"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!", Chris opened up once more on the dock, this time dressed normally, to start the new episode with a recap of the last one, "We learned that although our campers are here to win, they're all losers in one way or another. Really, really big losers. It was a psychological that quickly turned literal! Then comical, then hysterical! Hahaha! But in the end, Leonard got the biggest boot of all, FORCE-FIELD!", and then Chris was shown physically smiling on the dock, "I love my job! Stay tuned as more things blow up, more contestants throw up, and some even try to hook up! Right here, on Total, Drama, Revenge of the Island!", and with that the intro sequence began. After the intro, came a commercial break of course;

[COMMERCIAL]

*This commercial is actually a Sonic PSA*

Sonic - *Is standing in the middle of a lush forest, nature fully surrounding him* "Kids, it's time you learned about nature! That's right, nature! Ya see, nature is home to many undiscovered awesome creatures! Like this Sasquatch!" *he pulls a cover of leaves apart to reveal a Sasquatch using a stump as a toilet. The sasquatch is female, shrieks in terror, covers her chest, and closes the cover in shock* "Or the Jersey Devil!" *Sonic fires a tranquilzer gun into the sky, making the Jersey Devil fall to the ground knocked out cold* "But the most awesome creature of all, is the creature known as Gaston!", he holds up a picture of a very handsome man with black hair, blue eyes, very brawny build, a red shirt, brown pants, looks like he's from middle ages france, "No other creature looks like Gaston, acts like Gaston, hunts like Gaston, poops like Gaston, mates like Gaston, is awesome like Gaston or even roars like Gaston! Should you see Gaston, he will likely be the last thing you see because his awesomeness alone will kill you! But the real point of this announcement is, to be nice to nature. Because if you are, you will know the meaning of 'no one kills like Gaston'."

[COMMERCIAL/PSA ENDS]

Following that, this episode really began. First, the camera panned over the campgrounds. There was a strange lemur-like creature on the non-destroyed half of the mess hall. It had a black/white ringed fur tail like a lemur, and walked on all fours with a body built like a cat's. It also had a cute cat-like face, except bigger eyes that were similar to a snake or lizard's and red in overall colour, long ears, and small nose/mouth, making it look extremely adorable. It had some curve-like whiskers, and it also had a wing like part to it's body, giving it six limbs. It's four feet also looked like a lizard's. Aside from it's tail, most of this creature was a golden colour, with a few silver stripes along it's back. The strange thing, is that this creature didn't resemble any creature known to science at all, or even any legendary cryptid creature either. It was simply relaxing on the roof, and later joined by two others of it's species. The camera let it make a single 'mew' before panning to a bush rustling in the distance. Out from it came a small mouse with an enlarged brain. Only a few seconds later, an eagle swooped down to attempt to catch the mouse. However, the mouse/rat's eyes grlew green, and the eagle was caught with telekenesis, banged on the ground twice, and then thrown to the side by the rat/mouse, letting it escape into the mess hall, where the contestants were. Of course, the mouse scurried across the floor, which was only half of the original mess hall. Chef and the interns were still rebuilding the second half, which looked to be destroyed by an extremely large creature. The contestants as such, were gathered in circles in the corners of the non-destroyed half. The Maggots were enjoying the berries and other fruits gathered and foraged by Shawn and Jasmine, while the Rats were all miserable and hungry from none of their team members foraging. Focus first went to the maggots, with Mike enjoying some blueberries;

"Wow, these are pretty nice berries!", Mike commented, "You really pick them good, Jasmine and Shawn, heheh."

"It wasn't just us that foraged", Jasmine replied, "Samey helped too.", of course she was trying to help Samey get closer to Mike;

"Yeah", Samey replied, "I did too."

"Well-"

"Woah woah woah!", Amy interrupted, "Samey, you can't just steal credit, you know! I was the one who helped forage while you just stayed in bed all day until the challenge!"

"No she wasn't", Jasmine said back, getting more than annoyed with Amy at this point, "It was quite the opposite, actually.", Amy gasped in response;

"You're taking her side?!", Amy said in a shocked tone, trying to make everyone here, "Who would take that lazy whore's side over mine?!"

"But Sammy really was the one to-", Dawn was cut off by Amy's exclamations;

"Shut it, Creepy Girl!", Amy replied, "All I'm saying is that I'm not going to let Samey take all the credit for something she didn't do! You can either believe it or not believe it!"

"Woah woah woah!", Mike then interrupted before this could go further, "There's no need for fighting! Heheh. It doesn't matter which one helped and which didn't, what matters is that we're all eating here!"

"Or what on earth kind of creature did this to the mess hall!", Cameron then pointed out, "Whatever creature could have done this bust be enormous!"

"Or a zombie!", Shawn then added, "A zombie horde could easily do something like this, they can't climb, but a weak run-down building like this would be easy pickings for them to demolish! The debris could have crushed them though, if we're lucky. Wouldn't take my chances though."

"Oh whatever", Amy replied, rolling her eyes, "Fine."

"Well...heheh."

[CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "And another thing that matters, is blueberries!", *takes out some of the blueberries he was eating and begins savagely eating them from the palm of his hands, making the blue juice get all over his face*

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went to the Rats team. Topher had taken out a carrot for no reason and without any explanation as to where he got it from, and was shown to be dissappointed with the Maggots' argument being stopped, acting as if he were hosting it;

"Well it looks like the Maggot's first chance at having drama came to a very dissappointing climax, hopefully the challenge later will bring back some of that tension and-", and then Sugar took the carrot from him;

"Give me that!", Sugar rudely said, "I've been starvin' all damn day!", and then Scott tried to pull it from her;

"Same here, blondie!", and he tried to tug it away from her, "So I want it too!"

"Get your own dang non-mutated food!", and then their tug of war led to both of them crashing into the walls. Of course, the entire building shook due to Sugar's weight hitting it, and this caused the three cat/lemur creatures to fall from the ceiling, but use their wings to glide to the floor of the non-destroyed half. When they landed, the carrot rolled right towards them, and they each sliced it into three pieces and eat one piece each. "Crud!", Sugar then complained, "Guess I'll just have to eat some of this wood.", and Sugar promptly took out a piece of wood to eat, her team was all confused, "What? Beavers do it!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Scott - *Is using the shark tooth of Fang on a stick, he laughs a bit* "Sugar's got a good idea. I grew up on a dirt farm, I could always chomp on a clod any day!", *takes bite out of strange brown vaguely coconut object. When he smiles, his teeth shatter like glass. But don't worry, as soon as he stepped out of the confessional they literally grew back for no logical reason*

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, Cameron noticed the cat like creatures eating the carrot. He was amazed by how they looked like nothing he ever saw before ever, and saw how they actually had traits of a lemur, a cat and even a lizard. Eventually, two of them actually walked towards the Maggots, while the other one walked towards the Rats team. Cameron was too amazed by them, but eventually, to avoid the chance of Amy starting something, he pointed them out;

"Wow, look at those things!", Cameron said, alerting the team to the strange creatures, "Those things look like no other creature ever documented before at all, and I should know, I've studied plenty of books about known animal species!"

