Naruto: Rise of the Pimp

Naruto: Rise of the Pimp

Tree City Chronicles

Konoha, a powerful village, the perfect place for new beginnings, place to enjoy a relatively peaceful live, but for an ambitious young man, Konoha represented the roots of the powerful tree that his empire would one day become.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Grand Theft Auto, In case I owned any of them, Naruto would have never worn an orange jumpsuit, I love orange, but a jumpsuit, for a ninja, I'm afraid not.

Here it's the third chapter of our adventure.

Special Thanks to all my reviewers, and Challenger, you will see that I keep my word.

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A tall young man stood at the end of the alley. His long black hair was well-trimmed; he had it in a neat pony tail that reached his shoulders. He was wearing blue camouflage pants; he had several pockets in them. A black jacket covered his upper body, it had the Uchiha symbol carved in the heart, and there was probably a bigger fan covering the back. The head of the police had the right to wear his family emblem if he or she possessed one. A pair of twin swords was strapped to his back; one had a white hilt, while the other blade's hilt was crimson. His figure stood 5'10" tall, he was muscular, but nothing compared to his blond adversary. In general, if it weren't for his feminine looking face, he could have stricken fear in his opponent.

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The pair standing behind Sasuke was nothing impressive. They were a man with short brown hair, and a woman with long white hair, although the woman had white hair, she was no older than thirty. The couple of officers wore the standard uniform, which consisted of blue pants and a blue jacket with the leaf symbol on the back.

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The leader of the group narrowed his eyes and started speaking, "Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, Nara Shikamaru, Jiraiya of the Sannin, what and odd place to have a meeting don't you think? It makes me think that you all are up to something."

Naruto smirked and then replied, "I am always up to something."

Sasuke didn't like even one bit that Naruto was being a smart ass, it made him look weak in front of his subordinates, so he decided to save some face, "Uzumaki, I demand to know your purpose for being here at such a suspicious time."

Naruto laughed at this, "And since when do I take orders from captain emo and the gay patrol?"

Sasuke immediately shouted back, "I AM the Head-Commander!"

Naruto laughed even harder, "Sorry, commander emo, but I think captain sound better, and it rhymes."

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Sasuke was pissed, no, he was furious, Naruto had just openly insulted him, and not only that, he had used his own reply against him as well. "Fuck You Naruto! Fuck You!" "Uzumaki-san, disrespect to the authority will get you arrested, and your lack of cooperation is not helping either."

Naruto thought carefully, "Even though I hate this bitch, and even though he has a point, if I back down now, I will look like a wimpy bitch, and I can't let that happen, not now." "Well Uchiha-san… Sasuke smirked at this. "I am sorry for my impoliteness, but I believe it is none of your business why I or my friends are here."

Sasuke got even angrier, "The fucking dobe just insulted me politely!" Naruto, if you don't cooperate… I'll subdue you by force!"

Sasuke was showing his emotions by this point, Naruto couldn't have been any happier, "I'll like to see you try bitch." He then stomped the ground and a wooden pole the size of Naruto appeared, with a click the front half of the pole fell off revealing a four foot long baseball bat with a ring of spikes around the tip. Naruto set the bat around his shoulders and said, "I'm waiting."

Sasuke was unsure of what to do next, so he decided to buy himself some time, "I see that the rumors are true, you are able to use the Mokuton, very intriguing since you're not related to the Shodaime's clan."

Naruto was getting tired of this shit, "Aren't you nosy, how I posses this power is none of your fucking business, so I suggest that you leave now before I shove this bat up your ass as Orochimaru used to do."

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Sasuke had had enough, Naruto had just openly insulted him, threatened him, and above everything else, he had suggested that he was gay, but not only that, he had suggested, no, he had openly proclaimed that he had something to do with that snake freak! Sasuke was going to show the dobe why he was the head of the police corps. Sasuke was in for a pain full surprise. Sasuke reached for his swords, as soon as his subordinates saw this, they took out their kunai, they were about to charge when a voice stopped them.

