Authors Note: Contains a flashback that I don't think is quite right, feedback on that part especially please!
After a few moments of complete awkwardness, where no one really had anything to say but plenty of staring to do. Ginny hugged Ron and asked the ever looming question that I knew would arrive sooner or later, I was hoping it would be later, at least in a few days or so.
"When are you going to tell mum and dad?" "Next millennia" Ron muttered under his breath. "I was going to tell mum about me and Ollie at Sunday dinner, you can tell them then if you want to?" "Thanks Percy." I tell him, he's a different person since the attack on the ministry two years ago. I think it threw him into the real world and out of the idealised one he had made for himself. Plus he has to have something, I know for a fact Oliver Wood was damn picky whom he is friends with. "Oh, come on guy's its not like it'll make a big change anyway, Harry's family!" Ginny stated crossing her arms and looking pointedly at the others who still seemed a little wary of us. "It's not like they're going to become all camp. Are you?" Ron began to giggle, remembering the little incident with Malfoy in sixth year just after we had gotten together.
"Hey Pothead!" Malfoy shouted over the courtyard, he was looking particularly smug with his cronies Crabbe and Goyle flanking him. Hermione looked up from her book and muttered an indignant "Honestly," at Malfoy's disturbance of the peace and quiet, she was taking her prefect duties very seriously but she had no jurisdiction over Malfoy, he had to do something wrong.
"Hello Malfoy, isn't it a wonderful day?" Harry asked looking the complete picture of innocence, he had learnt the best way to get a dig at Malfoy was to be as nice as possible, he couldn't handle it. "Absolutely fabulous Harry, not a cloud in the sky." Ron added, "Yes quite Potter, a wonderful day for new news as well don't you think?" "Hermione?" Both Ron and Harry asked turning to their best friend, Hermione was the gryffindors information kiosk and as such she knew almost every interesting titbit in and about the school. "Sorry, maybe he's bought a clue?" It was Harry's turn to look smug and put his hand to his chin making a 'stroking beard' motion, "But what pray tell would this clue be?" causing Ron to guffaw, "Shut your mouth Pothead! Yours too Weasel." "Well come on! Tell us what you know!" Ron did an impression of Lavender Brown when she was particularly excited, by bouncing on his seat with puppy dog eyes. "You two are a pair of queens." Ron cocked his head to the side and asked "Queens? I didn't know we were royalty!" "Ron darling! Shut up, he means we're gay." "Poofs." Crabbe stated, "Homosexual" Hermione retorted, "Fags." Goyle said disgusted, "Queer." Draco also added.
"Oh." Ron paused for a moment, "That clue… wait, Harry's gay??" Harry patted Ron's arm, sighing a sigh of someone who had had to live with the terminal bewildered everyday, "Yes Ron, don't you remember last year? When we both agreed with Hermione that Draco here" He inserted a purr for effect, "is sexy. I said I wouldn't mind, you told me you'd shag the bugger." Ron took on an expression of complete amazement, "I did?" "You…you…you WHAT??" Draco had an "adorable" pink blush on his cheeks and the outrage was obvious.
Harry stood and calmly walked over to Malfoy, "Come now Draco, all this … malice towards each other, we both know its just sexual attraction." He lifted one solitary finger and ran it up and down Malfoy's chest, looking down to follow his finger then up again at Malfoy who was frozen stiff, he leaned up and stage whispered, "You know you want to shag me really and you'd like it if Ron was there too, that's why your horrible to us all the time, you just can't accept that we turn you on." Harry leant back on his heels winked at Malfoy just for effect and sauntered back to Ron. Who held out his hand and then interlaced their fingers. "Harry Baby, don't flirt with him you know it makes me jealous." Ron growled but it soon turned into a purr when Harry reached up and played with his hair, suddenly Harry was leant back in Ron's arms and was being play snogged, they looked into each others eyes but couldn't hold it for long as they were both trying to hold out from laughing.
They broke apart when they heard footsteps behind them, looking around they saw they had gathered a bit of a scene, as much of a scene that could have been since there was almost no-one at Hogwarts during the Easter break.
Ron kept his arms around Harry but looked over at Malfoy. Who was still standing there, mouth open, his face was flushed a rather disconcerting pale purple colour. Harry couldn't contain his laughter anymore when he noticed both Crabbe and Goyle had moved away from Malfoy. He poked Ron and signalled with his eyes to look at Crabbe and Goyle; Ron winked at them and smiled. They both paled and stepped further back
Harry and Ron both dissolved into laughter, most of the group surrounding them also began to break into laughter. Hermione came over and kissed both of them on the cheek blushing slightly, she threw her arms around their waists and they walked off leaving Malfoy standing there staring at the place they were just standing in. Crabbe and Goyle had run away somewhere and Harry doubted that they would be seen around Malfoy for a few Days until he had proved that he wasn't "that way."
"Not unless its birthday's or Christmas Ginny." I told her grinning, while Ron burst into laughter beside me.