Chapter 3: Hotel Homer

In the morning at Beijing, 5 groups have awaken from their sleep. They were ready to go to the Pyongyang Olympics. They get prepared first real quickly. And when they get prepared real quickly, they were going to the Beijing Capital International Airport.

Lisa & Homer had arrived at the airport, they got of the plane and they see the Beijing Capital International Airport. Then, some North Korean Agency had came to Homer & Lisa. They were assigned to Mario's Team & Sonic's Team at the last minute as a group. Lisa felt awkward meeting the Olympic team while Blaze also felt awkward meeting with 2 of the strangers.

They've greeted each other and when they're done, they were ready to go to Pyongyang. The plane will carry all of the Independent Olympic Participants. That means that they will have to marched under the Olympic flag during the opening ceremony due to the fact that Americans & Japanese people were considered a hostile enemies. Israeli can also considered a hostile class.

It has some Americans athletes, some Israelis athletes, a few Japanese athletes, and a South Korean athlete who comes under a fake Japanese nationality due to South Korea boycotting the Olympics in North Korea. All of them boarded the same plane as the Mario's Team, Sonic's Team, and 2 of the Simpsons family.

They all have boarded the Air Koryo plane to Pyongyang, North Korea.

During the flight, Homer asked, "Are you guys going to the Democratic Korea too?".

Blaze is surprised about Homer's possible stupidity so she answered, "Yes Homer, we're going to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.".

Homer is actually excited. "Woo-hoo! We're going to have fun in North Korea!", exclaimed Homer. The whole Olympic Team were confused about Homer's statement.

"What do you mean we're going to have fun in North Korea!?", asked Sonic.

"Huh? Doesn't everyone know how fun it is in Korea? Well, let me tell ya, North Korea plays baseball, they have Gangnam Style, they have street food, and there's even a popular movie called 'My Sassy Girl'. Isn't that great that were all going to have fun in North Korea?", asked Homer and he laughs. They're all know that's from SOUTH KOREA. Their reaction is feeling awkward to Homer.

"Homer! That's-a insane! North Korea doesn't have that kind of-a stuff!", exclaimed Mario.

"What do you mean I'm insane!?", asked Homer. Lisa decided to explain to him about North Korea.

"Dad! North Korea is not a place where they have all of that! North Korea is a place that they have native Korean sports like Taekwondo, they have the music that is called 'Song of General Kim il-Sung', their foods are limited in North Korea, and there's no movie like that in North Korea. There's a movie that is called 'The Flower Girl'.", explained Lisa.

"What!? I thought they have everything in North Korea!", exclaimed Homer angrily.

"That's South Korea you idiot! North Korea is a different story! North Korea is a very strict land!", exclaimed Blaze.

"You mean in North Korea…", Homer trailed off.

"Yes Homer, North Korea is a land that you can't do anything wrong.", said Blaze.

Homer is shocked to hear it. Homer yelled, "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" inside Air Koryo. The Air Koryo staff came to Homer immediately.

"What's the matter sir?", asked one of the Air Koryo staff.

"I thought this plane is going to take us to South Korea!", explained Homer. The Air Koryo staff is not happy to hear it.

She rudely said, "Shut up! North Korea is the best Korea!". Then, the Air Koryo staff walked away. Homer is disappointed. People inside Air Koryo is shocked to hear that, even Lisa.

"Ohh...North Korea is not fun anyway…", Homer mumble. Lisa was willing to give a light side about North Korea for safety of the whole group and the guide.

"Dad, look at the bright side, at least we're going to the Olympics.", said Lisa. Homer forgot about the Olympics until Lisa mentions it and when Homer remembers it, Homer excitement has reached again, but his hope is also too high.

"Woo-hoo! Are there any McDonalds in North Korea?", asked Homer.

"No. But we're going to stay in the Ryugyong Hotel, it has a revolving restaurant that you can eat there…", trailed off Lisa happily.

"Woo-hoo! We're going to have fun in North Korea!", sunged Homer after he exclaimed "Woo-Hoo". Lisa grumbled. Blaze noticed Lisa grumbled. She has sympathies for her due to the fact that she's intelligent, but decided to hide her true feelings between Homer and Lisa just in case.

Then, Air Koryo landed on the runway of Pyongyang Sunan International Airport. Everyone got out of the plane when the plane is on the terminal.

