Author's Note; This was originally in my 'Junkyard of the Author' story anthology, but I didn't like things getting cluttered, so I mixed it with my oneshot anthology. These stories could stand alone, for now.
Author's Note: This story is a yaoi fic, if you're not comfortable with reading this, please turn away now.
Pairings: Luke/Percy
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, locations etc. Rick Riordan owns them.
Setting: Alternate Universe
Warning: Slash pairings.
Summary: Poseidon accidentally walks into Luke and Percy, now, Poseidon is out to break the two up, up to the point he'd let Apollo, Hermes, Hades and Ares interfere. Will Percy crack and give in to Apollo's handsomeness? Or will he turn putty in the hands of Hermes, Luke's father and secret admirer? Or Hades, with his deathly charms? And gods forbid, Ares' bloodlust?
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEMON HERE, BUT FOR THE CHILDREN'S SAKES, I DELETED IT BWAAHAHAHHAHAHA!
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS WERE YOU DOING PERCY?" Poseidon shouted. Percy flinched. Poseidon was now pacing back and forth, creating tidal waves in the lake near the cabins, and an occasional earthquake. Soon, the campers were alive and out. Chiron went to Percy's cabin and was surprised to see Poseidon lecturing a naked Percy.
"Oh, sorry, I'll wait outside." Chiron said as he eased his way out. Many of the campers were stirring, asking questions and such.
"But dad... We weren't really doing anything wrong..." Percy muttered softly. Poseidon snorted.
"Not doing anything wrong? He was having sex with you! How is that not doing anything wrong?" Poseidon shouted. Percy glared at him. "I'm only looking out for what's best for you, my son." Poseidon said, lifting Percy's chin.
"Dad, what's wrong with it? You had sex with countless men before.. it shouldn't be a big deal for you.." Percy muttered, remembering how embarrassed he was when Chiron was teaching about Poseidon's conquests.
"The big deal is, you're not that mature yet for that kind of commitment." Poseidon said, lowering his gaze. Percy rolled his eyes.
"Well how old was Pelops when you took him for yourself?" Percy shouted. Only when he shouted it did he realize what he just said. Poseidon gasped. "I-I.." Percy stuttered.
"No need for it, Percy. I.. am going." Poseidon said, his voice breaking, as he head out the door. Percy buried his face on his pillow as he silently wept.
The following day, Percy tried to Iris message Poseidon a couple of times, but at each time, the rainbow just threw the drachma back at Percy. "Hey," Luke said as he sat down next to Percy. "Iris still not accepting your messages?" Luke asked.
"Not even close. She throws back the drachma at me." Percy grumbled. Since the fight last night, Percy hadn't been able to sleep, even though he was exhausted. "I think she and Morpheus are conspiring against me.."
"What made you think that?" Luke asked. Percy sighed.
"I couldn't go to sleep last night. I close my eyes, but then they snap back up. I think every god's angry at me." Percy mumbled softly.
"Hey now, don't think that," Luke said, putting an arm around Percy when the sky shook. "Yeah, I think you're right." Luke said, retreating his hand back. "But don't worry Percy, your father will calm down.. you know, eventually." Luke whispered, trying to calm Percy down.
"Not likely." Somebody else said. Luke and Percy looked behind them, to see who it was. It was Hermes. He was standing there, leaning on a tree.
"What do you mean, dad?" Luke asked, getting up. Hermes sighed and walked closer to them.
"Sit down Luke." Hermes ordered and Luke obeyed. "I hadn't seen Poseidon this down since.. hm.. when was it? Oh yeah. When Amphitrite said no to letting you and your mom stay in their palace." Hermes answered, pulling off his sandals to let his feet soak in the water.
"Oh.. But I didn't mean to.." Percy muttered softly. Hermes snorted.
"Yeah, and you and my boy here," Hermes said, nudging Luke. "Just didn't mean to be connected in more ways than one last night."