"Aww!", either Amy or Samey, or both, said, "They look so cute!"

"They seem to be interested in our berries.", and of course she was pointing out how the two of them were just coming in and actually enjoying the berries the team was eating, both taking one each, but staying right next to eachother."

"They don't look like anything I've ever seen before", Jasmine replied, "So I'd watch out. Let's just let them be for right now, just let them eat what they want and go away."

"Yeah, what she said!", Shawn replied, clearly trying to avoid the cat-like creatures, "Those things could be like zombies! Try to mess with them and they will cut you up good and eat your brains like dinner!"

"I don't think they're zombies", Dawn replied, "But I can't tell what creature they used to be at all."

"Me neither", Cameron said, "They look like cats crossed with lemurs, it's phenomenal!"

"Well whatever they are", Amy then complained, "They're eating my food!", and of course she tried to swat it away from her berries, but the creature angrily hissed in response and had it's eyes glow oddly yellow with electric surges. This got Amy to back down, which Samey enjoyed watching even if just for a few moments. Following that little scene, things went over to the rats team, where Sugar was still chowing down on wood while the rest of the team was horribly hungry. Ella was trying to keep her hunger down by humming, when of the cat-like creatures walked up to her, seemingly enjoying her humming. Of course, the creature went right up to her, and began purring. This eventually alerted her to it's presence, and she too found it adorable;

"Oh hello there strange little creature!", Ella kindly said to it, it was still happy from her humming, "How are you doing this fine morning?", the creature just 'mew'd again and promptly jumped into Ella's lap, purring and happily sitting there. She pet it a bit, "Oh, such a friendly little creature!", Sugar of course, then angrily glared at Ella's friendship with this creature. However, focus really went to Lightning, who was really hungry, mostly for;

"Man!", he complained, "Lightning hasn't had any protein in hours! There's gotta be some somewhere!", he then looked to the cat creature in Ella's lap, and the two eating by the Maggot team. Of course, it was likely that he invisioned them as if they were well cooked steaks or any similar meat or protein based meal. He even licked his lips at them too. Of course, once the two near the Maggot's team left and were in the middle of the floor where nobody could protect them, Lightning got a big grin to his face. He left from his team, took a big chunk of the floor, and quietly tip-toed over to where the two creatures were simply eating on berries they had taken with them. Holding the wood like a baseball bat, "Sha-Lightning's about to Sha-Strike ya!" was what he whispered just as he was just about to smack the creatures with it when a hand pulled them away from him just in time, making him instead hit a loose piece of the floor, making it smack him in the back, "AUGH!", and then he stepped back, making the same floor piece smack him in the face. He had an extremely derpy looking face just before he fell to the ground. It was then revealed that Dawn had saved the two creatures, and was holding them in her arms.

"It's alright blessed little ones!", Dawn said happily to the two, "You're safe now!", the cat creatures were first surprised, but then happy at Dawn saving them and both rubbed against her happily while purring;

"Sha-Damn it, creepy girl!", Lightning then complained, "Lightning needs his protein!"

"Well you'll have to find it from somewhere else", was all Dawn said to Lightning before turning her attention back to the two creatures she was carrying, "It's alright little ones, you have nothing to fear from him now!", the creatures just 'mew'd in response as she then carried them off. Lightning just got himself back up, but got himself smacked in the face again with his first step. Focus then went over to Cameron, who was trying to eat more when the rat from earlier came right up next to him. Once he noticed it, he was happily excited;

"Look!", he said about it, "A cute little Apodemus Sylvaticus!", and then it levitated into the air while it's eyes suddenly glowed green. Naturally, the camera went to the outside where the sounds of;

"AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhAHHHHHhahhh!", could be heard coming from plenty of the remaining campers, along with the sounds of Chef and the inters, and of course things being crashed all around the already half-destroyed mess hall. Naturally this eventually led to every one of the remaining campers running out of the mess hall's front door, Ella and Dawn still carrying their cat creatures, and even having a refridgerator thrown at them, though it didn't hit any of them. After all of them were panting in a group outside, Mike was suddenly;

"Ahhhahhhhh!", thrown to the ground not too far from them. Only after all of that did Veronica's voice finally speak to them over the intercom system;

"Attention Campers!", Veronica said from the intercom system, "Please head to the looming tragedy that is Mount Looming Tragedy!", and suddenly a large mountain was revealed, with a very odd dark circling cloud surrounding it's peak, "The race begins", and Veronica blew a horn, "Now!", and then there was a short silent pause before Jasmine said to her team;

"Maggots, let's go now, and fast!", and of course after that not only did Jasmine and her team run for the mountain, but so did the other team too. Amy pushed down Samey to the ground for no reason too, but Samey just angrily glared at her before getting back up and continuing to run with the others. It didn't take long for all of them to reach the destination at the foot of Mount Looming Tragedy. All of them, even the cat creatures, were panting.

"Did we win?" was Topher asked as Cameron walked up to a bush, clearly woozy, got down on his knees, and puked right into the bush.

"Just try to hold it in during the challenge!", Jasmine said to Cameron, just before a whistle was sounded to all of them. Surprisingly, instead of Chris, it was Veronica standing next to Chef and a jeep instead. Everyone was surprised to see her in place of Chris, but of course this simply meant that she was going to explain why this was happening as soon as she got the chance to;

"Alright!", Veronica said to all of them, "Since Chris accidentally put all of his dry-clean only clothes into the lake", her and Chef then snickered a bit, "I will be hosting this episode's challenge while Chris tends to his clothes problems!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Veronica - "Actually, I deliberately shoved all of his clothes into the lake." *laughs like the wicked witch of the west*

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"Anyway", Veronica then continued, "Now that all of you are done with eating mutant food, it is time for the challenge! Similar to the last challenge, it will be a two-parter! Part one, is going to be an up-hill battle! You have to climb all the way up to that cliff!", of course she was talking about the peak of Mount Looming Tragedy, "First team to reach the top gets an advantage in part two!", Veronica then continued explaining, "Now, you can either climb with your hands, or use whatever you find in the pile.", she then pointed to a large pile of rather useless and ruined household junk, "Don't worry, this junkyard doesn't have a dog, but it does have a mutant beetle!", and then a giant angry beetle came up from behind the pile, eyes glowing red and it's mouth making an angry hiss. Naturally, everyone gasped in fear, or in Dawn's case sympathy, at the creature, Veronica laughed, "It's a bit of a hoarder, as you can see, his estate is full of useful things, and disgusting things!", the beetle then grabbed a toilet and tossed it at the campers, who all dodged it as Veronica furtherly explained, "That is, if you can get near it!", she then gave a thumbs up to Chef was on the top of Mount Looming Tragedy. Chef then immediately blew a large swiss horn, which basically meant the challenge had finally begun. "Let the games, begin!", and with those words from Veronica all of the campers ran towards the junk pile. This time the cat creatures were indeed left on the ground by Dawn and Ella.

