A/N: Chapter 3 has arrived. YAY!
Disclaimer: I just don't exist anymore.
This Could Get Interesting
Chapter 3: So We Have To?
"So…I have to make out with him?" asked Holly.
There is no going back now, I cackle.
"Fine."
I'll even be nice enough to give you guys some privacy, I say, as I conjure a black curtain around Holly and Artemis.
"Gee…thanks," says Holly sarcastically.
24 minutes, 38 seconds, and 17 nanoseconds later
Good Lord! Aren't you two done yet?! I shout.
"Urm…no," comes from inside the curtain.
Foaly taps his hoof impatiently. For the twenty-second time that minute.
Another 16 minutes, 57 seconds, and 34 nanoseconds later
Alright, I need an actual story here! I yell, annoyed. I rip the curtain away. Holly falls over backwards and Artemis lands on top of her.
"Dang…strong curtain," says Foaly appreciatively.
Dang…awkward position, I smirk, looking down at Holly and Artemis.
"Umm…really, we can explain…" begins Artemis.
"Yeah, but we'd rather you just put the curtain back up," says Holly.
"Yeah, pretty much," says Artemis.
Okie dokie! I say, and conjure the curtain back.
"This is gonna take a verrry long time…" says Foaly, leaning back and grabbing a random beer mug out of nowhere. "So in the mean time...LET'S GET DRUNK!!"
Next chappie: The scene behind the curtain is revealed, and we get to experience a drunken Foaly…aren't you all excited?!?!
Sorry about the short chappie…I promise the next one will be loads better. Review, please! And oh yes, I have pushed the rating up to teen…sorry, 8 year olds. LOL.
The Insane Lugian