"Hello everyone! I am Mr. Kim. Your tourist guide in North Korea. You'll be going to see things in North Korea. Those of you who were on Mario's team, Sonic's team, and the Simpsons family, I will be your tour guide. The rest of you should wait for another guide which is 5 minutes.", said Mr. Kim.

And Mr. Kim took Mario's team, Sonic's team, and 2 of the Simpsons family for a tour in North Korea while the Independent Olympic Participants will have to wait for another tour guide to came by.

They all get onto the bus and they ride on it to go to more places in Pyongyang. Everyone is surprised to see that there's more people walking on streets, a few people riding a bicycle, and a really minimal amount of cars in Pyongyang.

"Wow...this is so…boring.", said Homer. Mr. Kim got mad immediately. Lisa is ready to defend for everyone.

"What!? Why do you think that North Korea is boring!?", demanded Mr. Kim.

"He thinks that this city was too quiet due to a lack of cars and a lack of noise. We came from a place that has more cars and more noises. I think this is very nice because since the town is so quiet that we heard the bird's chirping a happy song. And a lack of cars make this place less polluted air, to see the beauty of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.", praised Lisa. Mr. Kim and the bus driver was really satisfied to hear that compliment.

"Thank you, Ms. Lisa. Mr. Simpson, We're keeping an eye on you!", exclaimed Mr. Kim.

"Hehehehehe...they won't keep an eye for me too long…", thought Homer. The bus had arrived at the Ryugyong Hotel. And when they went inside, it is beautiful.

All of the Independent Olympic Participants have arrive to Ryugyong Hotel. They were surprised to see the hotel.

There is enough room for about 200 countries to be in, only 192 countries have attendended the Olympics. South Korea boycotted. The U.S. Olympic Committee wasn't willing to send them due to safety in North Korea so the U.S. athletes have to compete as the Independent Olympic Participants. It also applies to the Olympic Committee of Israel and the Japanese Olympic Committee for the same reason for safety in North Korea.

"Oh dear, I'm afraid we're about to run out of room due to almost 3,000 people were here, so we have to go to the top of Ryugyong Hotel.", suggested Mr. Kim.

"Last one to the elevator have to clean up their room!", exclaimed Homer and he was running to the elevator while laughing. No one else runs because they know that sometimes in North Korea, it doesn't have electricity.

"Hold on a minute Mr. Simpson! The elevator sometimes don't have electricity and sometimes, it does, so I do NOT recommended it!", explained Mr. Kim. Homer was surprised.

"Whaa? You mean we all have to climb up the stairs? All the way to the top?", questioned Homer.

"Yes, Mr. Simpson. I'm afraid so.", answered Mr. Kim. Homer is really not happy to hear that.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", yelled Homer.

Mr. Kim suspect him as NOT an athlete. "Homer, if you're not an athlete for the Olympics...you are going to be kicked out of this group…and you are going to be assigned to a different group.", threatened Mr. Kim.

Homer screamed. Then, he runs all the way to the stairs trying to get to the top. Lisa also runs upstairs real quickly because she doesn't have many friends and she would rather travel individually then to join a tour group, but she got no choice in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, so she wants to make friends with the athletes because she thinks it's the only time for a regular person to befriend a famous person.

Then, everybody runs upstairs to their room. Mr. Kim was surprised to see everyone run upstairs. Sonic is the fastest runner. The KPA came by because they heard that Mr. Kim says that Homer is suspected as not an athlete and instead, they see Sonic runs upstairs too quickly, so they tries to shoot him down, but failed because runs too quickly.

Tails is flying to the top inside Ryugyong Hotel, and the KPA saw it with their binoculars. The soldier said, "Shoot him down!" in Korean. They tried shooting down Tails, but it failed because when he was aware when the first shot missed him, he landed onto the 25th floor of the Ryugyong Hotel and Tails decided that it was a good idea to run to the stairs instead of flying.

Blaze was target at, but failed due to being moderately fast, but not as fast as Sonic. Shadow skates as fast as they can, he was also targeted, but fails. Most of Sonic's team except Amy were really running fast while Mario's team is a little bit far behind. KPA fails to shoot most of Sonic's team because they were too fast for them to shoot at the right time.

Homer was feeling too tired after he reaches the 10th floor. Lisa tries to carry Homer's body, but found that it was too heavy for her.

"You guys go, I'll lay around here.", suggested Homer.

Then, the Independent Olympic Participants decided to carry him because of time. Lisa runs okay and they eventually get to the top where Sonic's team and Mario's team were waiting. Mr. Kim is also running after them. When he got there, he was surprised to be on top of the Ryugyong hotel as the last one.

