Season 1 Mosstail's ToD

Episode 3 Dareclan Lives!

A/N: More Dares! I have enough now for a full-length episode, Thanks to Fyreheart123 and SassMonster! I present you with Fireheart and Mistystar plushies, respectively. Oh, and to each a piece of cyberpie!

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors. Just to be clear…

*Mosstail's POV*

Third episode. It's time. "Hey, Jaywing, dare ball buzzed yet?" I asked. "Not yet. Wait, did you even turn it on?" "Umm…" "I figured. I was just joking. I turned it on this morning," He added. "Badger Crap, Jaywing! Stop doing that!" I growled. I swear, if he does that again… "Oh, the ball! I got it!" He chimed in. He grabbed it, but I plucked it from his paws, and threw it in the air. "Fox dung, Mosstail!" "I'm the host, remember?"

Hey, this is Rainwillow (or Sassmonster, whichever you prefer) with dares!
Blackstar: Hug Firestar and tell him he is the best leader ever.
Leafpool: Tell Crowfeather he's a piece of Badger Crap for leaving you and that he can go rot in Windclan. Make sure you mention that you've moved on and that any second thoughts for him are as old as Ancient Skyclan! Yah! Take that Crowpoop!
Lionblaze: Tell Cinderheart you love her in front of everybody and that she should be your mate.
Tigerstar: Dance to Single Ladies in a big pink dress.
Mistystar: (You're one of my favorite cats!) Eat a live frog.

Thanks!

~Rainwillow

Jaywing caught the ball as it came down, shut it, and put it away. "Wait, isn't our third host named Rainwillow? She applied and we accepted her because of her love for coffee, right?" He questioned. "Yeah, and we agreed to poof her here in time for all the dares. It's sunhigh and time for the Darestack." So we ran and jumped onto the Darestack, poofed everyone there, and started.

"Cats of the Clans, it is time for the official dares of the day, and the appointing of a new host." I poofed Rainwillow here. "Rainwillow, do you promise to wreak havoc on the Warriors and the Clans?"

"I do."

"Then by my super powers, I make thee a host on Mosstail's Truth or Dare, and give thee a Cappuccino. Welcome, Rainwillow."

Every cat in the crowd shivered. She looked ragged. The best kind of host. Then, the dare ball buzzed unannounced and, since I set it on vibrate, shot Jaywing in the air. The result: Hilarious Havoc. He tore it out of his pocket and threw it in the air. This day just gets better and better.

Yo, this is Fyreheart123!

Mosstail, can you do several dares?
1) I dare Heathertail to kiss Crowfeather and confess her love for him while Breezepelt and Lionblaze stand there immobilized by chains and watching them.
2) I dare Sandstorm to take away Firestar's ice-cream and order him not to eat any ice-cream for the next year-and-three-moons.
3) I dare Firestar to face off the dogs, alone, and as a normal warrior – Fireheart.
4) I dare you, yes, you, to waste whatever you spend as money, is money, therefore is money, or whatever on ice-cream. And when you run out of money leader-nap Firestar and sell him on e-bay.
5) I dare Tigerstar to leader's-mate-nap Sandstorm while Firestar is on the same truck/car/boat/van/motorcycle/whatever vehicle as Tigerstar when he leader's-mate-nap Sandstorm.
6) I dare you to put Hawkfrost and Tigerstar into the 'room' where Frostpaw(A very talkative cat I made up myself) is in and she'll chatter away in that room for three whole hours and not stopping.
7) I dare Jaywing to fight Lionblaze. With a gun or a flamethrower. Or a dagger. And Lionblaze has a little fruit knife and his claws.

Thanks!

~Fyreheart123

I guess it was a good thing I set it to host, or else everyone would have heard it. I looked at Rainwillow and Jaywing. Rainwillow looked extremely spastic from the 12 cups of coffee she had drunk already, and Jaywing was intrigued. "Alright, it's time for SassMonster's dares!" I shouted to the cats. "Blackstar, Firestar, Leafpool, Crowfeather, Lionblaze, Cinderheart, Tigerstar, and Mistystar, step onto the Darestack." They nervously obliged.

I told Blackstar his dare.

"No, no, no, NO! I refuse!"

"Do you want the angry badger instead?"

"…Uh, heh, no…"

"Then do it."

"Fine."

He walked up to Firestar and gave him a hug, then said, "I think you're the best leader ever, Firestar!" Firestar just stared and stared. "O-okay, Blackstar. Thanks, I guess…" He said nervously. They jumped back to their clan huddles. "Awkward…" Rainwillow murmured. I agreed completely.