"Well he wasn't supposed to be there anyway!" Percy snapped. Hermes sighed.
"I know, it was random of him to just pop in, but you have to understand, that was the only time he had to see you. Amphitrite and Triton were going bananas this week about the party and he didn't have time." Hermes said, putting his arm around Percy. Luke glared at his dad while shaking his head.
"Okay, I understand he had some things to do, and he's very busy. But.. at least he should answer my Iris Messages." Percy grumbled. Hermes' head snapped up with an idea.
"Oh, I know! Send him a letter. I'll deliver it for you." Hermes said. Percy's eyes widened.
"Really? You'll do that, for me?" Percy asked, his smile returning to his face. Hermes nodded.
"I am the messenger of the gods, after all. Besides, with Poseidon sad, it brings down everyone." Hermes said, kicking off some water. "And besides, I don't want to see Zeus blast you to pieces." Hermes added jokingly.
"Don't remind me. Okay, I'll just get a pen and paper." Percy said, standing up.
"Okay, take your time Percy!" Hermes said. Once he was out of ear shot, he glared at his son murderously. "What were you thinking having sex with him?" He hissed. Luke didn't flinch. It was well known that Hermes liked Percy and hated Luke for his relationship with him.
"I was thinking, that he was my boyfriend and not yours, dad." Luke said, returning his glare. "Why are you here anyway?" He hissed. Hermes smiled proudly.
"I'm here to see Percy, naturally. I bribed Iris to not let him use her services so he'll have to ask me to send his messages." Hermes said, smiling. Luke stared at his father in disbelief.
"You did that? Geez, how desperate can you get?" Luke said. Hermes glared at him.
"I can get more desperate than that. Watch out Luke, remember, I'm the god of thieves. Maybe I'll steal him from you one day." Hermes threatened, pointing his caduceus at Luke.
Luke sneered. "As If I'm ever going to let that happen. Percy likes me, not you." Luke said.
"That just might change, son." Hermes hissed. In the far distance, Hermes can see Percy running back now. "Just watch out, I'll steal him from you." Hermes said as he stood up.
"Here Hermes, thanks!" Percy said, handing Hermes the letter. Hermes took the letter and placed it on his bag.
"Okay then, I'll be back to say if he had any replies." Hermes said, smiling brightly at Percy, and while Percy was turning his back, he glared at Luke, who returned the glare. With a bright flash, he was gone.
Percy sighed as he sat down next to Luke. "Ah, so Luke, did your father say anything to you?" Percy asked, poking Luke at his side.
"No.. not really." Luke muttered and Percy's face fell. Percy understood that Luke and Hermes had some complications in their lives that would take a while to resolve. Boy was he right.
"Hm. Okay then," Percy said and a conch horn was blown. "Ooh, time for breakfast, come on!" Percy said, pulling Luke towards Mess Hall. As they went there, Luke and Percy held hands, which made an interesting scene. Some of the Aphrodite girls were giggling, but the Athena campers were glaring harder than they ever did before. However, some campers were just confused or didn't care.
"I'll see you later then." Luke said as Percy sat down and Luke moved away. To his luck, Nico walked close to him.
"Hey Percy, the whole camp's buzzing. What happened to you and your dad last night?" Nico asked, sitting next to him, which was a really dangerous and stupid move. Percy sighed.
"He caught me and Luke.. and then I accidentally shouted some things.." Percy said, looking down.
"Well, at least he didn't see you and Luke having se.. oh wait, he did?" Nico asked. Percy nodded glumly. "Oh.. that's tough." Nico said as he left. Percy looked at the Hermes table and saw Luke smiling at him. Percy couldn't help but smile back. Mr.D announced some stuff, and midway through it, he spoke of the news.