"Hurry and grab whatever can help you and don't let yourself get attacked by that bug if you don't wanna climb the mountain yourself!", was what Jasmine ordered to her team while they all ran for the pile of junk. Things then went over immediately Cameron, who was trying to climb the mountain using his hands. Needless to say, he got to a point where he was struggling to climb up just one rock;

"Ungh!", Cameron struggled, "Shirt's so heavy! I, Socks weighing me down!", and then it was revealed he was trying to climb up just one rock at the very bottom of the mountain, which of course made him slide down to the ground with one last good grunt. Things then went to Samey, who was hanging from a branch just as Amy climbed up higher than her;

"It's alright Cameron!", Samey cheered, "You can do it if you try hard enough, I hope, I think...I don't know. Just um, go Cameron go!"

"Um, excuse me?!", Amy then angrily turned around to Samey, "I thought we went over that I, repeat, I, am the captain of the squad and am the one who says when we cheer, not you!"

"S-sorry."

"But if you really want to help the nerd out", Amy then lifted one foot up, "I'll just help you get to him sooner!", and then she deliberately stepped on Samey's hand;

"AHHHHHHHhh!", Samey then screamed from the pain, having no choice but to let go, thus making her fall from her perch, making Samey scream more, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", until finally a hand caught her just in time. The hand pulled her onto a stable rock, and then Samey realized it was Mike, "You, you saved me."

"It's no problem", Mike said with a grin, "I like helping people, heheh."

"Heheh", and Samey and Mike both had some classic silence of awkward smiles. Mike failed to notice that his pants had mysteriously fallen off, revealing his tight boxer-briefs. Amy however, just looked on at this from her place with an angry glare, and as she growled in anger, when she took her next step she actually lost her balance and fell off the ledge, falling right to the ground with a thud. Mike and Samey were too busy having their cute awkward moment.

"Samey, Mike!", Jasmine then called out to them, "Start climbing!", and it was then that she noticed Shawn's ability to jump and do blackflips up the tree with perfect ease practically, she was immediately amazed, as he actually jumped onto the mountain from a tree. Once he took a brief pause, she of course asked him about this, "Wow, how did you get so good at that?"

"Easy", Shawn answered, "Lots of practice against the zombie horde back home! It's hard to learn, but it's necessary if you wanna survive the apocalypse!"

"Well I don't know about a Zombie apocalypse, but I'm sure you'd easily survive in Australia pretty easily."

"Heh, thanks, I'm sure you would too."

"I come from Australia", Jasmine replied with a slight laugh, "But thanks."

"Heh"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Shawn - "Jasmine's pretty cool. She has awesome survival skills, is probably the one out of all the others who's the most likely survive a zombie apocalypse, actually seems to understand my knowledge AND is pretty hot too. So yeah, I like her."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went to Scott, who was himself well into climbing the mountain, though eventually;

"Sha-Zom!", Lightning was climbing up not to far from Scott, "Ka-boomy! Sha-Climbing!"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR ONCE!", Scott finally got annoyed with Lightning, but Lightning just looked back at him slightly annoyed, but then, Lightning noticed Jasmine right there, and of course just had to mock her for no real reason;

"Yo!", Lightning called out, "Be Sha-Ready to Sha-lose to Lightning again! Hahaha!"

"Ugh", Jasmine rolled her eyes, "You're the one who lost, Sha-Annoying."

"What?", Lightning replied, "Lightning don't lose to no girl! I don't know what your sha-talkin' about!"

"Just shut up!", and Jasmine climbed to the top, trying to beat Lightning while Lightning was trying to defeat her in return. Following that, things went to Sugar who was at the pile of junk down below. Needless to say, she saw the beetle was distracted, ran up, grabbed some random object, and fled with a laugh. The beetle fired fire from it's mouth, but then turned it's attention to Topher for virtually no reason, he covered his hair and dodged it;

"AH!", Topher shrieked, "My hair! Watch the hair!", and then the beetle fired at his feet, getting him to jump up, scream in terror, be fired upon on his ass, and then promptly hide behind a rock after screaming a third time. While Sugar was also shown hiding behind a rock, it was then revealed she had taken nothing but soup. Not only that, but expired soup. Not only even that, but expired roadkill soup. She even sniffed it too, with a smile on her face.

"MmmmHMMM!", Sugar said after she sniffed it, "Smells just like what momma cooks back home!", and then she started eating the soup. Needless to say, the cat creatures, Veronica, Chef and even the beetle were all disgusted by seeing this. Sugar then looked to the camera and said, "What? Ain't nothin' wrong with a roadkill soup once in a while! I eat all the time at home!", she started eating the soup again after that. Veronica held in puking as focus went over to Dawn. Dawn was so short, she could hardly even jump up to a single rock, when she suddenly noticed Ella sliding down the rocks beside her.

"Oh dear!", Ella said once she slid to the ground, "I can't seem to get a single grip on this mountain! And for some reason, where I try to climb onto has soup on it.", she of course was pointing out the fact her gloves and dress were now covered in soup. "I just don't know where this soup has come from, but it smells simply awful!", and of course behind a rock was a grinning and smiling Sugar, eating the roadkill soup with an evil grin, and having thrown it towards Ella to sabotage her.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Sugar - "Oh what?! If I sabotage her in this challenge, SHE'LL be the one goin' home! And trust me, I know I ain't the only one who's ever thought about doin' that before!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"Ella, I know we are on separate teams", Dawn said to her, "But I believe you should perhaps try climbing at a different spot, perhaps one where the soup can not be flown towards you."

"Good idea Dawn!", Ella replied kindly, "You are such a kind member of the opposing team."

"It's quite alright. In reality, Amy is the only member of my team with a truly darkened aura, Mike's for some reason changed since day one."

"That must mean me he managed to banish his evils!", Ella replied.

