Ch 3

Yay two chapters in two days! An preemptive apology for any redundancies! ENJOY!

Drakken and Shego were off stealing diamonds from an African diamond mine leaving Letta with the twins. "HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Oh how long has it been Shego, since we pulled off a heist like this!?" Drakken laughed. He looked over to his wife who was busy counting the diamonds. "Who knows and who cares Dr. D!" she whooped, "Let's turn over Fort Knox next,".

"Pace yourself, Shego. We'll rob some banks then go for the gold," he remarked as they escaped before the red-headed heroine had a chance to stop them. As they flew over the ocean, Shego took this time to talk, "You know that was a little too harsh what you did to Letta. At least I would of scared her without needing the evil of STD s. I mean blue waffle? Seriously not the most ideal thing to show someone when their entire body is blue,"

Drakken waved it off, "I know my methods were a bit more draconian than needed, but the point remains valid- she should not be having sex before marriage,". Shego rolled her eyes, "Yeah and we're the shining idols of post marital sex," she joked, Drakken grimaced, "Besides you know that kid is no fool," she added, "You think she's sleep with the Possible brat without protection? Plus I'm pretty sure your old college buddy would neuter his boy before he puts a bun or two in her,"

Drakken swerved the hover car a bit, "S-Shego, please don't say things like that while I'm driving!" he stammered. As soon as was able to get the hover car under control, he continued, "Well remember when I was telling you about that trip into the future? She had a daughter no older than about three, a Scarlett Possible,". "Really? Aww!" she gushed.

"...You have really changed since that ring made a home on your finger," he mumbled.

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Inside the Lipsky-Go lair, Sasha and Draco were having a 'mine' battle over a knitted bunny Nana Lipsky gave Sasha. "Let lo Draco! Bun bun's mine, Nana say so!," Sasha yelled. "Noooo! Bun bun mine!" Draco screamed. They kept at their tug of war, Letta interrupted, "Draco what happened to your bear, Bookoo?". Draco took one hand off the rabbit and made an explosion noise.

"Draco James Lipsky you give Sasha her bunny now!," Letta demanded. The toddler looked at her then smiled: His hand began to glow green and the toy burst into flames. Three things happened; Sasha screamed, the henchmen ran, and the lair was encased in a flurry of green plasma blasts.

Puddles ran into the safety of the villians' room. Letta ran to each fire extinguisher and put out the fires then dragged the enraged two-year old girl off her twin. "Dere can only be OOONEEEE!," the mad girl screamed at the now cowering blue boy, "Hey who let you watch Highlander?" Letta questioned. When she finally got Sasha's rage under control, the green girl started bawling her eyes out. Draco peeked over into the room looking at his sisters.

"Draco," Letta sighed,"Do you have anything to say to Sasha?". Draco nodded, he cautiously entered and stood next to the bed, "Sowwy, Sashe," he quivered, tears forming in his own eyes. Sasha looked at him and nodded, "Ok,"

"I'm so not ready for anything like this," she murmured. Draco crawled onto the bed and hugged Sasha, 'But things like this makes anyone think twice' she thought.

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The villianous duo stopped by the snow top lair, running in giddy as can be. "Whoo! We gotta do that again!," Shego laughed. Drakken came in behind her as happy as can be. "Of course we will! We haven't had that much fun since our honeymoon," he noted.

Shego just looked at him with a huge smile, "What?" he asked, she pointed down. "What? I really do not see the... oh" he said, face turning beet red. Shego sauntered over to him and trailed her gloved hands over his chest, "Well if you ask nicely, I'll help you with that," she breathed.

Needless to say, the clothes were quickly discarded

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Letta finally got the twins to sleep and was working on getting another scholarship for college when her computer crashed... it didn't help that she melted it in anger. She walked into her father's work room and used the computer. She was halfway through the last scholarship when a pop up for a video chat from the other lair appeared.

"I guess the 'rents are staying at the other lair this time," she groaned as she clicked ok. Letta's right eye twitched sporadically as she saw the two having sex in the other lair. She slammed her head on the keyboard getting the attention of her parents.

"Ah! Letta, sweetie um, h-how long were you there?" Shego stuttered. "I'm staying with the grandparents," she choked. "Uh, which parents?" Drakken asked. "I guess mom's parents in upperton, Nana is in Florida," she informed. "Uh, w-we'll talk about this later, um bye?" Shego said. Letta didn't raise her head but waved and turned off the computer.