A/N: I had to rewrite this about 2 different times before I liked it. Well hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Chapter 3: Today just keeps on getting better and better.

Allie (Sasha)

Mrs. Miller stood on our porch with a look of pure happiness on her face. I plastered a smile on my face and said hello.

Mrs. Miller's smile broadened "Good morning, Allie." She took my hands. "Thank you so much for doing this for me. You truly are a blessing." Tears swam in her eyes.

Not knowing what else to say I simply mumbled a "You're welcome."

"Each of them has a bag of clothes that I have already bought with them and you don't need to worry they already ate breakfast." She hands me a piece of paper. "This is Mr. Spencer's number. Call him when you have the chance and he will be able to transfer the monthly payments to you." I nodded taken aback. 'This is the most I've ever heard her say.' She turns around as if to leave but then suddenly turns back around and says "Oh! I almost forgot. Me and my husband will be going on a trip for a while, just to get away, you know. Anyways the best of luck to you!" Mrs. Miller ran back towards her house.

"Wait. What?" I run outside and see Mrs. Miller heading to a van, that had several trunks piled on top. "When are you coming back?!" I yelled. Mrs. Miller just waved and got into the van. As they drove away my only thought was 'Trip my ass. More like moving as far from here as they can get.' I sighed as I turned around to look at children, what type of kids are these anyways that they could chase off an old lady, that would be living with us. I froze as soon as I saw them.

'Oh you gotta be kidding me!'

Ana

I gave Sasha one last look as she opened the door before going back upstairs to my room. I sat down on my bed and turned on my laptop. I started playing burrito bison, my current fav game, got my secret stash of cookies from under my bed and hunkered down preparing to stay up here all day. 'Damn children.'

Ryxer

The silence in the room was defining. On one side of the room was the kids and we were on the other. Both groups just stared at each other. When Sasha had brought them in I had almost had a heart attack.

The 'kids' looked like the Akatsuki just younger and there was even a Sasuke, Gaara and Kakashi. I sort of felt sorry for the younger Gaara and Kakashi, I mean if they were the real deal, and I was skeptical to that fact, then those two had been stuck with the group of criminals. I noticed then that the two, Gaara and Kakashi, stood of a bit separated from the others. I also saw that the Sasuke look alike was sending daggers at Itachi. God this was starting to hurt my head. I looked to the others and most of them seemed like they didn't know what to make of kids. That is until Eve walked into the room. Eve, who had decided to go get something to drink, had yet to see the children and I knew she was going to freak. Before any of us could stop her Eve sees the children. 'Oh god. Here it comes.'

I put my hands over my ears right when Eve screams in excitement, waving her arms in the air, making her drop her soda, not that she noticed anyways.

"Oh my god! Its the Akatsuki! Eeep!" She turns towards Sasha "Did you dress them up Allie?" I couldn't help but laugh as Sasha gave Eve an 'are you stupid?' look.

"Eve they just arrived a few minutes ago and besides we don't have any Akatsuki costumes." I said still laughing a little. Eve scratches her head.

"Uh. You're right." Eve taps her chin then says "Was it Mrs. Miller then?!" Everyone started laughing.

"Eve I don't think that Mrs. Miller knows what show the Akatsuki are from much less who they are." Dawn says while patting Eve on the head, as one would do to a naive child, while shaking her head.

I see out the corner of my vision that the kids were still looking at us and seemed unaffected by what we were talking about. 'If they were the real thing wouldn't they be at least a bit surprised that we know who they are?' Than I remembered that Mrs. Miller had had them for a little over a week and who knew where they had been leading up to that. 'They must already know where they are and about the manga and anime.'

"So does that mean that they are the real thing?!" Eve asked getting even more excited.

"No it does not." Sasha says, speaking for the first time since she had came back in. Eve suddenly got a devilish look on her face.

