A/N: Took a little longer to update, I actually wanted to do yesterday, but I had to report an experiment about electrolysis on copper chloride. Yes people!! So I did it today^^ Enjoy:)

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. If I did, the second half of Death Note would be filled with Light and L struggling with Mikami and Takada's jealousy for L, and Mello using the Mafia to prove L he should be his successor, and Near's poor broken heart when he finds out Mello and Matt are together. Then, Sayu appears and she and Near fall in love and he saves her from Mello, who kidnapped her in the name of the Mafia to show L he could save her. Near and Sayu confess their love to each other, Mikami and Takada fall in love with each other too, and Matsu would first become the famous 'Misamisa's boyfriend', appear in gossip magazines and called 'HOT', until he makes the big mistake to walk outside next to Light and L, then he's called 'gay'. But still hotXD Everything worked out very fine…

Hey, a plot bunny…

3. Expression

'Uhh, how much sugar do we have left actually, Mum…?'

Everybody noticed, except from Sayu and Sachiko. Eyes twitch and hands get pressed together nervously, buttons are getting undone and closed again, and everyone who knows stares from the almost empty black sugar cup to the young man slowly sipping on his cup of tea that's almost viscous from all the sugar in it.

'Oh, I think this is the last we have. Shall I go to the store? I have to get some more food now that everybody seems to stay here...'

'Phew...I'm glad...'

'Why is that, Matsuda?'

'Well, you can be scary if you don't eat enough sugar.'

'For everybody, Mum? Including breakfast? That will be a lot of food. Mum isn't capable enough to bring it home all alone. Dad, Watari and everyone, will you help her? Ryuzaki and I will start preparing beds for everyone.'

'Me, not capable enough...?'

Sayu jumps up in delight.

'Yaaay, Misa, go with me and Mum! I want to show you the cosmetics store!'

'Matsuda, you can stay here and help Light and Ryuzaki.'

'Matsuda, don't listen to Mister Yagami, he can't think clear right now. Go with Misa.'

'...!'

'Oookay!!'

'Any wishes, Light, or my Ryuzakiii?'

Sachiko...drools.

'Oh, no, it's okay, Mum-'

'If you could bring some sweets, that would be nice. Watari has my credit card.'

'Uhh...okay...'

'Thank you.'

'Bye!'

Light pushes everyone out and closes the door. L looks around.

'Finally, they're gone. What are we going to do now?'

'Haha, what do you think? Let's go upstairs!'

L blushes when Light lifts him up in bride style and carries him upstairs, to Light's room.

As soon as they're in there again, Light drops L on his bed, closes the door, sits down on the bed too and leans his head over L.

'Haha, were you planning something, Light…?'

Light smiles and leans down further to press a soft kiss on L's lips, and lowers it to the soft skin behind L's ear.

'Yeah, nice…'

Light blows against the patch of skin and licks it, and feels L relax some more and lean his head back.

He teases the rim of L's shirt.

'So, that's why you sent everyone out to the shop, isn't it?'

He lets his hands slip under it, and slowly strokes the slight but hard muscles under L's skin. He presses his own body against L's and moves slowly.

Nice. He could do this all day long if he had the chance-

BONK.

Someone opened the front door and is now walking upstairs, to Light's room-

BANG.

The whole room thrills. L and Light sit up.

'ALLRIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!'

Of course it's Soichiro, and a few seconds later Matsu.

'Hehe, it's no fun with those women!! They just talk about cosmetics and all and Watari says nothing! I came here to help you two!!'

'You didn't have to do that, Matsuda...'

'Hey, where are the other beds? I thought you would prepare them!! And why does your bed look like someone's been making out here…? Light, why are you sitting half on top of Ryuzaki…? Ohh!! I know!! You two have been making out!!'

'Wow. Matsuda, I have to say, that's one of the greatest deductions I ever heard.'

'Really?! Yay!!'

'You two have been...?!'

'Come on, what did you expect?! We did nothing 'wrong' the last three hours! And no one can see us here! What's your problem, Dad? I never made a problem about you and Mum if you were doing it on such a high volume that even the neighbors could hear it.'

'You heard...?'

'Yuck. I'm glad Mrs. Yagami lives here and not in our headquarters.'

'Nooo, that's no problem! Let her and Sayu come and live there!'

'Matsuda, you are such a voyeur.'

'No, I'm not!!'

'If you like to spy on other people doing it, does that make you a voyeur, Matsuda.'

'I'm not...!!'

'Whatever. Everyone knows it, let's not make such a big problem of it. So, if you two want to help, do that. After we finished, we want some time for us together.'

'NO!! And guess what, I have a splendid idea to make sure nothing happens!!'

Soichiro grabs something out of his pocket. Handcuffs. Two pairs of it. He chains Matsuda to L's free wrist and after that, he chains himself to his own son.

'Ohh, great! I've been so jealous at Light being handcuffed together with Ryuzaki...Now I am too!! Helloooo, Ryuzakiiiii!'

'Matsuda, shut the fuck up.'

'Now, it's the four of us together. If you dare to do anything, we'll separate you by pulling at these things.'

'But I don't want to be handcuffed together with Matsuda...'

'And I don't want to be with you, Dad...'

Soichiro sighs when he sees the pouts on the two boy-like faces in front of him. If he could, he'd hide them all day long by using big paper bags with holes in them for their eyes. And the holes would be covered with gauze.

'Well, you better live with it!! It may be dangerous to sleep like this, we might suffocate with these chains, so I'll release you two then. But Matsuda will sleep in your room, and I don't want to hear, see, taste, smell or feel anything about you two!!'