"Hmmm, perhaps you are right.", and then Dawn went right back into trying to jump onto her first rock, Ella skipping off to herself, humming, with one of the cat creatures following her, while the other two soon enough jumped up ontop of the rock she was trying to jump up to. "Huh? What is it little ones?", the creatures then mew'd, "You want me to follow you?", they then mew'd again like nodding, "Well, alright.", and then they led her off-screen, she of course followed them curiously. Focus then went over to Lightning, who found a small ledge, and with a mean smirk to his face kicked a large group of rocks down towards Mike and Samey just as Mike was trying to help Samey up;

"Sha-Woops!", was all Lightning said, with a smirk to his face, as Mike, who was also helping Samey along with pullying his pants back up, and Samey were both pelted with rocks and soon enough found themselves tumbling back down the mountain too. They landed right on Cameron who had somehow made it up to a pipe, and soon enough all three of them crashed on the ground at the foot of the mountain again. Following that, Mike and Samey were lying on the ground in pain, while Cameron was lying on a rock in pain. Amy was just standing by laughing at all of their misery;

"Ahahahahahaha! I knew you'd all fail!", and then she got mad when she saw Cameron's hand sticking out towards her, and she slapped it away, "Don't touch me!", following that, things went over to Topher, who also slid right back down to the ground.

"Man", Topher replied, "Chris must have took all night to come up with this challenge! He truly has outdone himself!"

"Haha", Veronica replied, "He usually does. He is OBSESSED with this show FAR too much! Not even I or my fellow producers think up challenges for as long stretches time as he does."

"Well that certainly explains the crows feet", Topher commented;

"And don't forget the fact his hair has yet to actually grow back.", and of course Veronica and Topher both lightly laughed at that, "Well anyway, you probably should get back to the challenge now."

"Yeah, but first, you are one of the EXECUTIVE producers, right?"

"Yes, I am now."

"Well", Topher then cleared his throat a bit, "Have you and your other producers ever considered going for a more, well, younger, main host? I mean, I'm not saying MYSELF or anything but, ya know, just someone who doesn't have the baldness, R.V. life or crows feet that Chris has kinda gained over the years, ya know?"

"That is an interesting idea", Veronica replied, "I'll let you know when you GET BACK TO THE CHALLENGE!", Topher just nervously backed away from her until she was fully off-screen. Of course, he then realized that climbing the mountain with his bare hands was useless, and turned to the junk pile. He of course, devised a plan at that moment. And of course, he had to narrate over it;

"And Topher walks up to the junk pile with the full intent of using something from it to aid in his climb up the mountain for the challenge", the beetle than angrily came out and hissed at him, "And the creature guarding the junk pile scares Topher greatly! Luckily he can easily find a way to get passed it, which he finds within moments by remembering Sonic's various public service announcements!", and then Topher randomly jumped behind a rock, and then came back out wearing a hat and sunglasses that he obtained out of seemingly nowhere. He just bluntly walked up to the beetle, and lifted his disguise up to say, "I'M over there!", while pointing towards the forest, and then putting his disguise back on. The beetle blinked/eyes glowed a bit, in silence, until it got angry, hissed, grabbed Topher, lifted him up in the air, and slapped him repeatedly for being so stupid. "My face", was all Topher complained about, "Not my face...", but of course the beetle did not relent at all and soon enough tossed Topher onto the ground so it could repeatedly stomp on his back. It was during this distraction though, that Samey, Cameron and Mike had a chance at the junk pile.

"I think Topher has a great idea!", Cameron said to Samey and Mike, "We can probably find something in the junk pile to aid us in climbing!"

"Yeah", Mike suddenly got worried, "Climbing...up...the...big, high, up, mountain...heheh."

"What's wrong Mike?", Cameron asked, "You had no problem carrying up before?"

"Uh, well, I.", Mike then got nervous, "I...I...yeah, you got me! Heheh! I was just uh, acting! I'm trying to be an actor! I was pretending to be, uh, afraid of heights! heheh."

"Wow", Samey replied, "You do really good...heheh.", though Cameron was still suspicious of Mike of course, but he decided to ignore it; "So um, Cameron, you said we should search through the pile?"

"Yes", Cameron replied, "While the beetle is distracted with Topher."

[CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "Okay okay, I was Svetlana when I first climbed the mountain." *as he continues the clip plays in the corner of the screen since it was put there after filming by the editors* *Mike sighs* "Alright, I...I have multiple personality disorder." *sighs again* "I try to control them, but they don't listen to me."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went right back to the challenge. Things were picking up, as Lightning was very close to the top at this point. Though Chef had already been at the time, and had large blocks of ice right behind him too. No doubt, when he saw Lightning nearing the top, he got angry, but then smiled when he heard a beep from his walkie-talkie, it was Veronica who wanted to speak with him for a bit;

"You know what to do", was all Veronica said to Chef, and judging by the evil smirk he made in response, he certainly did know what to do, "Ice 'em.", and after that;

"Chef!", Lightning called out to Chef as he continued climbing, "Make way for the Lightning! Sha-Bam!", and Chef just smiled as he then picked up an ice cube and smacked Lightning with it. From below, Scott got worried as Lightning fell down towards him. He was right to do so, because Lightning smacked right into him and led to them both falling right to the ground below. Jasmine watched and enjoyed seeing Lightning get it, but then realized Chef was going to be firing down at her, and Shawn who was not too far away from her, aswell. She was right, too. Chef did indeed, toss more ice blocks right at her and Shawn, except she and him both dodged them. Chef was seemingly focusing on Jasmine. Amazingly, despite her larger size to everyone else, even old contestants, she dodged the second block thrown, the third, and even a fourth. Shawn dodged all three blocks thrown at him too.

"Ha!", Jasmine replied, "You'll have to try harder than that Chef, my cat Whiskers makes those throws look like nothing!", Chef got angry and then saw Shawn was also on his way to climbing up. Of course, just as Shawn got onto a pipe, he was struck by a crumbled ice block. Trying to dodge it made him lose balance and thus fall off the pipe. However, Jasmine managed to luckily catch him by the ankle before he took a nasty fall.

"Phew!", Shawn replied, relieved, "Thanks for the save."

"It's no problem.", and then the two had a pause of smiling at eachother, until Shawn noticed that another crumbled ice block was heading right for Jasmine's head as she was turned around;

"Crumbled Ice, straight ahead!", was all Shawn said to warn her, and Jasmine looked back and was able to use her other arm to get hold of a pipe to avoid it. Shawn got hit on the head by the ice crumbles, yes, but Jasmine was still holding onto him by the ankle. Following that, Jasmine saw that Dawn was not even close to climbing up the mountain. Seeing that, she new what she had to do;

"Dawn!", Jasmine called out, "Get back to the mountain and start climbing!", Dawn, from the ground by the forest, then looked to Jasmine, she was holding a baby beetle in her hands now, "Or you risk being voted off and you won't be able to help any of the animals here at all any more!", with Jasmine saying that, Dawn realized it was best for her to find a way up the mountain. As such, she ran back towards it while still keeping the beetle safe with her. The cat creatures just stayed by the bushes and watched. Then, Lightning and Scott were shown still on the ground and look up towards the top, while focus went over to Amy, Samey, Cameron, Dawn and Mike who were gathered to eachother and about to make an attempt to climb up. Of course, Samey was about to throw a grappling cable when;

"Okay you're done holding it, it's time for me to throw it!", and Amy took the hook from Samey immediately;

"But", Samey tried to say, "I was going to throw it!"