"Well there is only one way to find out." Eve said as she turned and bulted at the group of children. They all seemed too surprised to do anything as Eve quickly swiped Deidara's hand and held it up.

There was a mouth on his hand and the tongue was flicking out of the mouth. Upon looking at the mouth I knew for certain that they had to be the real thing. The mouth looked so real and there was no way that the mouth could have been done by makeup.

Eve screamed then fainted and Joe, being the closest to her, caught her.

"Oh no! Senpai killed girl-chan!" exclaimed Tobi, as he started to run in circles around Joe and Eve.

"She is not dead. She is just unconscious." Joe said. Tobi acted as if he didn't hear her and continued yelling "Senpai killed girl-chan!"

"Tobi." said Pain.

Tobi stopped immediately "Oops-"giggle"- Tobi"s sorry Leader-sama,Tobi will be quiet just like leader-sama said. Tobi's a good boy." He proceed to place his hands on his mask, over were I think his mouth would be, and stood still.

"Does this happen often?" Sasori asked as he looked at the still unconscious Eve.

"Only when she gets really excited. She'll be up in a moment." answered Joe and sure enough Eve woke up a second later. She let out a little 'hey' as Joe dropped her on the ground. Joe just shrugged.

Eve got up and started jumping up and down saying "Oooh this is soo cool." Eve abruptly stood still, looking around the room, she turned to me and asked "Where is Ana?" I looked around as well and sure enough the short tempered girl was nowhere to be found. Thinking back I remembered that I hadn't seen Ana at all since Mrs. Miller had gotten here.

"She's probably up in our room." Sasha told Eve. Eve smiled at this "Yes. Does that mean I can go up there and tell her the news?" Not even waiting for an answer Eve rushed upstairs.

I looked back towards the 'Akatsuki' and a rather awkward silence ensued. Thinking of something to say I coughed and asked "So do you guys..uh..know where you are?"

Pain was the one who answered, figures "Yes. We are aware that we are in another dimension and are currently located in Hamilton, Illinois. We also know of the manga and anime that we are in as well."

"Do you know how you got here?" I asked.

"Yes." Was all Pain said.

I waited.

After he didn't elaborate I said "Well?" He just stood there.

"So, how did you get here?" Getting annoyed that he wasn't answering.

Pain finally said, in a matter of fact kind of way "You do not need to know."

I mumbled "Whatever." Knowing that there was nothing I could do if Pain didn't want to tell us.

"And how much exactly do you know?" Pain asked.

I shrugged "You don't need to know." Throwing his words back at him. Pain narrowed his eyes at me and I knew that I was going to regret saying that later. Sasha chuckled beside me. Pain looked as if he was going to say something but was interrupted by Dawn

"Oi Pain. Why is he so quiet?" I could have sworn his eye twitch as I glanced over at Dawn. She was pointing at Hidan, which happened to be standing next to Kakuzu, and was now glaring at Dawn. He looked as if he wanted to say something but was stopped by Kakuzu jabbing him in the ribs.

"He has been advised to not say anything." Pain said. Dawn smirked and commenced with poking Hidan's cheek. 'Wonder how long he'll last.'

Ana

Eve burst into my room, startling me and making me die in my game just as I was about to bet my high score. I took a deep breath.

"What do you want Eve?"

"Ana you have to come downstairs!"

"Why?" Not looking at her I picked my laptop up, it had fallen over when Eve had surprised me, and started up a new game. 'Ok. This time for sure.' In the middle of the game Eve came up and shut my computer. "Hey!"

"Come on Ana. You have to come downstairs!" Eve was tugging on my arm, but I remained unmoved.

"No." She just gazed at me for a moment and then sulked. "Fine." Eve pivoted and made as if to leave then she quickly whirled diving for my bag of cookies. She grabbed the bag and dodged me as I tried to pounce on her. Eve ran from the room laughing like crazy.

I screamed "EVE!" A war cry. 'Nobody takes my cookies.'