"Okay, So I know you brats are buzzing in about what happened with old Barnacle beard and his brat last night," Mr.D paused to look at Percy, which everybody else did. "And there are going to be changes from now on. Harpies will be sent out to hunt any young lovers doing stuff in each others' cabins." Some people gasped while the Aphrodite girls snickered. "Anyone found by any Harpy will be sentenced to public humiliation. That means, you and your lover will have to stand outside, naked while everyone laughs at you." Mr.D said, staring back and forth Luke and Percy. "Okay then, enjoy your miserable day."
On the way out, everybody was buzzing about it. There were no hiding the truths now. Some girls were snickering at Percy while some dudes were glaring daggers at him. Percy rolled his eyes. "Look, It wasn't my fault!" Percy kept shouting whenever somebody ranted on him how they can't visit their girlfriend anymore, or how they can't do their moves etc.
"Geez, the whole camp's either against you or snickering about you." Luke said, walking close to Percy. Percy snorted.
"Haha, very funny. You're a cause too." Percy said, shoving Luke lightly to the side.
"Yeah, but I'm badass and they won't dare do anything to me because they know I'll kick their asses to the next millenia." Luke said, kicking the air.
"Fine, badass boyfriend of mine. Let's go, we have cabin inspections next.." Percy said, pulling Luke towards the cabins.
"Hello Uncle!" Hermes shouted loudly as be burst through the doors of the throne room. Poseidon looked up and sighed.
"What do you want, Hermes? I'm very busy.." Poseidon said, sighing sadly. "I just can't believe he'd had to bring up Pelops." Poseidon muttered. Hermes flinched, remembering how Poseidon acted when he was cast off Olympus.
"Uncle, I just might have the thing to cheer you up." Hermes said, flying closer to Poseidon. "Here, a letter from your son!" Hermes said, pulling out the letter Percy wrote. Poseidon looked up and smiled. "Here you go." Hermes said as he handed Poseidon the letter and went to the buffet table.
Poseidon opened the envelope and began reading Percy's letter. Poseidon smiled as he read how sorry Percy was.
"Hermes!" Poseidon called the messenger, his frown disappearing. "Take me to Percy!" Poseidon shouted. Hermes grinned and the two set off for Percy.
"Ugh, Percy, I know something happened last night and all, but couldn't you keep your room tidy?" Katie Gardner asked as she marked Percy with a three. Luke was snickering in the background. "Well, I'm being nice to you today, but next time, I'll be harsher." She said as she left the room.
Percy turned to look and glared at him playfully. Luke's grin widened.
"What?" He asked, chuckling.
"If it wasn't for you distracting me, I could have cleaned my room better, rather than shoving everything under the beds!" Percy shouted as Luke laughed even more.
"Oh Percy, I know you don't mean that.. besides, you love my distractions.." Luke purred to Percy's ear.
"You got that right.." Percy said, feeling himself blushing as Luke began nibbling in his ear. "Luke.. maybe we should stop.. you know.. my dad could just pop in.."
"Nah, I don't think he will. Besides, he's angry at you isn't he? Not that's ever a good thing.. but, I just think he doesn't want to go here for now.." Luke said, trailing kisses from Percy's earlobe towards his neck, making Percy shiver in his touch.
"You're so good at distractions Luke.." Percy said, facing his boyfriend and began kissing him. It wasn't too forceful or too much, just a light peck in the lips and some tongue fights.
"Seriously?" Hermes exclaimed, popping into the scene. Poseidon's eyes widened in anger. Percy shuffled down and fell to the floor.
"Dad! What.. erm.. are you doing here?" Percy asked, scrambling for his dignity. Poseidon glared at the two, ready to murder them both. Hermes was glaring at Luke in the background.
"I am here, to accept your apology. But, I don't think it's a wise idea now." Poseidon huffed. Percy rolled his eyes.
"Come on dad, we were just kissing." Percy muttered, pulling his computer chair and sitting next to the scared-to-death Luke. Hermes snorted in the background.