"No you weren't!", Amy said as she was looking in her reflection using it, "You were just going to look in your reflection the entire time, and besides, I thought we said that I was the one who got to use the rope!"

"That was-"

"Me!", and Amy promptly threw the rope and hooked it onto a higher part of the mountain, "Now just shut up and find a way to climb unless you wanna be voted off for being the lazy and complaining thing you are!", Samey again angrily growled, but then Mike, with two plungers in his hands, turned to her;

"Hey", the scared boy said to her, "You can...um...climb with me...I...heheh...could use the support...heheh."

"Um, sure, I guess", Samey nervously replied, rubbing her arm a bit, "But um, you might want to pull your pants back up."

"Oh...", Mike deeply blushed and once more, had to pull up his pants which once more had fallen, "Heheh...sorry...weak knees...heheh."

"Heheh.", Samey blushed too. Amy saw this and angrily glared at this moment, and as Samey and Mike helped eachother climb using plungers, she got angrier and angrier. Cameron too was climbing, he chewed a large piece of gum and put it onto the rocks, and was essentially doing that over and over to get higher up the mountain, following right after Mike and Samey. Then Dawn had to think up a way to start climbing, but she couldn't help but get distracted by the angry beetle beating up Topher, punching him with boxing loves in the stomach while keeping him in a head-lock. Of course, it took turns, stomach first then the face, and it kept repeating this.

"Hmmmm", was all Dawn said as she pondered over this, and then she realized it, "Wait! Look! I-is this why you're so distraught?", and then she realized from her hands the baby beetle she found earlier. Just as the bigger one was angrily shaking Topher, it turned around and saw the young one in Dawn's hands. The baby happily jumped from Dawn's hands onto the ground, where it was then picked up by it's happy and relieved parent. When it's parent tapped on it's back a bit, the baby burped out fire, and then the parent scurried away with it's baby to be behind the junk pile, "That was beautiful", was Dawn's comment for this as the two cat creatures from earlier returned to be by her side. Topher just layed there completely beaten up and in pain. The cat creatures tapped on Dawn's feet a bit to gain her attention, "Hm? Oh you two, is there something else you need me to discover?", the creatures just pointed with their tails up to the mountain, "Oh yes, but, I have no way to get up there.", and then all of a sudden the creatures' eyes glowed yellow and they fired lightning beams from their mouths. These lightning beams acted like gravity, and they used them to pull in a bath-tub beside Dawn. She was amazed at this, "Oh my! You want me to get in this tub?", the cat creatures nodded and Dawn got in. They then jumped in. She was just stunned as they once more used their gravity beams on the tub, this time making it fly high into their, Dawn's faint screaming could be heard, but she really did trust these creatures. Lightning and Scott were also amazed at this, and Lightning was witness to Ella falling down the mountain due to an ice block, but namely, the cat creature that was with her on her back.

"Does anyone know where I can find the white rabbit?", was all Ella said before passing out from the ice block hitting her. The cat creature with her was just sitting right beside where when Lightning bluntly grabbed it by the neck, dashed over to the junk pile, and then stretched it's body out while aiming it at the junk pile;

"Alright you stupid mutant cat thing!", Lightning said to it, "Do that lightning shit you can do and get Sha-Lightning to the sha-top!", of course, the creature just angrily growled at him, until things went off-screen and the sounds of it electrocuting him, clawing at him, and downright mauling him could be heard, various, "Sha-Ow!", "Ahhh!", "Stupid Cat thing! Sha-Ba-AUGH!" and other similar sounds could all be heard as Topher, Scott and Sugar just watched in awe. The struggle caused a large barrel, many firecrackers, some sticks, a large sofa, and numerous wires and refrigerators to fly beside the other team members, mostly due to the cat creature's beams. The only time the cat stopped, was when Ella finally got up and pulled the cat creature off Lightning. It was still struggling to attack him, but eventually she began singing to calm it down;

"Hush little kitten like creature, you need not be mad. I know that the mean boy was the opposite of a preacher! But that is no reason, to even be sad! So please just stay calm, for it's not like it's prom!", following that, the cat creature became calm and hugged Ella while purring. She hugged it back while happy she had calmed it. Sugar became angry at this sight though, especially while the rest of her team was all clapping at Ella's singing. Sugar then knew she had to try and top it, and looked at the things that the fight had made fall all over the place. In doing so, she got an idea;

"Hey y'all!", she said to them, "I gots an idea now!", and they all turned to look at her, "Let's build a rocket sofa!"

"...a what?", was all Scott replied with.

"A rocket sofa!", Sugar explained, "It's just like the rocket lawn chair my granny made back home so she wouldn't have stand up no more! Ya just make the sofa able to fly!"

"Yeah...and how do we do that?"

"It's easy!", Sugar said as she pointed to the stuff, "You just put some of those thingies, into that thingie, wire it to that thingie, and then like, um, I don't know, just, crud! I forget how she said she made it!"

"We gonna be here for a while", was all Lightning said at all in response to all of this information. It wasn't that long after that, that the team got to work constructing the rocket sofa. Of course, this took a lot of effort. Eventually, they attached the sofa to a barrel, with baking soda, along with plenty of wires and other gadgets. Sugar, Ella with the cat creature, Lightning and Topher were all sitting on the sofa while Scott just leaned beside it. Sugar held two of the wires in her hands.

"Alright, now if I remember correctly, all granny does is this!", and then she made the two wires touch, and it promptly sent the rocket couch, with Scott holding onto it, into the air, all of them obviously going up along the mountain with it. They passed up Mike & Samey, Cameron, Amy and even Dawn on their way to the top, and of course Lightning had to say;

"Sha-Boom, brotha!", as he and his team floated towards the top. Of course, they were not the first to reach the top, as instead it was Jasmine, who threw Shawn to the top too once she got a good grip on the ledge, and she got there just as Chef was about to throw another ice block too.

"Yes!", Jasmine called out, alerting Chef to her presence, "I got here first, which means that my team has won the challenge!.", and then she, and Shawn after he got up, was surprised when the rocket sofa flew behind them, flying up. Chef looked in awe and wonder at it, but it was mainly because it ended up crushing him good. Not killing him, but crushing him. This got Topher, Ella, Ella's cat creature, Lightning and Sugar all to the top, with their Sofa ontop of Chef.