'How does he have to taste us...I don't want him to-?'

'IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!!'

'It didn't sound like that...'

Light leans over to L to whisper in his ear loud enough to have Soichiro hearing it too.

'It doesn't look too difficult to annoy Dad so much that he will release us...'

'Yeah, and then I'm gonna make you sweat...'

'Oh no, it will be you lying on your back again, I'll be the one to rip off your clothes and lick your body, and-'

'I SAID I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING!! I HEARD YOU TWO LOUD AND CLEAR!!'

'Oh, that wasn't meant like that, dad.'

'We appear to be a little loud every now and then.'

'LET IT GO!! I CAN'T STAND THIS ANY LONGER!! MATSUDA, STAY WITH THEM!!!'

Soichiro removes the chain that attaches him to Light , throws it on the floor and runs downstairs.

'Oookay!! Haha...'

Now poor L is handcuffed together with both Light and a drooling Matsuda.

'Heh heh, Light, I feel like there's someone "between us"... Heh heh, do you get it?'

'Stop with the bad jokes already, Matsuda.'

'Hey, I have an idea...'

This time it's L whispering in Light's ear. Poor Matsuda can only wonder what those weird stares at the closet can possibly mean.

'Let's do that.'

And with a loud 'BANG', the two close the closet door they just jumped in, leaving Matsuda alone in the corridor.

'Hey, that's not fair!! Mister Yagami, they locked themselves up in a closet!!'

'COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, YOU TWO!!'

'We already did a while ago, didn't we..?'

'Dad is so angry, everything he says is so loud.'

'It's just stress, because he obviously hides something and because he got used to be working on the Kira-case all day long and now he doesn't so he needs something to detective on. But, I am the detective here. He's not. That's also stressful for him, because he's twice as old as the one he's working for at the moment...'

'You could have been his son, haha...' Light leans forward to kiss L again.

'I'm not his...Ah, Light...'

'You are mine...'

'...'

'Ready, Matsuda? Three, two, one- GO!!!'

The sound of two men running into the simple wooden closet door.

'Hey, what's this...?!'

'They are trying to break through the door?!'

Another loud 'BANG' almost splitting the door into two.

'STOP THAT!! DAD, DO YOU WANT THE DOOR TO BREAK OR SOMETHING?!'

'He's seriously destroying his own house? He must be véééry angry...'

The door suddenly breaks out of its lock and gets pulled open. Soichiro is standing in the doorway with a face as red as a tomato, the infamous vein strangely pulsating on his temple, and Matsuda standing behind him with a curious look on his face.

'AND NOW STOP, YOU TWO!!'

'We already stopped. But now you two have to repair this door, since you two destroyed it. We're not going to help, we'll do the beds.'

'B-but...'

'Good idea. Let's do that.'

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'Misa in Sayu's room, and Watari in Mum and Dad's room?'

'And Matsuda? I want to sleep with you alone, Light...'

'He can join Misa and Sayu. None of them will disagree.'

'I DO!!'

'But Dad, like this everyone else will be happy! Imagine how sad and loveless Matsuda will be if he has to sleep in a room with me and Ryuzaki…'

That pout on Light's face. Light never pouted before he knew L.

'That may be, but I want Matsuda to make sure that nothing happens-'

'-And now I'd really like to hear your problem, Mister Yagami. Light is 18, he should be allowed to make decisions like this himself. Make it yourself easy, let us do what we want and enjoy your Watari-roomservice together with Mrs. Yagami, who also wants to be taken after she's been alone for a long time. You only make it hard for yourself. If there's a problem, I'd like to hear it right now.'

There's no trace of any pout on L's face left now. Only a very intense look at the man in front of him.

'W-why?! This is MY decision!! I don't want my son to do things with you!!'

'I get it. Since you know the both of us, you can imagine everything and that's too hard for you. Go in Watari-therapy, he can make you get used to the idea. And if I may be the problem, find someone else who wants to make Light happy. That won't be too hard, I guess, but-'

'Stop! For the last time, you are not the problem!! I just can't stand the idea!!'

'But Dad...'

'...Light?!'

Shit. Now he's pouting and his eyes are wet, too.

'Dad, why don't you just let us? What is your problem? We never do anything when you are around, we never show it to the world outside, and I'll never meet anyone like Ryuzaki again...'

L wraps his arms around Light and throws an accusatory look at poor Soichiro.

'... See, Mister Yagami? You can't play with our feelings like this. The same goes for me. I never met anyone like Light, and I'll never do that again. Do you want to destroy our lives? We don't keep you from making love with your lover...'

For a second, Soichiro is speechless. Why?! Why does Soichiro's only son have to be so incredibly good at pouting and crying?! And his stupid boyfriend too. Why?!

Another second later, he hears familiar voices outside, getting louder and louder. Suddenly, the front door opens.

'HELLOOOOO!!! LIIIIIGHT!! RYUZAKIII!!!'

'We are back!! With three strawberry cakes, muffins, caramel tea and more!!'

Feet steps are coming upstairs, and Sachiko appears. First she looks happy, but suddenly, her face turns shocked, like the other faces appearing behind her.

'Huh? What is going on here...?'

Light sniffs and wipes his eyes. 'Dad's making problems.'

'What happened to the closet door?!'

'Soichiro!! Explain!!'

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A/N: Haha, we still don't know Soichiro's secret! What will happen now Matsu and L are handcuffed together too? Will Light and L finally find a way to get some time for themselves? Will it be over with the marriage between Soichiro and Sachiko? Heh heh…For That I'll Have To Update!!8D Review:P