"And what would that 'kissing' lead up to If I wasn't here?" Poseidon sneered. Luke coughed. Percy just stared at the floor. "That's right. Come on, Percy." Poseidon said, pulling Percy's hand.
"Where are we going?" Percy asked, tugging Luke along.
"To Mount Olympus." Poseidon declared without looking at them. Even Hermes was confused.
"For what?" Percy asked.
"For my judgment." Poseidon said. And In a flash, the four of them were gone. Travis and Connor blasted the Poseidon cabin door open.
"Luke! I'm going to kill you!" Travis shouted, lifting up the used-up condom when suddenly there was a bright flash and the two were pushed off.
-TIME SKIP-
Percy glared at the man in front of him. Percy wanted to kick him in his balls in which those things never got used again. Ever. His name was Apollo. Yes, the Greek god. And Percy hated him. Apollo was smirking like a fool when Percy stiffened up. Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't think of murderous thoughts when your blind date kept playing footsies with you, while groping your leg. Percy had enough of this. Stabbing him with a fork for groping him didn't affect him at all. Stupid invulnerability and his godness.
Percy felt Apollo's right leg once more. Percy looked up to see a grinning Apollo. Percy grinned too. Apollo must have thought of something else, because the next second, he crumpled to the ground, with a large 'UMPH!'. Percy wiped his mouth with a towel and dumped it on Apollo. Date one out of five, done. He just hoped the others weren't going to be like this.
You see, the reason why Percy was just on a date with Apollo can be explained in five simple words. Poseidon. Saw. Percy. Kissing. Luke. And that's what it all took for his father to set up this ridiculous challenges. Every night, for the next five nights, Percy would be out on a date with a god. Poseidon said Percy should be with a god, not with a, ahem, quote "A lousy excuse for a demigod! If It were for me, I should have never granted you that wish to reborn him!". Geez. They did say they would grant him one wish. And that was Luke.
Percy hailed for a cab and went back to Camp. While on the road, Percy was thinking of how Luke wasn't like Apollo.
'Luke would never grope me.. in public. Luke would never play footsies with me. Oh, and Luke would never call me 'sweetie' unless he wanted to die.' Percy thought. Percy was thinking intently because he didn't notice that they just missed the exit for Camp. When Percy realized this, it was too late.
"Hey, erm, you missed your exit." Percy said to the driver, who just replied 'Nghh.' Percy began to worry. "Hello? Didn't you hear me? I said, YOU MISSED IT." Percy said, poking the driver angrily. The driver replied with a 'Nghh'. Percy sighed in frustration. He reached out for the door handle but it vanished as soon as he touched it.
"What?" Percy exclaimed. Looking into the front, he saw that the car was heading towards the sea. Percy huffed to his seat. He wasn't in the least surprised when the cab didn't fall and continued on flying. "Apollo." Percy grunted. The driver turned back and gave him a smile.
"Hello Percy. My, it's rude to kick your date's balls. Didn't your dad ever told you that?" Apollo said, going to the backseat with Percy. Percy glared at him.
"No, he didn't. But didn't your dad said it was rude to grope people?" Percy asked sarcastically. Apollo rolled his eyes.
"Nope. Hm. Yeah I guess I was at fault, but that hurt Percy, it hurt deep." Apollo said, pointing to his balls before saying, "Jokes. It didn't hurt one bit. I just wanted to see what your reaction would be." Apollo said, crawling closer to Percy.
"Move away." Percy said, shoving Apollo back. "And I need to get back to Camp." Percy said, reaching for the other door handle, which, vanished too. Apollo laughed.
"Really, Percy? Do you think I'm stupid? You won't be leaving this car unless I say so." Apollo said, giving him a wolfish grin.
"And when would that be?" Percy asked, exhausted of the god's antics. Apollo made a thinking face before replying.
"Hm.. After we have hot sex here?" Apollo said, wiggling his eyebrows. Percy backed off as far as he could.
