Chapter 2

Two weeks later...

Bardock stood stiff in the landing bay. Celipa fussing around him. "I seriously do not like this." He muttered as Celipa finished locating a spot and shoved the gift in the armour. Bardock hissed a bit. Her hands were freezing! "Why don't you give it?" he hissed at Celipa who laughed.

"Who gave me that psychology crap a few weeks ago? I quote: 'Tora's gift way is excellent to make her accustomed to body contact. Especially on a male.' unquote." she sniggered as Bardock sighed.

"So I'm to be raided. Shish. I surly hope this will be put under a good parent, cause I hate it." Tora smirked. "You know, after the first time it isn't that bad. It's actually amusing, feeling those hands all over you. The bad side is that they could wander a bit too low. As in butt, groin."

"How nice." Bardock responded monotone, as with a nod Celipa jumped his back and stuffed something down again. "Silly question perhaps but why did I feel your icy hands again down my back?" Celipa hugged him from behind.

"Because I LUV YOU!!!" she chided gleefully. Winking at Tora. "Yeah, sure." shrugging her off he strolled towards the canteen. They followed closely behind sniggering. He appeared into the door frame as the first, but luckily for him the girls were in a heated discussion. Behind him Tora waved and pointed behind him at Bardock. Gleaming eyes homed in on Bardock who glanced back at Tora.

"Why...oh...oh no...nononononono...KUSO! CELIPA!!!!" Meanwhile Sula was stampeding at him. Dragging Feria behind her. before Bardock knew what was happening both Celipa and Tora stretched his armour in front and back. Holding him too as he wasn't really fighting they waited. Sula jumped in with a nice dive, into the back too as Feria debated the matter. Groaning Celipa picked her up and stuffed her, head down into the front. Letting go of the upper parts at once, slamming because of the elastic back at his torso.

Wide-eyed he stumbled into the canteen, winching and straining. Like in shock he stumbled on, as in the back of his armour, Sula like a pro pushed off against his back to stretch enough for some work space. In the front Feria was in shock. Bardock saw two limp white boots sticking out. Nearly the whole canteen was on the ground laughing. They already were used to one being in ones armour, but two? Bardock flopped on a bench and waited for the storm to pass. Peeved Sula popped her head out.

"Tousan? I can't find it!" Tora beamed.

"Perhaps because it's here instead." he sat down next to Bardock and stretched his armour. Soon it was inhabited. She yelped in glee holding a bracelet up.

"All nice and shiny! Thanks Tousan!! Feria I got a bracelet! And you?" But no reply came. Concerned Bardock stretched his suit to peek inside.

"Um...Celipa, I think that was a bad idea." he stated calm as he pulled her out by a boot. With unblinking eyes she glanced at him. Celipa turned red. "Oops...hehehe. Aw just stuff her inside again, but with her head outside. Perhaps your scent is just as overwhelming as Tora's.

Sula glanced up and nodded. "Hai, Tousan? Do you wash before coming here?" Grinning he pulled her out and started to tickle her senseless.

"Gotto pee!!!"

"Yeah right. Take that!" she screamed in glee. Meanwhile inside Bardocks suit Feria woke. Okay....she was against a body...tight! And it was a guy, and they liked to hit...no...she remembered the near fight she and Sula had been in about this. 'Men do not hid kids normally!' she had screamed frustrated. Whacking on her head. Biting her lip Feria ever so slightly moved. Had he noticed?

"No Feria, it's not there." Bardocks voice vibrated in his chest and against her back. It felt sort of nice, and he was nice and warm. Add to that the slow calming heart beat. Not here he said ne? She didn't want to be too much trouble, he could get mad just like that...She nearly smacked herself. He's not Napa! But it was still hard to get used to this. Sighing she nervously felt around a bit. Bardock chuckled a bit as she touched a tender spot.

She had stopped but he laughed? Hmm...feeling still nervous but more bold she stuck the point of her tung out in concentration. Glancing at the ceiling as her hands did their ways. He shook like a leaf straining to keep his laughter in check, who would have know he was this ticklish but it felt so weird!!!

"Feria...wait....I...." He grinned as her hand touched further. "WAIT!" She froze so he literary smacked his head. "It tickles! That's all!" He added. And slowly her hands moved again. Good. ACK! "Um...Feria...too low..." Getting impatient she grunted. This was getting her no where. Inhaling she positioned her self against his chest as Bardock frowned. Now what. Beside him Tora still was tickling a wailing Sula. Who now really complained about her failing bladder. In Bardock's armour Feria pulled her knees to her chin, before aiming her tows at the armour. Theoretically this should work. Pushing it with all her might it stretched so quick she yelped. Holding onto his stretch suit and the armour she peered at the floor.