Allie (Sasha)

"So.." I said as the silence fell over the room again. Ryxer and Pain were having a stare off and Dawn was still poking Hidan, who looked ready to explode. Kakuzu watched with amusement. The others all stood off to their sides of the room watching the other warily, each not knowing what to say or do. "I think introductions are in order." I said getting everyone's attention. "Uh-" cough "-Well I am Allie. That is Ryxer." She was still staring at Pain, neither seemed willing to give in. "That is Dawn" Hidan had resorted to hitting Dawn's hand away whenever she got close, although that didn't seem to stop Dawn at all. "This is Lilith, Naomi, Sarah, Joe and Olivia." I said while pointing to each, who gave a various array of replies, from nods to waves. "The girl that just ran up the stairs was Eve and-"

"EVE!" The yell echoed throughout the house.

"And that is Ana." I said with a sigh. Eve came running down the stairs holding a bag of cookies. She runs behind Sasori and says "Protect me Sasori!" Sasori just gives her a bored look and steps out from in front of her. Eve squeaks and hides back behind Sasori, who sighed in defeat.

Ana comes running down the stairs looking furious. She stops in front of Sasori and Eve, still hiding behind the twelving looking year old.

"You know I can see you right?" Ana said looking down at the duo. Eve eeped then commenced with throwing the cookies at Ana, who caught them, and bowed saying "Forgive me oh great one!"

Ana laughed and starts eating her cookies mumbling "Sure but you owe me some cookies." Eve nods vigorously. Ana looks satisfied and made to leave but stopped when she got a good look at the kids. She started laughing like a maniac and turns to me saying "Oh my god. What did you do to them Sasha?"

"I didn't do anything Ana." I responded.

"What do you mean. They're dressed as characters from Naruto." She was still laughing but stopped when she say the look on my face. "You don't actually expect me to believe that this kids are the real deal." Ana arched an eyebrow.

"Eve, if you would please." Eve glances up and with a smile she she jumped at Deidara. Deidara tries to get out of the way but fails, as Eve grabs him and shows Ana his hand mouths. Ana stares then starts to poke Deidara's hand muttering "Wow."

"Would you stop that please, un." Deidara spook from the choke hold that Eve had him in. Ana complied and told Eve "You can let him go now." Eve pouted but let the squirming bomber go.

"STOP fucking poking me bitch." My head whipped in Hidan's direction, whom was glaring at Dawn.

"What if I don't wanna?" Dawn smirked at Hidan, which only seemed to make him even angrier.

Hidan lunged at Dawn screaming "I'll kill you Bitch!" Before he could reach Dawn however, Ana kicked him in the face launching Hidan into the wall, leaving a dent.

Hidan got up and growled, actually growled, at Ana. Ana looked unaffected. I stepped in between the two saying "Now children lets not fight." Both turned their glares in my direction.

"Allie we have a problem." Sarah said from behind me. I turned and as I did Ana and Hidan continued with cursing each other out.

"Yeah what is it?"

"We have enough food for today but we need to go to the store since we now have over twenty people to feed."

"Right. I'll go later tonight." Sarah gave a nod. Turning to look at the front room I am faced with chaos. Ryxer was still having a staring contest with Pain. Ana was giving Hidan a nuggy and Dawn was laughing at them. Naomi was bugging Kakuzu, with something about money. Eve was playing with an annoyed Deidara's hand mouths while Sasori watched amused and Tobi ran around them yelling for someone to save his senpai. Sarah had gone to sit on the couch reading her new book and sitting beside her was Konan and Kakashi, who was also reading his own book. Olivia was asking Sasuke and Itachi to show her their sharingan. Lilith was trying to get a look at Gaara's scare. Now Joe was poking at Kisame's gills, although Kisame didn't seem to mind and Zetsu, poor thing, was off in the corner of the room by himself observing the followings.

'So much for my quiet mornings.'