"No. No way. Never." Percy said, keeping his distance on the crawling Apollo. Apollo shrugged.
"Oh well, then you're staying here with me for the rest of eternity." Apollo said, lying down on the remaining space. Percy sighed deeply. Apollo looked at him in wonder.
"DAD! HELP ME, MY DATE'S GOING TO RAPE ME!" Percy shouted over the windows. Apollo's eyes widened. Drat. He forgot to make the cab sound-proof.
"No! No! I was just kidding!" Apollo shouted when he saw a sea serpent appear in the distance. "Really! I was just taking him home!" Apollo shouted, but he had a feeling Poseidon wasn't listening. Apollo cursed. "Geez. You didn't need to call your father." Apollo grumbled as he made a U-turn and headed back to camp. In a few minutes, the familiar setting was back. Apollo landed the car right next to Percy's cabin while all the other campers went 'ooh-ahh'.
"Thanks for one of the worst dates of my life." Percy grumbled as he left. Apollo sighed and went out.
"Oh come on, Percy! It wasn't that bad!" Apollo whined. The other kids were staring at them with interest now.
"Yes, Apollo, it was that bad. I had to result in stabbing you with a fork!" Percy shouted as he slammed the door on his cabin. All the other campers backed away now, keeping their chuckles to themselves, not wanting to annoy the god furthermore. Percy heard the loud sound of the sun-chariot-car flying off rapidly and sighed.
"You stabbed Apollo with a fork? Wow Seaweed brain, you've got no brain at all." Annabeth said, appearing from the shadows. Percy rolled his eyes.
"I didn't ask for your opinion. Besides, he had it coming when he groped me." Percy grumbled.
"He groped you?" Asked Nico, emerging from the shadows. Percy sighed.
"Yes, he did, Nico. And anyone else here, hiding in my closet, under my bed or anything?" Percy asked loudly. Thalia emerged from the closet, Grover appeared from under the bed Annabeth, Nico and Thalia were sitting at, Rachel emerged from the bathroom and Luke appeared from under a pile of clothes.
"Wow. At least Luke here can sleep peacefully tonight." Thalia said, nudging on Luke, who sat down by Percy.
"Yeah well, when one of the hottest gods is out on a date with your boyfriend, you tend to worry. Hi Percy, welcome back." Luke said as he began kissing him. Nico, Thalia, Annabeth and Rachel groaned in disgust.
"Ew, guys, there's a kid here, Me!" Nico shouted.
"Man Luke, keep it in your pants." Grover said, covering his eyes.
"Geez, why don't you guys just go back to your cabins or trees? This is my cabin so I can do anything I want here." Percy said, pulling Luke's neck closer. Annabeth and the others groaned but left, wanting to preserve Nico's remaining innocence.
"Okay, Percy, you seriously stabbed Apollo? for us?" Luke said, kissing him closer. Percy nodded. After a few more kisses, Luke's hand began trailing down Percy's shirt when suddenly..
"NO INTIMATE ACTS! NO INTIMATE ACTS!" A loud alarm shouted. Percy and Luke groaned. Luke rolled off Percy as he turned the alarm. The alarm was placed by Poseidon to kill the mood, while also humiliating them into stopping.
"Well that soft of killed the mood." Percy muttered. "I'll see you tomorrow?" Percy asked, leading Luke towards the door. Luke shook his head. "Oh yeah, forgot, date with another god. Ugh. I just hope this one's not as worse as Apollo." Percy chuckled.
"Oh well, good night." Luke said, kissing Percy softly.
"Good night." Percy said, closing the door. Percy slumped back to his bed, hoping that tomorrow's date be bearable and wouldn't result into stabbing anyone.
That night, Percy had a dream. Well, sort of. It was a memory replaying in his mind. It was the day Poseidon caught them.