"Help?" but Bardock was laughing to hard. Causing her grip to vanish rapidly. Falling flat on her face on his boots, the present hitting against her head before falling before her nose. Bardock didn't laugh too long after as the suit returned with a vengeance. Smacking him back, behind the bench. Tora wailed in glee hanging over Celipa who had a bad case of the hiccups. Sula returned confused from the bathroom. Tora filled her in, in bits and pieces. On the ground, Feria rose clutching her bracelet, glancing around.

"Where is Bardock-san?" All once again started to laugh. Groaning Bardock re-emerged and glanced soar at the others. Great the laughing stock. In a bold mood with her newest gift she peered up at the armour while Bardock seemed to repair his ego a bit. Gathering the remains anyway. Tora still in the laugh fit saw it coming and tried to warn Bardock but Bardock didn't want anything to do with him.

"PUT THIS ON PLEASE!" She yelled in his face. He blinked at the high pitched assault. This smart, first his chest and ego, now his ear. No wonder parents had more ki. It was proven.

"Ask? Before your bellow, I wasn't deaf?" Sweetly she glanced up. Presenting him the bracelet. How could one not calm down with those eyes...he shook his head glaring at Sula who smirked, HER PUPPY DOG LOOK? DAMN!

He put it on and winched in a chuckle as she wormed her way inside his armour again. From his waist up. She still felt weird with his body so near, but his heart beat, she was fond of it! -

An unnatural silence fell over the normally loud canteen as Zarbon entered with an alien, a Kuwi. The henchmen of Freeza glanced around through his sneaky eyes.

"My, my how not surprising. Distributing the stolen goods I presume?" the mood dropped quickly. He strolled to the cook. Ordering some food as he glanced through the room. Stopping at an unusual scene.

"Bardock -san? I'm not comfy..." He heard vaguely. Glancing in that direction his eyes settled on two deformed Saiyan males it seemed. One suddenly had a smaller head popping up before disappearing again.

"Tousan? He's creepy." Sula whispered. Tora patted her back through the armour. "Don't worry. Just stay put." "Bardock-san why is it so quiet?" curious she popped her head out and glanced at Zarbon. Who glared straight back. She gulped. Creepy person! Just like Napa! Curious Zarbon stalked towards them. A whimpering sound was emanating from Feria's throat. Bold Sula gathered her courage and peered back out. EEK closer! Both Tora and Bardock stiffened, to jump into action instantly should it be required. It was no secret Freeza's men had killed children when they annoyed them. Even Saiyan children. All Saiyan's with chibi jumped into a primal protecting instinct towards their young. Radditsu entered with a mate happily chatting as both froze by the strained atmosphere in the room. His eyes crossed his fathers. In a flash he heard his voice mentally.

/HERE NOW BEHIND ME./ The teenager didn't waist a moment as his friend darted towards his father. Even surprising himself with the speed Radditsu appeared behind Bardock.

"Aren't we jumpy?" Zarbon chided bemused. "You Saiyan's don't act so skittish without your young."

"That's because you killed some?" Bardock stated. Startled Feria moved down a bit more until only her eyes peered over the upper rim of the armour. Too curious once more Sula had left the protection of the armour and glanced from her Tousan's chest. Unwanted by Tora who moved away from Bardock and Zarbon. Celipa moved before them and took his seat. More and more Saiyan parents silently entered. The pressure nearing a climax. Nervousness reeked in the air by the very sensitive Saiyan's. Their enhanced noses picking it up from the other, immediately heightening their awareness as adreneline pumped around.

The cook in the back inched backwards into the kitchen, straight to his com terminal. Slamming the red alert button. It was a silent alarm. The call was answered by the security.

"Tension is building here, Zarbon AKA kid murderer, allot of parents with their kids...and he's taunting a couple right now..." the guard paled. "Patching you through to central command now." The modest cook blinked as suddenly the king appeared instead of central command. Bowing clumsy he blinked.

