Harry Potter and the crap story that really still doesn't make sense

Chapter three "AVADA KADABRA"

Three days after the magic pipe incident: "Da da da da da", Harry hummed to himself as he walked down a random hall in the huge castle.

"Freeze Potter", Snape jumped out of a janitor's closet and held out his wand at Harry's face.

"What do you want Snape?"

"I want the pipe back"

"WHY, I LIKE IT AND I WANT TO KEEP IT", Harry yelled.

"No it's mine and I want it back", Snape whacked Harry over the head with his wand.

"Espelliamos", Harry shot a beam of magic at Snape who ducked and shot a beam out of his wand.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Harry yelled as he fell to the ground.

"I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget", Snape kicked Harry in the stomach and he fell unconscious.

Harry then woke up in a white room and on both walls was a sign of a yellow M.

"Hello Potter I'm RONALD Mc DONALD and I'm going to Mckill you", Ronald woke Harry up.

"What, where am I."

"McDonalds, an American fast food restaurant", Snape said as he inhaled the potion of the pipe and went back to happy town.

"I challenge you, Harry Potter to a duel", Ronald said.

"Okay lets go", Harry pulled out a card from a duel disk that suddenly appeared, "YU-GI-OH!"

"Oh sorry I meant Magic Dueling"

"Oh sorry (awkward moment) Espelliamos", Harry attacked.

"AVADA KADABRA", Ronald shot a green beam of stuff at Harry.

"BAMMMMMMMMMMM!" the two beams collided.

AUTOR AND FRIEND: Friend: Yo dog why'd you make Avada Kadabra so big

Author: I don't know maybe you should ask the psycho lady J.K. ROWLING.

She reentered the conversation: Well I wanted to really emphasize the power of that spell

Friend: Yeah I understand perfectly (stares at Bosoms).

Author: Hey stop it right now or else.

Friend: Or what (continues to stare)?

Author: Fine you asked for it, AVADA KADABRA!

Friend: Oh crap (friend ducks)

J.K.: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhh (green killing beam of death hits and kills her).

Author: Oh God! I killed J.K. ROWLING before she could finish the last book

Friend: Well your in trouble already, look outside.

Author looks outside window to see millions of Harry Potter fans waiting to get J.K. Rowling's autograph.

Author; I guess there is nothing else to do but finish the story.

Well somehow Harry shot the attack back and killed RONALD McDONALD and Snape broke out of the imperious spell and took Harry back to Hogwarts while smoking the pipe.

To be continued... tune in next time for chapter four, Thanksgiving with Snape.