"You two stay out of this, this is between two men who have something to settle." This was said by Jiraiya with a stern voice.

However, they ignored him and started walking forward, but they suddenly stopped, when they tried to move they found themselves unable to continue, as they looked down they saw the figure of a long shadow attached to them. Just as the two noticed this, a shadow hand started to crawl up their bodies until it reached their necks.

Squeezing lightly Shikamaru said, "I believe he was very clear."

The pair looked in disbelief at the man that held their lives in his disposal. They were trapped.

Another voice then spoke up, "Now that this is clear, I hope that when you are released you won't try anything, otherwise, we will be forced to interfere as well." This was said by the commanding voice of the former Anbu Captain, Hatake Kakashi.

As soon as Shikamaru released them, they took a few steps back. They didn't want to let their leader fight by himself, but angering a genius like Shikamaru, and angering legends like Kakashi and Jiraiya was just plain out suicidal. Although weary, they retreated; they had confidence in their leader, so they decided to step back.

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Sasuke saw his subordinates stepping back and he knew that he was on his own. Not that he minded though, he was more that enough to take care of Naruto; in fact, he didn't believe that Naruto deserved the rank of Jounin.

Upon seeing Sasuke reaching for his swords, Naruto smiled inwardly, "So you're looking for a beating, huh? Naruto got ready as well, although he didn't want to show too many of his abilities, he didn't need something flashy to beat the teme, he just needed something effective.

Sasuke launched himself at Naruto, when he reached Naruto he did a downward slash making a huge gash across Naruto's chest, what he never expected was to see Naruto disappear in a poof of smoke. "What?! I never saw him to the hand-signs, or replace himself with the clone!"

That was all he had time to think before getting smacked with the middle of the baseball bat right in the face. Sasuke cursed inwardly, "Fuck! That really hurt, and he was intentionally holding back! He could have gotten me with the spikes!"

Naruto looked at his handy work, he had a deep frown, "I must be getting sloppy, and I actually aimed at your big mouth." "Bullshit, I never miss, but let's see if this pisses him off."

Sasuke had stopped the bleeding of his nose and was analyzing Naruto, "I better take this up a notch."

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Sasuke's Sharingan flared to life, revealing his red eyes with three tomoes in each eye.

"Let's go Sasuke; I have better things to do than to toy with you."

Sasuke charged at Naruto, only to see Naruto to disappear in a blur, "What? Where is he?"

Naruto reappeared next to Sasuke and brutally rammed the flat end of the bat in Sasuke's temple.

Sasuke's world started to go black, but not before hearing Naruto say, "Sasuke, we stand on different levels, when it comes to us, I AM the Alpha Dog." Sasuke fell to the ground face first.

"Hey you two take your leader somewhere and fix his nose before it stays crooked."

Both looked at Naruto with a mix of fear, awe, and anger.

"He beat Sasuke-Sama with two hits." Was the only thing going through their minds. As Naruto finished speaking, they looked at their fallen leader, with a blur they appeared next to Sasuke, and with another blur, they disappeared out of sight.

Naruto looked at his companions, "Sorry for the interruption, how about I treat you all to breakfast to make up for it?"

Jiraiya looked at Naruto, "Of course gaki, you made me stay up all night, that's the least you can do."

Kakashi then spoke, "Sure thing Naruto, I am a bit hungry now that you mention it.

Shikamaru eyed Naruto while thinking, "I am so dead, I never made it home, I might as well go all the way with this." Troublesome, let's just go."

Naruto smiled, "Well then, I know a great place where we can get a good meal, and continue our conversation."

They all headed out of the alley into the busy streets of Konoha. As they headed out a lonely figure watched them from a rooftop.

"Interesting, interesting indeed."

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Here it is my dear readers.

I will like all of you to vote as to who the mysterious man was, he could be Danzo, Akatsuki, or some one entirely new.

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