A Bad Mission
Chapter III -'Welcome'

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and you're stupid if you thought if one second I did. : )
Warning: This fic has both shounen-ai (and maybe some yaoi, I haven't decided yet) and cross-dressing. If those things offend you I suggest you not read it because if I get any mail complaining that I have guys kissing each other then I'm going to kick the sender's ass.

Pairings For This Chapter: none, sorry

"My new name's 'Ayako'," Sakura announced proudly, producing a smile on her face. "It means 'scholarly child'," she explained.

"But you already have a girl name," Naruto reasoned with an expressionless look on his face, "Why do you need another one?"

"I don't want anyone to think they know me, that's why. If someone's seen me before and knows my name it'll be easy to figure out it's really me, get it?" Sakura answered.

"No," Naruto admitted, shrugging his shoulders. "But I'll call you by that name anyway, just because you asked me to," Naruto said, flashing a big smile at her.

They were on the bus that was transporting them to their new school. They had been able to steal the seats in the very back and Sasuke had successfully scared any off that tried to sit next to them with his glares.

"It's dangerous to talk about it here," Sasuke whispered, "We can't talk about it again until we find a secured room."

"You're right, Katsumi," Sakura agreed, addressing Sasuke by his made up name. Since her teammates were both already dressed as girls Sakura didn't have much of a choice but to call them by the names Yuko had given them.

Sasuke had on a red leather mini skirt and knee high platform boots. The jacket he was wearing matched his skirt and reached down to the bottom of his rib cage. His shirt underneath it was a plain black t-shirt, tight against his skin. His hair had been combed and thrown outward a little, making him look very much like a pretty girl.

Naruto had on a light blue, conservative dress. It had long sleeves and a plain nonconstricting turtle neck that reached up to his chin. The dress reached to his white stiletto heels. His hair was combed has well, but it was styled more inward.

Sakura had died her hair brown for the occasion. She was wearing a jean skirt with a white shirt and plain shoes.

"What's this school called again?" Naruto asked. "It's like…Bolic or something, right?"

"It's the Baltic High School for Young Girls," Sakura answered. "How hard is it to remember?"

"I'm sorry, alright?" Naruto apologized, swinging his daggling legs back and forth, "It's Baltic. I've got it. I won't get it wrong again, I promise."

"So Na-Emiko and I are sharing a room," Sasuke announced in a whisper, "This makes Sakura our person in the most danger. She'll have to have a roommate and it could even possibly be the person we're supposed to be looking for."

"But isn't that a good thing?" Sakura asked, whispering at the same volume as Sasuke, "I'll get to spy on her up close then."

"No, that's not what we want," Sasuke insisted, looking sideways out the window, "We're just supposed to observe, remember? We can't get involved in her life at all, no matter what. If you're her roommate that would be a hard job to do."

"That's true," Sakura admitted, following Sasuke's gaze out the window and shrugging, "But that's just if I get her for a roommate, right? I mean, come on, those chances aren't very high."

"I know," Sasuke accepted, "I'm just telling you to be careful. Don't get too close to your roommate until we find out for sure who she is."

"Don't worry," Sakura laughed from the awkwardness of Sasuke's new, caring, personality. "I'll be careful. I'll be fine," she assured him.

"What's with you, Katsumi?" Naruto asked, trying out the name and liking it, "Since when are you this worried about things? Ayako can take care of herself, you know that."

Sasuke grunted as a reply. "This whole mission has put me on edge for some reason," he explained, turning to full face out the window. "Just forget it," he commanded, "Let's just focus on getting there for now."

"Whoa. Check this out Sas-Katsumi," Naruto said, his mouth hanging open as he admired his new surroundings.

They had just arrived at their new dorm room and it was a lot more than they expected. They had a living room, bathroom, and bedroom, just for the pair of them. The couch in the living room was leather and there were expensive decorations placed all over the place. It had wooden floors expect for the marble tile in the bathroom and high ceilings. Unfortunately it was lacking one thing.

"Where's the other bed?" Sasuke asked when he had gone in to inspect the bedroom. "This apartment was made for one person, not two."

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked, forcing himself to close his mouth and stop looking around.

"I mean exactly what I say," Sasuke insisted. "This dorm room was made for just one person. There's one desk, one chest of drawers, one bed…"

"Wait," Naruto commanded. "How are we supposed to both sleep when there's only one bed?" he asked.

"One of us will just have to sleep on the couch I guess," Sasuke shrugged, "It's not a big deal."

"Don't be stupid," Naruto berated him, "You can't sleep on that couch! It'll ruin the leather."

"Does it really matter?" Sasuke asked. "It's not our couch, therefore it's not our problem," Sasuke explained, sitting down on said couch.

"But what if they make us pay for the things we break or something" Naruto asked, sitting down on a leather chair.

"Don't be stupid," Sasuke ordered him, "This is a prestigious school. If they make us pay for things it would be like crying out that they were poor."

"Fine whatever," Naruto shrugged, tired of the subject. "I'm not going to be the one sleeping on the couch though," he declared.

"What's your problem with sleeping on a couch?" Sasuke asked. "Never mind, it doesn't matter. I'll go to the office and request another bed. In the meantime I can sleep on the couch."

"I'm surprised the great Uchiha would actually do something so lowly as to sleep on a couch," Naruto said sarcastically, getting up from the chair he had been sitting in, "Oh, when will the surprises cease?"

"Shut up, Naruto," Sasuke demanded, getting up as well, "You're the one who's too good for the couch, not me. I let you have the bed so stop complaining."

"Yeah, well…" Naruto began before a loud growl was heard, throwing the beginnings of a fight out the window. "I guess I'm hungry," Naruto explained, looking at his stomach.

"When are you not?" Sasuke asked, rolling his eyes. "Come on, let's go look for a kitchen," he continued before Naruto had time to try and start a fight.

"Do you think they'll have instant ramen there?" Naruto asked excitedly, running for the door and throwing it open.

"N-Emiko, this is a prestigious school," Sasuke started to explain, following Naruto out into the hall and softy closing the door behind him, "I doubt they have instant ramen as a choice for lunch."

"You really think so?" Naruto asked, slowing down and losing the bounce in his step. He actually looked quite sullen.

"But I bet we can ask for an off-campus pass and go buy some later," Sasuke finished when he saw Naruto's face. He didn't really want to deal with a sullen Naruto; a hyperactive one was enough to deal with. "But first we have to find where they put Ayako," Sasuke said, changing the subject.

"Who?" Naruto asked, not remembering whom he was talking about. Sakura his mind told him not even a second later. "Oh, right," he said, not waiting for Sasuke to give him an answer. "But we can do that after lunch, can't we?" he asked.

"Yes, Emiko," Sasuke sighed, following the once again bouncing Naruto, "You can fill your stomach first."

I was kind of disappointed at my lack of reviews on my last chapter. I think I only got two, versus the five the first chapter got me. Please please review! It'll make me extra happy,