'What is it?" the king humped. He quickly described the tension. And Zarbon. "THAT IDIOT! Straight into the lions den and teasing him too. On my way with some elites. OUT." The screen turned black as the cook huddled into a corner, clutching a pan. -

"Your not wanted here Zarbon, go away!" Bardock warned again. Smelling Feria's terror of the guy. It only made him and the others edgier. He also smelled Radditsu's nervousness.

"I'm having too much fun. Such a friendly atmosphere here." Zarbon joked humourless. "Let me see the girl. Is it a girl? Had to see. Who knew you were a marsupial wannabe."

"I don't think so." Bardock hissed. Loading slowly. Others instinctively felt it, as the air changed around him. And joined his loading.

"Get her out or I'll blast your head off." Zarbon stated calm. Bardock shook his head. No way. Then felt her move down, too far down. She slid out before he stopped her. standing scared before Zarbon she glanced up.

"Don't hurt him, happy now?" she stammered nervous. Leaning against Bardock's knee. Zarbon took a few steps back.

"Come here child." Gulping she glanced at Bardock who glared straight at Zarbon. On Zarbon's fingers some ki started to dance. Sighing she complied slowly. Just as slowly as she walked Bardock rose, with him the entire room. All as one. Still Zarbon felt not intimidated. Although...there were quite allot of Saiyan here...

She stopped awaiting his next command or move. Her big eyes seemed to see it all in slow motion. Around them a circle of adult Saiyan's formed. Under which a few elites. Zarbon darted a hand towards her. flashes of Napa hitting her with the same speed made her recoil in fear.

"TOUSAN!!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs as she fell on the ground where she curled up in a foetus position. Hell broke lose. Attacks were launched in the cramped place. Ki flashed, fists connected as were feet. Yelping in fright she was picked up and handed down to Bardock by faceless persons. When he finally did hold her she never wanted to be let go. Crying like an infant. Like a mother hen Bardock stuffed her into his suit and glared daggers at the green hairs that sometimes swept up from the masses.

"STOP THIS AT ONCE!" but the king watched powerless as the alien was ripped to pieces in the frenzy. Zarbon lasted much better but the lack of work space wasn't that handy. The king crossed his arms pissed.

"A lynching action, perfect. Well, get them off him." around him 40 elites poured inside, daring to work into the mess and plucking frenzied Saiyan away from the surviving alien. They had to endure biting, growling, hissing and spitting before getting to Zarbon. He didn't look as flashy as he normally did. His cape ripped to shreds as was some of his clothing. His armour showing cracks all over. Panting Zarbon stroke a stray bunch of green hair back. What a nutcase's! In a new wave they tried to push past the straining elites.

Shoving Feria to his back Bardock homed in on the tousled alien. One good jump was all he needed. Waiting his time, as others thought the same and were kicked back he smirked. It was the time. Launching nearly against the ceiling he used his ki to blast down and knock Zarbon off his feet back into the canteen. Hitting him senseless Bardock continued as at his back Feria cried on. Alarming the Saiyan's near Bardock and putting them strength back into their frenzy. Zarbon nearly avoided being scalped and roared in anger. Trance forming into a might ugly sight. Stunned Bardock glanced at him, before smirking dark. His eyes red instead of black.

"Do you know what we do with frogs?" he hinted hissing. The king shook his head sadly. He alway had to fix things himself. Sighing he shoved some away.

"King coming through! Watch it! Coming though!" Zarbon started to throw Saiyan's off him. Looking for an escape route. Bardock managed to thwart that idea by slamming him down. He was jumped by a dozen Saiyan's, tearing, biting and pulling. Not to forget about the slamming. The king pushed past the angry parents who calmed as he entered. His calm aura seeming to calm the tension. They made room as the elites who had arrived with the king made more room. Finally he stood before Zarbon. A few about 4 still working Zarbon over. Being, Bardock's team and one other. As he recollected a female who's child had been killed by Zarbon. He tapped her shoulder, she shrugged him off hissing like a cat. Pointing at Celipa the woman and Tora they were dragged off. Now the biggest problem. An aura danced around Bardock as he still loaded. Radditz tried to get through to his Tousan.

'Tousan? The king you can stop now....Tousan? I'm sorry sire..." the king shrugged the excuse of the boy away.

"He isn't himself. It's a primal thing. BARDOCK!" Still nothing. "See he's not himself." meanwhile Bardock was pounding Zarbon still like a machine and quick too! The king yanked on Bardocks armour, letting go as soon as he heard louder crying NE??? OHHH wait a minute. Grabbing his neck instead as grabbing and pulling on the armour would probably cause the child to cry harder, the king tried to detatch Bardock from Zarbon. Only with the help of four elites they managed to pry him off. Breezing like a mad bull he glared at Zarbon, breathing hard. Saiyan...were NUTS! Zarbon kept repeating like a mantra as he tried to stay away.

