Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters. Or the Laguna Beach cast...
Author's Note: Well, I read a flame that I received on one of my stories saying that it sucked...so, if you don't like this story, then I shouldn't be suprised...I am new here, after all...
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Alex- oh, that's, like, Leon. He, like, always goes around telling people his, like, name is Squall...
Stephen-like, does it look like I care! He attacked me...
Alex-Dumbass! You had a keyblade! You could have, like, fought back!
Stephen- Hey! Go easy on me! I have to finish school, deal with Kristin and Lauren, and I have to go on this journey.
Alex- It's time to, like, tell you why you are, like, here.
Stephen- fine...(mutters cuss words)
Alex- okay, so these worlds are connected, and then like, you use the keyblade thingy to like, lock the doors of the worlds...i think
Stephen- you think?
Alex-ok! I admit it! I was, like, too busy flirting with Jason to practice my script!
Stephen- damn, girl! Did ya know Jason is my nobody!
Alex- Really! Then that means that we won't be able to go on more secret dates!
Stephen- Oh yeah, and Jessica is Kristin's nobody!
Alex- Ugh. I, like, hate them both! Ya know, I think Kristin should, like, die! It's a good thing you are, like, cheating on her with LC!
Stephen- shut up, Alex! Her heart is inside me!
Alex- like, I don't care. Anyways, those heartless track you down cuz, like, you hold the keyblade.
Stephen- so what can I do for them to stop chasing me?
Alex- well, like, you can always, like, give it to Leon
Leon- that's right! You'd better give it to us!
Alex- Leon, shut up, dammit! No wonder Rinoa, like, dumped you...
Leon- RINOA!
Alex- well, you have to battle a bunch of freaks who want Kingdom Hearts, and open the door to darkness...and that's like, it...
Stephen- easy! well, like, where do I go now?
Alex- well, there is supposed to be, like, a heartless attack soon...
Stephen- ok, I'll just wait...
(crickets chirping...clock ticking...)
Stephen- sooooooooooo...
Alex- sooooooooooooo...
Stephen- you gonna confront Jessica?
Alex- maybe, yeah...I dunno...I hate her so much...
(silence)
Taylor- Alex! The heartless are attacking!
Alex- It's about, like, time! Well, now you and Squall have to fight the heartless...
Leon wakes up
Leon- say what?
Alex- well, you two have to, like, fight the heartless
Leon- fine, then! You were disturbing my wet dream...
Alex- 0-0
Leon-...
Alex- 0-0
Leon-...forget I said that...
Stephen- c'mon! Let's go fight the heartless!(turns to Leon) And may your dreams be wetless!
Leon- shut up! c'mon, already, shrimp!
Stephen- okay!
The two go outside to fight some heartless...actually, with the way Stephen was fighting, Leon had to battle the monsters for him...
Stephen- Man, these guys are easy! I'm not even tired!
Leon- That's because you weren't even fighting...
Stephen- whatever...hey! A walking duck!
Leon- huh?
Stephen- and there's a dog there!
Leon- i think that's donald and goofy you are talking about.
Stephen- yum...that duck looks pretty good...
Leon- WTF?
Stephen- so (drool) plump...yummy...(drool)
Leon- STEPHEN, SNAP OUT OF IT! THEY ARE GONNA HELP YOU FIND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS!SO STOP WITH THE DROOLING!
Donald- THE KEYBLADE!
Stephen- What the hell do you want!
Goofy- Gawrsh, we need to return the keyblade to King Mickey!
Donald- Come here, short ass! You're coming with us!
Leon- Hey, ya wanna find Talan? Go with them...
Stephen- fine, then. I will!
Goofy- My name is Goofy. My real name was Arthur Lancelot the Third, but people couldn't stop laughing at my ugly face so they called me Goofy.
Donald- Donald Duck. No, I'm not a goose, not a chicken, NOT a turkey! I'm a duck!
Stephen- I'm Stephen Colletti! Guess what? There's a heart inside me!
Goofy- WOW!
Donald- Yeah, that's great...now hurry up! We gotta go to the King!
A Bunch of Heartless attack...after Goofy and Donald fought them, a BIG heartless made of metal attacks...
Donald- ATTACK!
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Author's Note: Don't worry, for those of you who liked this story I will update it! While in the process of making this chapter, I felt like it wasn't funny, so I'm sorry if you didn't find it amusing...I guess I was in a non-hyper condition...but I might just get back to my humorous self soon! TTFN!