Breakroom Meeting
a protocol by Amy Santiago
We assessed the problem at hand: The e-mail that was send to everyone in the precinct. It discredited everything we believed in (according to Charles). Although it is totally not true, we have to find a solution. Whatever this solution might be.
Solution No. 1:
Blame making it up on someone in the precinct.
Solution No. 2:
Burn all computers so no one can read the e-mail.
Solution No. 3:
Create a distraction.
After a solid thirty minutes of debating. We have set up a set of rules for this operation.
1. We need a cool name
2. We will keep this operation top secret
3. That means telling NO ONE. Not even your grandma, Charles.
4. No more shouting to emphasize your point.
10 minutes later 3 of those 4 rules were broken in the following order 1, 4, 2.
Charles named us the Assembly of Karma, Jake shouted to tell us about his views on that name and his shouts made Rosa enter the break room to complain about the noise, also about us taking a break without her. Charles, being Charles apologized and told her, and I quote "it's just that we're trying to figure out who sent the e-mail."
Well.
Now Rosa is on our team. We are not getting a new name but voted for a solution.
We are going to catch that filthy little liar that wrote the blog and make him or her confess.
LIST OF SUSPECTS
by rosa diaz
gina linetti
terry jeffords
captain holt
hitchcock
scully
jake
amy
charles
"I don't think Hitchcock or Scully would be able to pull off something like this." Jake voiced his opinion. "We should scratch them from the list and divide up the others for each of us to interrogate."
"I just hope we don't miss anything. We have to be very careful to not anger Captain Holt." Amy added.
"Okayokayokay." Jake agreed. "You'll be in charge of Holt. But you do have to admit it, if he is guilty."
"Yeah…" she confirmed a little unsure.
"I'll take Terry" Charles said. "I think he might see me as a younger brother and will be honest with me."
"It's more that he sees you like one of his little girls" Rosa snorted. "But alright."
"Jake, you'll take Gina. You've known her the longest and I can't put up with her babbling for more than 30 seconds." Rosa gave everyone what could be considered a small smile. "Leaving me with the most important task. Supervision over everything you do."
"Let's catch that traitor!" Charles shouted out loud enthusiastically. No one joined in.
"Hey Terry" Charles said in a voice that he imagined being soft and melodic, "Guess what I got you"
"I DO LIKE BANANA YOGHURT!"
"Ginaaaa, whassup. Did you do something new with your hair?"
"I am so glad that you noticed! I was thinking of dying it blonde but ever since that thought it just got so weird. Maybe it is telling me that blonde wouldn't fit my personality. What do you think? Well, my psychiatrist said I shouldn't read too much into it but I mean what kind of answer is that? He is supposed to read a ton of stuff into all my thoughts! That is why I go there. Anyway, my hair is still such a mess right now but I kinda like it. It shows more of the wild side of my personality and I'm really into that. Raaawwwwr But maybe people will expect my wild side than and I think that could take away some of my mystery. Well, that would stink. I should better try to do something about that. Do you think my hair would like it better to be black? I should start thinking about that now because then it has time to calm down and be as beautiful as before. If I change my hair do you think I should also change my way of clothing? It could be more mysterious and maybe a hint less powerful. I could find new ways to distribute my power. Maybe I should get an English accent. The English were pretty powerful; they colonized tons of countries and ruled over them. I should also get a sword or something to knight the people I overpowered. Isn't that how it works? Jake- Where are you going? I wasn't done!"
"Hi Captain Holt-"
"Santiago."
"Could you help me with a little problem, Sir?"
"What is it, Santiago?"
"Do you know what google is? I seem to have forgotten."
"Did you not see that I am very busy right now, Santiago? Go and ask someone else your questions."
"Sorry sir, I'm on my way out, Sir."