"Wow Sugar!", Ella complimented, "Your rocket sofa got us all the way up to the top! Which means we win the challenge!"

"Yeah", Sugar replied, suddenly shoving Ella and her cat creature off the sofa, "AND I NEED MORE ROOM ON HERE! It's been a while since I sat on somethin so comfy!", after Ella fell to the ground, suddenly Scott gasping could be heard, just before he too fell to the ground right beside Ella.

"OW!", was all Scott said once he was done falling.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Scott - "Okay, seriously. Either Sugar the Rocket Sofa builder or Lightning the annoying Sha-Whatever sayer, have got to GO!" *digs shark tooth into wall of confessional*

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, Jasmine, Shawn, Scott, Sugar, Ella, Topher, Lightning and Ella's cat creature pat were all the first contestants plus one animal to make it to the top of Mount Looming Tragedy. Veronica soon arrived too, flying on a jet pack and now in a flight attendant uniform, and of course she was going to explain more about the challenge and such;

"Don't get your hopes up, Jasmine", Veronica said to the girl, "In the end, I say who wins, which is of course the Rats!", she then announced, "Thanks to Sugar's Grandma and her rocket lawn chair invention!", and then the Rats all cheered in response to hearing that, except for Scott who was regaining himself from his fall, though once he did he was indeed angry that his team had won, "See how I do that better?"

"Um, excuse me?", Jasmine then replied, "But I thought you said the first team to reach the top wins! Me and Shawn were both the first of our team to make it!"

"I meant the ENTIRE team", Veronica then clarified, "I mean, I was THINKING of it just being any member, but I changed my mind about two seconds ago.", Jasmine was mad at Veronica for doing that, needless to say, "So...yeah, as you can see, your team is still missing quite a few key members."

"Ugh", Jasmine facepalmed, but just at moment, a member of her team arrived. It was, of course, Amy. Naturally, having not heard what Veronica had revealed, she was happy in believing she had brought her team to victory, and as such;

"Yes!", she cheered, "We won! I not only made it before Samey did, as I always do, but I also WON!"

"Actually", Veronica told her, "Your team is the losing team."

"What?!", Amy replied with, then getting angry, "UGH!", and then she stomped on the ground, causing a series of rocks to fall from where she stomped. She looked down just in time to see the mutant squirrel jump over each individual rock and make it to safety on the top of the mountain. Of course, as the mutant squirrel celebrated it's survival, Samey, Mike, Cameron and Dawn were all struck by the rocks, causing them to tumble on the mountain's many rocks, repeatedly. One by one they all hit the rocks of the mountain in a cartoonish fashion, taking seemingly longer than it did to climb back up. "Oof", "Ow!", "Ah!" and various other sounds could be heard all until they finally hit the ground with a large thud. Amy did say something about this, but wasn't sorry at all, "Woops! Sorry sis! I just, well, you understand! Hahaha!", Jasmine once more gave Amy an angry look in response. Following that, there was a fade-away, and it was time for part two of the challenge. For this part, all of the remaining contestants were gathered in a spot of the island that was actually snowing, mainly due to a snow generating machine making it do so. Needless to say, due to all of this, all of the campers were shivering from the cold as Veronica, now wearing very warm and puffy pink winter clothes, came up to them to continue hosting this episode;

"Greetings ice teams!", she even came up to them on a snowmobile with Chef driving, "Is this cold enough for you all? Hahaha", they all just shivered, "I will take that as a yes! Anywho, it's now time for part two of the day's challenge! Capture, the snow fort! To win, you either have to demo the enemy's fort", she pointed to an almost melted and very ruined snow fort, "Or capture the flag and bring it back to your own fort!", she pointed to a snow fort that was well put together and resembled a small castle, "The Rats one the first part, so they get first dibs on the forts!"

"Sha-sha peasy!", Lightning replied, "Ca-castle!"

"Nu-uh!", Scott replied, "Gotta be a trick! Nice on the outside but it's nasty on the inside! We'll take the shack!", and he, holding the flag, walked towards the shack/run-down looking fort. His shivering team-mates followed him. This of course, meant the Maggots team got the castle fort. Now, while you might think that Scott could have been right, he was not. The shack fort was just the same on the inside as it was on the outside;

"Oh poo!", Sugar complained, "This just some cruddy old shack! Not even a good cruddy shack, this is a bad cruddy shack!", and then the entire team except Ella angrily looked over at Scott, who of course got worried for himself;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Scott - *worried* "All part of the plan, heheh. Is it hot in here?"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that confessional, things went to the Maggots team as they were going inside of their castle fort. Needless to say, after a small amount of silence, all of them cheered happily immediately upon being inside of their fort. Amy also added a few insults to the other team too;

"Man, what a bunch of losers!", Amy commented about the other team, "We are SO winning this!", and Cameron and Mike had a high-five, and other members of the team did the same, though Amy for no reason slapped Samey in the face randomly. It was then that Shawn added in his own words;

"Normally, I'd be against bragging like this", he began with, "But looking at what they picked, I'm pretty sure me saying there's no way we can lose this unless we really fuck up, is pretty okay."

"Yeah!", and then Mike randomly let out a punch, it was so fast that Shawn had to dodge it, making Mike punch the wall, Mike was sorry about almost hitting him, "Woops...sorry...heheh.", and then Veronica and Chef were shown outside, with Chef setting up a campfire on the ground as Veronica continued to explain the challenge via a megaphone;

"Listen up, campers!", she said to them, sitting in a chair just as Chef put a second one down for himself, "Here's how it works! Use the shovel in each fort to fire your collection of mystery snowballs, which you can fire at eachother's forts!", and in the Rats' fort, Scott of course was the one who walked up to the shovel, which itself was next to a pile of snowballs;

"Awesome!", Scott commented, "I took out my uncle's left eye with a meatball this way!", and then the Maggots team of course, had Jasmine carrying the shovel for her team;

"Uhh", Mike then questioned, "Why are they called mystery balls?"

"Because!", Veronica replied back as her and Chef relaxed by a campfire, "They all inflict major damage, thanks to the secret weapon hidden inside each ball! But some, will damage you!", and then as Cameron tried to touch one, it suddenly began hissing and moving about, causing him to of course decide not to touch it at all, "So choose wisely! Each team has to elect a captain to defend and conquer! Starting...NOW!", and then with the Maggots team, Jasmine and Amy ended up saying this at the same time;

"As your Team Captain, I say we-", and then they of course angrily glared at eachother, but then;

"Uhh, uhh", Mike interrupted, "How about we all take a vote for who we want to be the captain?"