"You have to clean up!", sanged Homer.

"Fine. The staff of this hotel will clean up your room. Our room is here. There's one catch, you guys can NOT sleep in the same room, we have to segregate genders in order to make sure that nobody is in trouble. You guys will be with me, and Ms. Kim, our hotel staff will take care to serve the ladies.", explained Mr. Kim.

Then, Ms. Kim came by to take the ladies to their room. "Ladies, I would like to take you guys to your room. Um, little girl...if you want to stay with your dad-"

Lisa cut off her quickly. "That's all right, I'll go to the ladies room just to follow the rules of DPRK.", said Lisa. And the ladies goes to a different room.", said Lisa hoping that it could be a possible phrase to North Korea. Also, Lisa's relationship with her father is labored. That means their relationship has usually been one where Homer ignores Lisa, and Lisa avoids Homer.

"Phew. I think I can go crazy with the guys without Lisa bothering me in our men's room", thought Homer.

"If you say so little girl.", said Ms. Kim. And they all went to the ladies room.

When Lisa gets to the ladies room, she asked, "What are we doing here?".

"We're going to change our clothes into formal clothing just to go to Mansudae hill. We'll see our statue of Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-Il. We'll put flowers close to these wonderful statues and bow to them.", explained Ms. Kim.

"I forgot my suitcase! I left it with my dad!", exclaimed Lisa.

"Don't worry, I'll get your suitcase from the men's room!", said Ms. Kim. The girls giggles. Lisa quietly grumbles, but isn't mad about it.

When Ms. Kim left the room, Amy asked, "How are you doing Lisa?".

"I'm fine. And how are you?", asked Lisa reluctantly.

"I'm great! Are you ready for the Olympics?", exclaimed Amy.

Lisa is worried, if she told the truth about her dad and originally wanting to go to China, her new friends might reject her due to her dad's issue. She replied, "Yes, I'm ready.". All of the girls were satisfied.

Then, Ms. Kim came back to the ladie's room holding the suitcase. "Here's your suitcase little girl! Hurry and change your clothes!", exclaimed Ms. Kim. And she close her door again.

Peach & Daisy take off their athlete clothes in the same room. They don't mind. And they put on their normal clothes that is from their series.

Lisa goes to the bathroom and change her clothes to a formal clothes. When she's done, Amy uses the bathroom to change the clothes. When she's done, Blaze uses the bathroom to change her clothes also to her formal clothes.

When they're all dressed as formal. They were all ready to go to the Mansudae Hill. Then, Ms. Kim came by and she knows that they dress differently from their normal clothes. Mr. Kim came by and saw that they also dress differently from their other clothes.

"Okay ladies, follow me!", said Mr. Kim. And the ladies follow him. They were going to the Men's room and said, "Hey, are guys ready to go to the Mansudae Hill?", asked Mr. Kim.

They all answered "yes" except for the 2 people in their team.

"How about 'no'?", answered Homer.

"No way!", answered Sonic.

Mr. Kim immediately got mad. He explains in a harsh tone, "Guys, you need to go to the Mansudae Hill. It's important for the tour of the DPRK!".

"Whatever!", said Homer and Sonic simultaneously.

Mr. Kim is really angry. "GGGGGRRRRRRRRR! Please come with us to Mansudae Hill! It's important in DPRK and I don't want to send guards here to kick you out of the room! Please come out, NOW!", yelled Mr. Kim.

"Fine...", said Sonic in a reluctant tone and he got out of the room without the formal clothes.

"Never!", yelled Homer still not wanting to go to Mansudae Hill.

Mr. Kim really growls loudly. "GUARDS! GET HIM OUT OF THE ROOM!", yelled Mr. Kim.

The KPA came up stairs really fast and they beat Homer up. Homer screams loudly. Then, he was thrown out of the room and the KPA kicks him to get up. Homer get up feeling miserable and mumbles about North Korea. The KPA is listening to him. They were really shocked to see what's going on. Even the Independent Olympic Participants and their guide sees what's happening. They never heard a man who came to North Korea doesn't want tourism. He just wants laziness. And they all go downstairs and to their bus just to be driven to Mansudae Hill.

A/N: I don't know what kind of interior will look like inside Ryugyong Hotel when they're finished to be honest. I assume of what I see in Google images will apply to this story. It looks unfinished inside.

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