"Bardock? I understand your anger, although I have absolutely no idea what happened..." The king started. But was interrupted by Bardock.

"He hit my KID!" Roaring he tried to break free. The king peered at the bruised and battered Zarbon as behind him Bardock formed an attack it seemed only...when he relieved it Celipa yelled in horror.

"NO BARDOCK NOT THAT!" smirking the man followed his won creation as the king turned. 'Let there be LIGHT!" the bast imploded, radiating the dangerous Oozaru light. The king gulped. Aw shit?

"KILL IT KILL THAT LIGHT!!!" he bellowed. Tora nodded with Celipa he blasted the light explosion as the elites shoved the other Saiyan's out. Bardock started to change but as soon as they managed to kill it he returned. The elites holding him sighed relieved as Bardock growled impatiently.

"I love scientists, just not now." The king muttered. 'Too close...and all because a misfit decided to taunt a scientist. A brilliant scientists, bit crazed but good. Be wary for that techniques again men. Might try it again."

Concentrating Bardock formed one already at the ceiling. Smirking he exploded it and again the look lid up. Peering in it fervently Bardock felt the transformation that just paused retuning exactly where he left off. Quickly his body changed as the elites yelled in fear. Fascinated the king glanced at the light, dragged away by an elite.

"No my king, we need you the normal way." "Huh? What? AH DANG! OH SHIT! BARDOCK!!! Did you HAVE to do that? SHIT! DRAG THAT ALIEN AWAY BEFORE HE STAMPS ON HIM!" and that was just the idea Bardock had.

"I'LL HAVE TO SCRAPE YOU OFF MY BOOT IN A MOMENT! ANYONE IN FOR SOME ZIPPY SAUCE!!!??"

"ME, I!!! GIMMY!!!" The childless mother bellowed. Bardock grinned.

"COMING UP MA'AM!" Pissed the king glared at her.

"Did you have to say that? Ah well he does have manners, Now get that body away from him!!" but his elites winched at the sight of the still growing feet.

Zarbon glanced up at the bottom of a Saiyan boot...definitely not good. With his last power he blasted through it and singed Bardock's tow. He growled in anger, stomping down. The king thought all was lost. But somehow Zarbon managed to roll away just in time.

"I hate my life? If I let him live, lots of Saiyan's will regret it. If I don't, Freeza will eat me alive...and I'll be damned if I kill one of my own to save his meagre butt." He mumbled. In the door way a plump pink being appeared.

'ZARBON, YOU STILL ALIVE?" Dodoria bellowed, as Zarbon tried to dodge Bardocks feet still. Meanwhile Bardock crashed with his head through the ceiling, and through the next floors.

"YES!" Came the reply after a few seconds. Nodding Bardock agreed roaring.

"NOT FOR LONG!" He blindly stomped down and rejoiced as Zarbon started to moaning.

"Bingo!!! YOU GOT HIS FEET!" The woman cheered. Bardock chuckled. "More to the right!" The king glared once again at her. Zarbon was dragged away by Dodoria. Sad the king had to let them go.

"WHERE IS HE, I CAN'T SMELL HIS STINKING PERSON ANYMORE!!!"

"Play time is over Bardock, lights out." The king stated as he blasted the light. Howling in annoyance Bardock shrunk back down and sunk panting on the floor.

"Don't sweat it boy, next time you'll get him. I did give you more time, shame you only crushed his feet to his thighs." Curious the king peeked into the now silent armour of Bardock.

"Go fig, brats asleep. And you could use some as well ne?" The king added. Bardock didn't respond. Already asleep. "Being an Oozaru is great, but making a transformation then stopping it, then continuing it half way again is tiresome. Men? Find that couple a bed?" Strolling away the king whistled. Was fun enough. Great to be king of a nice bunch of Saiyan's. Never knew what the day could bring.

In the bunk room of the youth they all huddled together. Tora with Bardock on Feria's bed. That way they could see who was coming in and out. Sula and Feria still inside their armour. Celipa eyed the four some as Radditsu chatted with his friend. They held a vote when the girls were asleep, and decided to be on planet when Zarbon was. The rest of the team would have to know about it later.