"Fine!", Amy angrily answered, "Whoever wants Jasmine to be the captain just raise their hand.", and then Samey, Mike, Cameron, Shawn and Dawn all raised their hands, which made Amy angry, "And whoever wants ME to be the captain?", and then they all lowered their hands immediately. Amy growled in anger, but Jasmine was of course, not angry at all;

"Alright, that settles it!", Jasmine replied, "I'm the team captain, and I think the challenge will be won best if Amy, Samey and Shawn take offense and try to take the flag, while Dawn, Mike and Cameron stay here and use the shovel to hit the other team and their snowballs as they throw them at us!", and of course Samey, Shawn and the pouting Amy went outside to do what Jasmine told them to. Samey looked back to Mike, who looked at her, and they both shared first silent worried looks which then turned into smiles, but they both then focused on what Jasmine told them to. Following that, things went to the Rats team where Scott bluntly told them;

"I'm captain, live with it!", and then he continued on, "Sugar, Ella and I stay back here and throw the snow balls while Lightning and Topher capture their Maggoty flag!"

"Well, that's a-"

"Aaaaaaaaand GO!", that was Veronica's voice calling out, signifying the beginning of the last part of the challenge.

"Let's Book it!", was what Lightning said as he immediately ran out to do the challenge at hand. Topher followed behind him, and then Scott looked out one of the fort's windows with a scheming look to his face. During this point, the summer sun was coming out and shining on the ground, while Veronica and Chef continued so sit by their campfire on chairs and drink from coconut drinks, now dressed in their normal attire, Chef having a straw hat on;

"Hurry up!", Veronica called out, "The ice is melting! And your forts will too if the sun gets much higher!", and then things went to Topher, still running as the sun was gradually getting higher and higher into the sky.

"And it looks like Topher is about to become the thunder that is always heard before the Lightning!", Topher said as he passed up Lightning, "I'm Thunder!", and Topher went on, "All thanks to my on camera poise class, really helps with hand and feet coordination!", and then right after he said that he was running over what was a lake, and he ended up falling into it when the thin ice cracked open. When he re-surfaced, he was trapped inside a large ice block. Chef immediately began laughing hysterically.

"I forgot to tell you!", Veronica revealed with a smile on her face, "No man's land is more like No Man's water! Hahaha!", and then things went to the Rats team again, Ella was humming and dancing around while holding one of the snow balls, which was annoying both Scott and Sugar;

"Just stop singing and hand over the snowball so I can chuck it!", but then Sugar accidentally tripped over a random snowball, causing it to fall onto a rectangular ice block and making it literally break from it's perch and begin sliding. Scott then took the snowball from Ella; "I said give-", and then the ball just blew up in his face immediately, "Augh!", and he also continued coughing more, too. But he shook the ashes off soon enough, "Just pick one already"

"Um, well, I think this one will not be hurt that much, just go with this one!", and then Scott picked the one she said and used the handle of the shovel to send it flying into the sky. The snowball fly out the Rats' shack, over Lightning and Topher, and right into one of the 'towers' of the Maggots' castle. It caused several of the snow pieces to fall down on the Maggots inside, and then Scott and Ella just looked at eachother in the Shack. With the Maggots;

"Come on team!", Jasmine said to them all, "We have to start attacking back!"

"Can't!", Cameron replied, literally keeping himself hugging onto the floor, "Guarding flag!"

"Mike, Dawn, you two and I are going to be launching the balls", and after Jasmine said that, things went back to Shawn, Amy and Samey, when Shawn noticed another snowball coming right towards them;

"INCOMING!", he then immediately ducked, but Amy instead went behind Samey and used her as a human shield. She got hit in the face by the snowball;

"AH!", was Samey's cry of pain as she had a crab in a snowball launched at her. Though it bounched into the icey lake anyway. Not only that, but Amy got an idea, an evil idea, and actually restrained Samey's hands to use her as a human shield all the way over there, "AH! OW! OUCH! AUGH!", was Samey's repeated cries of pain as Amy kept using her as if she were sheild. Even Shawn was offended as he looked at this. He was more content with just dodging each snowball rather than joining Amy in using Samey like that.

"Stop complaining!", Amy said to Samey, "You're making us look weak!", and Samey could hardly reply, for she was the one getting hit with so many snowballs repeatedly. Meanwhile, Lightning finally took Topher out of the ice lake, him still being frozen in the ice block.

"Don't worry buddy!", Lightning said to him, "Lightning will get you out! After we win!", and then he got hit right in the face by a snowball and was immediately knocked to the ground. After that, Samey and Amy were almost there, while Shawn was still just dodging snowballs and doing flips and ninja-like agility skills not to far away from them. Eventually, one snowball was tossed into the Rats' shack that immediately broke into the Beetle from earlier. This made Ella just a bit worried, while completely terrifying Scott.

"Woooah!", Scott said as he then pointed to Dawn who was over in the other team's fort, "Remember her? She organized your family reunion!", and the beetle's baby jumped ontop of it's head, and they both turned and waved to Dawn, who, even from this distance, took the time to happily wave back to them, "So...uhhh, don't hurt us! Hurt the people outside running around, or just don't hurt anyone at all. Whatever you wanna do.", and the beetle promptly jumped out the window at that moment, hissing and all.

"That was nice of you, Scott!", Ella commented.

"Hmph", and Scott just walked away. Finally, the ice piece that Sugar knocked over ended up breaking into a circular piece and randomly bouncing to the top of the Rats' shack for no real logical reason, just as the sun finally reached the top of the sky. This of course, caused the sun's light to shine off of it, right onto the Maggots' mansion, and immediately causing the castle to begin melting.

"Uh-oh!", Cameron commented, "We're metling!", and then Jasmine turned to Mike;

"Mike!", she began, "Do your Svetlana thing and get on the catapult!"

"Uh", Mike grabbed his head, but then, "Uh, I can't! My personality-I mean impressions", Cameron became suspicious, as did Dawn, "Are, uh, hard to um-", and Cameron then;

"And first up on the volt, five time Russian champ-", and then Mike gasped and turned into Svetlana;

"Is Svetlana!", and then Svetlana did some flips and jumps onto the shovel, which Jasmine held, and with a good pull, Svetlana flew into the air with a perfect pose, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!", and just as Scott and Ella were about to fling another snowball, just as Samey was still getting hit while Amy used her as a human shield, getting pelted with two more snowballs before finally passing out. Amy was going to complain, but then; "MAKE WAY FOR SVETLANA!", Svetlana flew right past them and Shawn and crashed into the shack. Though this caused his/her shirt to be torn, turning Mike into another personality; One with usually no shirt, revealing full formed abs, and slicked back hair, and spoke in a jersey boy accent. "Oh!", this new personality said, "Run aside, losers!", and he walked towards Scott and Ella, bluntly shoved Scott to the side, and went immediately for the flag, grabbing it from the ground just as Amy and Samey both got in too, "Hey you! Ya lookin' for this?"