"Alright, next dare!" Rainwillow said with suprising confidence.

She told the dare to Leafpool and Leafpool shouted, "YES! Finally! Crowfeather, get over here!" He nervously padded over to Leafpool. "Crowfeather, you're a piece of Badger Crap for leaving me! I have moved on now, and have no second thoughts about you. And any that I had are as old as Ancient Skyclan! Go rot in Windclan!" Crowfeather started pouting. "Well, fine! I only have one mate, and one kit!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

They went their separate ways. Rainwillow smiled. "That went well. Hey, why does Jaywing get a magic thing and I don't?" She asked me, fire growing in her eyes. Oh, no. She's out of coffee. We're in trouble.

"Rainwillow, calm down. Just calm down."

"Then give me something magic."

"…"

"Give me something magic."

"…Fine. How about a magic coffee cup? It has endless coffee."

Her eyes grew huge. "…Really? You can do that?"

I smiled, and pulled out a travel mug. Or rather, it looked like a travel mug.

"Thanks!" She drank it, and drank it, and drank it… It went on for about twenty minutes, and it was still full.

"All right, next dare!" Jaywing shouted.

"Lionblaze and Cinderheart, step forward." They padded up, almost confident. Almost.

Jaywing wrote the dare on a normal piece of paper and handed it to Lionblaze. He read it, and turned bright pink.

"Um, Cinderheart…"

"Yes Lionblaze?"

"I love you and want to be your mate." Lionblaze said it all at once.

"…Okay!" Cinderheart was delighted.

But Lionblaze was shocked. "Really?" Hope was in his eyes. "Sure! Why not?"

"That's great! Thanks SassMonster!" Lionblaze cheered.

"Okay…Next Dare!" I called to the cheering cats. Apparently, they approved of the pairing.

"Uh, Tigerstar, go to Dare Den #10 and dance to Single Ladies."

"Uh, Mosstail," Jaywing whispered. "There is no Dare Den #10."

"Exactly."

"Oh, I get it…"

Tigerstar disappeared from the crowd.

"Now, Mistystar, eat a live frog."

"Eww! Fine." She stuck it in her mouth, chewed and swallowed.

"Ugh. Nasty." She visibly shivered.

I poofed all the cats off the Darestack.

"Now for Fyreheart123's dares!" I poofed everyone off the Darestack, then brought up Heathertail and Crowfeather onto the Darestack freestanding, but Breezepelt and Lionblaze were hung on a wall in chains.

"Heathertail, kiss Crowfeather and proclaim your love for him."

"Okay. Crowfeather, my love for you is as big as Lionblaze's head."
"Hey!"

"Shut it! Now kiss him," Rainwillow shouted. Heathertail pecked him on the cheek. "NOOOOOOO!" Breezepelt screamed. "I don't care!" Lionblaze shouted over Breezepelt. "I have a mate!"

"Well, that failed. Epically. Anyway…" Rainwillow sighed.

"Sandstorm and Firestar! Come here, please!" I shouted.

Firestar walked up with Ice Cream smeared on his muzzle, and Sandstorm neatly groomed. "Sandstorm, you must take Firestar's Ice Cream Away for a year and three moons, and Firestar, you can't eat Ice Cream or I get to kill you twice." Jaywing said.

"Just kill me. I can't live without Ice Cream. I'd die anyway."

Jaywing shrugged. "Alright." He called to Fyreheart. "Hey, Fyreheart! You got anything that will take two lives from a leader?" Fyreheart is our weapons guru. She has everything. Every-Thing.

"Try the poison dart shrew!"

She tossed it to me. After she tossed me some rubber gloves.

"Firestar, eat this."

"Okay."

He ate it, gagged, spazed out, and then lay still. For two hours.

*Two Hours later*

"Is he okay?"

"Sandstorm, he'll live."

"That's reassuring, monotone medicine cat."

"The name's Rainfeather. Now shut it or I'll say he won't live."

"…"

"Look, he's waking up!" Jaywing said.

Firestar groaned. "Can I have some Ice Cream?"

"No." I answered promptly.

"Fine…" He fell back asleep.

Rainwillow stood up. "Well, we'll finish Fyreheart123's dares next episode. Until then, review, or else…"

A/N: Sorry Fyreheart123, but that was just too many dares! I'll finish next episode. Now there's a limit to the number of dares you can submit at a time. Only 5 dares per review. Longest Chapter Ever! Yay!