Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Brothers.
Chapter 3: Busy day
Hallway
"Okay, we got a shooting at 67th street, we got a robbery at 51st street, and Chief wants an iced coffee from Tim Horton's."
But you guys can't leave, because Toon Link forgot to load his gun, load his gun, load his gun," repeated Ike, watching Toon Link just write down what he's saying, waiting for him to get the hint.
He didn't, so Will had to do it for him.
"Toon Link stop writing it down and go," said Will.
"Okay," said Toon Link,
"The rest of you go and get in your police cruisers," said Ike.
Will walked down the hallway and saw Toon Link putting the wrong ammo in his gun.
"Toon Link! That's shotgun shells," said Will.
"Oh, that's why it didn't fit in too well…" said Toon Link.
"Toon Link, your therapist called he said that he's done and he's tired of being pushed though the wall," said Ike over the microphone.
"Dang, that's the 100th therapist this month," said Will.
67th street
"So there is a shooting here?" asked Link.
"Yeah," said Marth.
"Looks like nobody got hurt," said Luigi.
Then all of a sudden a small ball-like object rolled out of nowhere and disappeared under the Hot Dog stand. Before anyone could do anything, the stand blew up.
"Was that a grenade?!" Marth gasped.
"NO, NOT THE HOTDOG STAND!" screamed Luigi.
Another loud boom.
"NOT THE HAMBURGER STAND" Luigi screamed, breaking into tears.
"Well, at least the soda stand is still up," said Link.
As Link finished that last word, a third boom echoed.
"NOT THE SODA STAND!!" screamed Luigi.
"Oh god… Luigi don't faint," said Marth.
Another boom sounded, but this one was louder, definantly not a grenade.
"Uh Guys," said Link.
"What now?!" asked Marth.
Link lifts his finger up, and points and a giant Tank moving closer to them. Marth stared at it until his eyes rolled to the back of his head, and he fell over.
"Oh no Marth, don't faint too…" said Link.
51st street
As Mario, Toon Link, and Pit drove to the bank they realized a big problem.
"They said the 51st street bank right?" asked Mario.
"Yeah…" said Pit.
"What one?!" yelled Mario.
"This is not good…" said Pit.
The problem was, there was at least 25 to 50 banks in the street alone.
"Crud," said Toon Link.
"Ok everybody split up," Mario ordered.
67th street
Link grabbed Marth, and started to shake him awake.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up!" said Link.
"Uh, what happened? I think I blacked out for a moment…" said Marth.
"Yeah, get Luigi up, I will call for reinforcements," said Link.
"Ok," said Marth.
"Oh god, it's going to fire at us" said Link.
Then all of a sudden the tank started to disappear, as if it was being sucked by a giant vacuum.
"Iilye," said Kirby.
"KIRBY!" said Link.
"Iilye," said Kirby again.
"Um, thanks?" Link frowned.
"Iilye," said Kirby once again.
"Aw forget it," Link frowned.
Kirby just looked at him questionably, "Iilye?"
51st street
"Only one bank left," said Toon Link as he opened the door tiredly, all three of them walked in to the bank and finally found the robbers.
"Put your hands up in the air," said Toon Link tiredly, but not before adding. "Please?"
One of the thief's turned to Toon Link and shot at him, but he jumped out of the way.
"Don't shoot at me, I'm just an adorable cartoon character!" yelled Toon Link.
They still shot at him.
"You're still shooting at me!" said Toon Link
"Toon Link, gun!" Mario ordered.
"Ok," said Toon Link.
Toon Link tossed the gun and Mario caught it, he shot the gun and gave a surprisingly loud boom as the guards were shot backwards.
"SHOTGUN SHELLS WHAT THE HECK!!" Yelled Mario.
"Well it worked," said Toon Link.
"I WASN'T GOING TO KILL THEM!!" said Mario.
"Oops," said Toon Link.
Tim Horton's
"We still got to get the chief his iced coffee," said Link.
Luigi took out the note Toon Link made for him and frowned.
"It says Piping Hot coffee," said Luigi
"Okay then, one Piping Hot Coffee please," said Link.
Afterwards
"Here's your coffee Sir," said a Man.
"Ah thanks," said The Chief, he took a sip and then dropped the coffee.
"TOON LINK!" screamed the chief.
With Toon Link
"Something good just happened," said Toon Link snickering to himself.
Back with chief
"Sir! Here's some water," said the man.
Chief drank all the water and sit it down.
"Better," sighed the chief.
Back with Toon Link
"Something bad just happened," said Toon Link as he balled his hands into a fist.
Wills journal
Well, we completed all of the jobs and managed to stay alive... poor Luigi that blew up the hotdog stand, the hamburger stand, and the soda stand. Oh well, and note to self: hire new therapist.
That's it, a lot of line breaks I know. Please reveiw, no flames.