"Damn", Amy said, looking at Mike's shirtless body, "He should wear a shirt less often."

"Hey that's ours!", Scott tried to grab the flag back, but Mike/New personality kept him at bay and shoved him to the side, Samey then ran up to the new personality and grabbed his hand;

"Mike!", Samey said to him, "Let's hurry up and get that back to the fort!"

"Hey yo, pastey!", the new personality took his hand back, "If you wanna touch the Vito you gotta make an appointment!", Samey was just stunned by that, Amy was totally impressed;

"Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!", Amy commented, "FINALLY he sees it!"

"Uhh, dude?", Shawn said, walking over, "The act's over, just gimme the flag!"

"Oh yeah?", Vito replied, "Over my tanned body!", and he even flexed his muscles at that point too, and even winked at Amy too, who was actually finding Vito much more likeable than normal Mike. Samey looked on first in sadness, then jealousy and anger. After that, Vito, Scott and Shawn were all looking at eachother when Vito suddenly said, "Let's rumble!", and they all jumped into fighting with eachother while Amy and Samey just watched in awe. Sugar even watched too, as did Ella. Eventually, Scott was thrown out of the shack, and upon getting up he saw Jasmine trying to use the shovel to help Dawn with keeping snow on the melting the castle. The beetle was constantly stomping up and down on Cameron, who kept saying;

"I want my bubble! I want my bubble!", while it did so.

"Crud", was all Scott said before he finally turned to the circular thing ontop of the shack. He then turned and saw Topher was still frozen and Lightning was still knocked out cold. "Hmmm", Scott then rolled up a snowball of his own, "Try and Sha-talk your way out of this one, Lightning!", and then he tossed the snowball at the circular piece of ice, making it slant down. This aimed the light at Topher, and made something of a lazer of sunlight at the shack, making the entire thing melt immediately. Topher fell to the ground, while Vito, Amy, Samey, Ella, Scott, Shawn and Sugar looked on in awe. Then Scott made sure to, "Ugh! Damn it Lightning!", he complained, "He was too busy tossing snowballs like footballs and hit that circular piece of ice that was melting the other team's fort! He SABOTAGED US!"

"MAGGOTS WIN!", Veronica then called out, "And, here's their reward!", Chef then came over carrying hot chocolate in cups, "Artemeyeva Brand Hot Chocolate! Ten times tastier and warmer than the McLean Brand one!", and then Vito, Amy, Samey and Shawn all cheered happily in unison at this reward. Sugar, Ella and Scott just looked at Lightning who was just getting up and confused;

"Huh? Wha? Hey let's go! We gotta win this!", and he then ran right into the cracked hole, and he himself became frozen in an ice block. Topher just laughed a bit and said;

"Sha-bam!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "Okay, did Vito show up earlier? UGH! Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line, but Vito?! Things just went from tough, to sucktacular!" *suddenly he gasps and turns into Chester* "Aw stop complainin'! Back in my day, we actually respected sharing, unlike you kids nowadays who just want this and want that and not even think that sharing is caring at all!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went right to the elimination ceremony. A flock of seagulls flew over the island, as a strange tentacle went up and took one from the flock and into the water. The mutant squirrel was eating a chocolate bar on the roof of a cabin, and the Toxic Rats were once more gathered by the campfire pit ready to see who was going home. Only this time, it was Veronica standing beside Chef instead of Chris.

"After another jam-packed day of losing", Veronica began, "It all comes down to this! The following rats, are safe! Sugar!", Sugar once more caught her marshmallow with her mouth and ate it, "Topher!", Topher then caught his marshmallow, "And Scott!", Scott then caught us, "Which leaves, Lightning and Ella!", Ella was once more surprised, Lightning got a bit determined, while Scott and Sugar both had devious and evil smiles to their faces, "Ella, you're on the chopping block because, well, um, I'm just gonna guess one person just doesn't like you. Lightning, you are on the chopping block because you are being accused of sabotaging the team!"

"Sha-what?!", Lightning then was angry, "Which one of you's been sayin' that?! Better speak up now before the Lightning start's strikin' ALL of y'all!"

"Sha-HUSH!", Veronica then said to him, "FIRST, we need to decide which one of you gets the toxic marshmallow! Now, after looking through all of the votes that all of you sent, which led down to this bottom two conclusion, I can safely say without ANY doubt, that the one getting the toxic marshmallow tonight, is none other than...", and then Veronica had a dramatic pause. Lightning was angry about being framed, but determined to not be the loser, while Ella just just shocked and at the edge of her seat. Veronica made sure to make this pause go on long, treating it like the first elimination. She took the marshmallow and made many other gestures with it, making both Lightning and Ella get even more anticipated, even the rest of the team became anticipated, including Sugar and Scott. In the end, after an extremely long dramatic pause with dramatic music, Veronica finally revealed, "Lightning!", and Ella got the last normal marshallow, Sugar pouted angrily, and Lightning was shocked;

"SHA-WHAT?!", Lightning replied as the toxic marshmallow was brought to him, "Lightning didn't sabotage this team! Y'all do that to yourselves! There just better be some protein in this damn thing!", he then ate the toxic marshmallow, but it caused him to pucker up like he ate something sour, and then turned his hair bright white before making him fall over and spit it back out into the ground. Scott just smiled evilly while watching this.

"Well", Veronica replied, "It seems that Sha-Lightning will now be Sha-Riding on the Sha-Hurl of Sha-Shame!", she then laughed, "Don't you just feel so Sha-sorry for him?"

"Not really", Topher replied with, "No.", following that, Lightning was now in the hurl of shame. Needless to say, he was still unhappy about being framed for something he didn't do and then being voted off for it, so when Veronica asked;

"Any sha-final words, Lightning?"

"Yeah!", he answered, "Lightning DOES have PLENTY o' final words! First of all, it's Chris' damn fault for puttin' Lightning on the worst team in history! I mean come on, not a single damn person besides me could even play the game! Y'all gonna be missin' out while I'm gone, I can't wait to see ALL of y'all be gone before the merge!", the entire team just rolled their eyes at this, "And second of all, SHA-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!", and Veronica finally hurled him off into the distance just as she saw Chris coming back via a boat in the distance.

"Well, I can safely say that I am not actually surprised he was the one voted off!", Veronica said, "But in the end, you will have to tune in next time to see who's going be voted off next, and all the mutants, mayhem and manipulation that comes with it! Next time, on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and then the episode finally faded out to the end credits, meaning it was over, and everyone was going to be preparing for the next one now.

Elimination Recap

Episode 1 - Cassandra (Toxic Rats)

Episode 2 - Leonard (Toxic Rats)

Episode 3 - Lightning (Toxic Rats)