suddenly you're standing still (Dian)
Your fur is red, so beautiful (Indonesia)
Like an angel in disguise (Harul)
But If you meet a friendly horse? (Dian)
Will you communicate by- (Dani)
Mo-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that- (kamera menyorot gambar rusa)
Ho-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-orse? (Kamera menyorot kuda beneran yang lepas dari kebon binatang)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (All)
JACHA-CHAHA-CHACHA-CHOW! CHACHA-CHACHA-CHOW! CHACHA-CHACHA- COW! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (Dian)
FRAKA-KAKA-KAKA-KOW! FRAKA-KAKA-KAKA-KOW! FRAKA-KAKA-KAKA-KOW! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (Indonesia)
A-HEE-AHEE-HA-HEE! A-HEE-AHEE-HA-HEE! A-AHEE-HA-HEE! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (Dani)
A-OO-OO-OOO! WOO-OO-OO-OOO! (Indonesia)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! (All)
The secret of the fox, ancient mystery (Harul)
Somewhere deep in the woods (Dani)
I know your hiding, what is your sound? (Dian)
Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery? (Indonesia)
What do you sayyyyyyyyyy? (Dian)
You're my guardian angel (Dani)
Hiding in the woods, what is your sound? (Indonesia)
Whahudhuedhusdihaabshabasbhasa (Indonesia & Harul)
Will we ever know? I want to... I want to... I want to knowww~! (Dian)
Whahudhuedhusdihaabshabasbhasa!~ (Indonesia & Dani)
"YEEEEEE!"
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Pojok Curcolan:
Yo! Di sini saya lagi! Author Luciano Fyro yang udah lama nggak update nih fanfic gara-gara besok US, bentar lagi mau UN, dan keranjingan maen game "K*n*ha Ninja"! Gimana ya? Habisnya kepala saya pusing.
Ngomong-ngomong, lagu Rudolph dan What Does the Fox Say?... haha.. Azukano Brothers, jangan bunuh saya ya? Sayanya lagi nggak nggak ada ide, dan kebetulan nemuin lirik lagu 'Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer' sama 'What Does the Fox Say?'. Dan lahirlah chapter yang sungguh ter-la-lu *Roma Irama mode:on*.
Soal bales review... saya lagi tidak mood buat bales review... maaf ya yang udah capek-capek review!
Salam Awesome dan sampai jumpa!
Oh ya, dan sampai bertemu di chapter selanjutnya!