*********2 all the h8ters of ths fic, you're really lame! D:*******
Dirk and ajke walked down the steet. It was starting to get oretty dark outside and the streetlamps glowed like the shine off of a striders shades. It was very very pretty because striders are very very pretty lolz XD! Dey kept walking and came acros a night club that was litteralu out of pretyy much nowher.
"Heay Jake" sed Dirk "why Aont we go into that club to seee if we can find my adhas?"
"Ok." seaid Jake.
So they go into the club that had just kind of shown up out of nowhere and then Dirk c his bros bro dancing on pls. He have a smuppet hanging out of the badzled thing he wearing with pink glittery sequins on it and mlp on the caboos (lol, cabboos! X3!). Dirk and jake watched him and bro very good ata lole dangin. So gud tha Cal get off of Dirks skirladx an get up 2 dance with him.
"Lets murder him and steal his shades then do things with the body." Saind dirk, whining.
"Golly gee wilikers we cant do that sort of slandorous thing!" said jake "There are two many blothering blithery people about!" Dirk noded and they go 2 the bar two have sodas instead because they too young to drink booze.
Butt they see somone1 crying at the bar! It was becnoir and he was reading a book under the table. "Y u cry?" Asked Dirk.
"I..I'm not a real gooooooooooooooth!" cried becnor. "I just pretending bu i rely like to read naruto becas its a good manga tha is orignal an hav yoiz in it!"
Dey leb bar.
STAY TUNED 2 FIND OT IF DIRK FIND HIS SHADES!REMEMBR TO REVEW AN AD AS FAV!