Percy and Luke were locked tight in an embrace as they kissed. Technically, Luke wasn't supposed to be there, as it was around midnight, but, being the hormonal teenagers they were, Luke couldn't keep it to himself. Percy supposedly 'left his door unlocked' and Luke managed to slip in. After a few minutes of kissing, the two resurfaced only to see a very angry Hermes and a furious Poseidon.
"Oh shoot.." Luke whispered as he got off Percy. Percy groaned. "Uh.. hi dad?.. hi Lord Poseidon.. sir.." Luke muttered softly. Poseidon's nose flared, like it usually do when he's angry at someone.
"Look dad.. I can explain.. wait, what are you two doing here in the middle of the night?" Percy asked.
"It doesn't matter why we're here, it only matters why he's here." Poseidon said, glaring at Luke. Hermes too was glaring at him.
"He's erm.. my boyfriend.." Percy whispered silently, hoping Poseidon won't catch it. But he did.
"WHAT?" Poseidon roared in anger, causing several earthquakes and tidal waves. Luke and Percy flinched away from each other. "Stay away from Percy!" Poseidon shouted, forcing the water from the newly refurbished fountain towards Luke, causing him to sprawl across the lawn.
"Look dad, why are you even here?" Percy said, looking out the window to see if Luke was okay. And so far, yes. Poseidon walked over to Percy and glared at Luke, causing him to run away in fear.
"You want to know why I'm here? Well, Apollo has asked for your hand in marriage." Poseidon said. Percy's eyes widened at the 'm' word, which was weirdly accompanied by a 'w' word.
"WHAT?" Percy shouted. Poseidon's look didn't change, which meant he wasn't kidding.
"And you, will be there at Mount Olympus tomorrow to accept his offer." Poseidon ended. Percy's jaw dropped.
"I am NO WAY IN HADES going to marry him! I don't even like him that way! Besides, I'm already with Luke!" Percy shouted. Poseidon's stare should have crept anyone to their death, but Percy was too angry to be even scared.
"Look Percy, it's for the best," Poseidon said as he put an arm around him, which Percy not-so-gently pushed away.
"No, it's not for the best. I'm not going to marry him." Percy huffed. "And you can't make me." Percy said, sitting down firmly. Poseidon sighed.
"Look, Percy, Apollo's offer is a rare opportunity. Only twice has Apollo ever asked for anyone's hand in marriage!" Poseidon shouted.
"So? He'll still be the same. He'll cheat on me, father more kids, meet more women. And where will I be? probably be like Hera or Amphitrite. Stuck in the background, thinking of plots to kill the wives or how to curse them." Percy huffed. Poseidon gaped at him.
"Percy!" Hermes scolded.
"Well then get it to your heads! I'm not marrying Apollo!" Percy shouted. Nobody said anything after that. "Well then, if you don't have anything else, I'm going to sleep." Percy said, covering himself with the blankets. There was a bright flash and Percy felt that was his father. That only left Hermes.
"You shouldn't be too hard on your father, you know. He's only looking out for what's best for you." Hermes said, patting Percy on the side.
"Well I don't need his help okay?" Percy snapped. "If he wants what's best for me, then he'll just leave me alone." Percy shouted through the covers. Percy heard Hermes sigh before a bright flash, and he was gone.
The scene shifted. It was the day Zeus told Percy and Luke about the challenge. Percy and Luke were sweating and were worrying.
"Percy, Luke." Zeus' voice filled the room. "You two stand in the brink of the greatest challenges in your love life. We, the gods of Olympus have decided to give you five challenges each." Percy and Luke gulped. "These challenges won't be easy. These will test your love for each other and to see if you are fit to be with each other. With each of these challenges, you two will go on a date with other people. If you both stay faithful to each other, you shall move on to the next round." Zeus said the following part, glaring at the two.
"But if you shall fail, Percy would be married off to whoever Poseidon deems worthy." Zeus said. And then lightning struck and the two were back to their own respective cabins.
And so, with the challenges, Percy had to face Apollo for his first one.
The scene shifted once more, this time, to Percy's and Apollo's date.
"Hello Percy sweetie." Apollo said, parking his car as he picked up Percy for their date. Percy rolled his eyes.
"Apollo, never call me sweetie. Ever." Percy said, grumbling as he sat down. "So just go and take me to a restaurant so I can finish this and go back to my boyfriend." Percy huffed.
"Awh, come on Percy, don't be a sourpuss. Heck, maybe you're like this because you're still a virgin." Apollo laughed. Percy blushed to the point the color red didn't define it. "Aw you're blushing! So it's true then. Hermes' brat still hasn't taken it?" Apollo said, giving Percy a wink.
"Just drive so we can get over this already." Percy groaned as his blush died down. Apollo took Percy to a restaurant in New York named 'Madrigal'. Percy thought the food was decent, but not too great. Then, as dessert was arriving, Apollo decided to grope Percy.
"What.. in the world.. are you doing?" Percy hissed. Apollo looked up and smiled.
"Why I'm enjoying my date." Apollo said, wiggling his eyebrows. Percy glared at him and noticed his unused fork on the side.
"Well guess what, me too." Percy said, jabbing the fork in Apollo's hand. But, the fork just split away.
"Ouch. I'm hurt." Apollo said, "Not. But really Percy, it hurts, deep." Apollo said, pointing at his heart. "You actually tried to stab me." Apollo then began making baby noises.
"Shut up Apollo! You're making a scene!" Percy hissed, but Apollo kept bawling. Percy rolled his eyes and took Apollo's uninjured arm and kissed it.
"Much better." Apollo said, giving him a husky laugh. Percy rolled his eyes. Dessert came and whilst enjoying his ice cream, Apollo lifted his foot, brushing against Percy's leg, causing the teen to stiffen up.
"What.. are.. you.. doing?" Percy hissed. Apollo laughed.
"I'm enjoying my date once more." Apollo said, his leg brushing against Percy's thigh.
"Quit it." Percy hissed.
"No." Apollo chuckled. Percy took a scoop of his ice cream, when once again, Apollo's leg came up, actually touching Percy's erection this time. "Ohh. someone's aroused. Don't worry, I am too." Apollo said, winking at Percy.
Percy slammed his spoon at the table, shaking it and making the other customers look at their direction. Percy stood up and went next to Apollo.
"Well guess what, you're disgusting." Percy said, pushing Apollo to the ground and the next second, he stomped his feet on the place-where-men-should-never-be-kicked-at. "Goodbye. And, by the way, you're paying the bill." Percy said, walking to the door. "And the tip too!"
Percy smiled at the dream. Then, for the last time, the scene shifted. It was Apollo ranting to Hermes, Ares, Hephaestus, Zeus and Hades. The latter was laughing when they heard Percy stabbed Apollo for groping him.
"It's not funny!" Apollo shouted. Artemis popped into the throne room.
"What's not so funny, brother?" Artemis asked, a sly smirk forming.
"Percy stabbed him with a fork on their date!" Ares supplied as the gods hooted with laughter.
"Really? Young Perseus did that? What did you do?" Artemis asked, trying to keep her laughter in control. Apollo sighed.
"I was there, having a date with him, groped him a little then he stabbed me." Apollo said, resuming his seat. Artemis shook her head.
"Brother, do you know nothing about your partners?" Artemis asked, chuckling softly.
"No." Apollo huffed. Artemis rolled her eyes.
"That explains soo much." With that, Artemis resumed her true form and disappeared with a new story to tell her hunters. Ares, Hermes, Eros and the others were still laughing as the dream ended and Percy woke up.
When Percy woke up, he was smiling at the thought.
'Oh well, date two for me tonight. I should start making myself look horrid.' Percy laughed evilly in mind as he thought of how repulsive he should look like for his date.
I like this idea, but something just kept me from thinking of other dates and such. So, I dropped the idea. I think it could still work though..