Warnings: Language, One-sided AllenxOC, KandaxOC, LavixRinali

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I don't own –Man

Chapter Three

Karen woke up to banging on her door and an all to familiar voice yelling at her. "Damn it, wake up Karen!" She groaned and felt something as she turned, and jumped up in pain. She looked behind her and saw a brown appendage growing out of her back end.

"What the hell… Kanda, it's unlocked." She blinked as the door slammed open, an angry Japanese with black ears and a black tail swishing around angrily behind him.

"What the… What the hell?" He blinked at the girl's half naked body. She turned to face him, blinking.

"What?"

"Uh…" He pointed at her body and she blushed, grabbing her blanket and covering herself.

"Sorry Kanda." Her ears were drooping slightly and Kanda 'che'd'.

"Whatever." He tried hiding the blush on his face, and Karen giggled. "Anyway, do you know how the fuck this happened?"

"No…"

"Damn… I think I do."

"Who?"

"Komui." Karen tilted her head to the side, eyes wide in confusion. "He does this stuff on a regular basis, now come on." He grabbed her wrist and dragged her out.

"Wait, Kanda, I'm half naked! Let me go!"

"No." He growled out, tail flicking around still. Karen pulled back, stopping and making Kanda fall back a little. She pulled at her wrist and Kanda growled. She pulled again, harder this time, before her other hand grabbed her arm and she tugged hard, pulling Kanda along with her arm.

They were on the ground, Kanda on top of Karen. They blinked before Karen blushed deep, and Kanda smirked. "Well, this is nice, hmmm?"

"Sh..Shut up Kanda!" She pouted, punching at his chest.

"You like it, and you know it." He purred into her ear, making her stop all together. He smirked and licked her ear, biting the lobe. Karen gasped in surprise and blinked as Kanda met her lips.

She gasped as his tongue ran along her bottom lip, and he shoved it in, exploring her mouth. Karen melted and let her tongue tentatively poke his. Kanda's smirk widened and he allowed the girl's tongue to enter his mouth.

He tastes… Good. Like Kyle… Hmm… I wonder… She slipped her tongue deeper into his throat, Kanda moaned. She smirked and pulled away, breathing heavily. Kanda glared and tried re-capturing her lips, but she put a finger to his head. "Nu uh, Kanda. Not in the hallway anyway. Let's talk to Komui first."

Kanda growled and stood up, helping her up out of a random, uncharacteristic act of charity. "Fucking tease. Don't do that again."

"Why? Are you going to punish me for it?"

"Maybe." Kanda smirked and grabbed her again, this time her hand and dragged her to the supervisor's office.

Xxxx

Kanda kicked the door open, growling at the half asleep supervisor. "Komui. You have a lot of explaining to do." Kanda growled, pulling Mugen out and pointing it at the man. Said man gulped and held his hands up in defense.

"Okay, okay! You guys just seemed so cute, I couldn't help myself!"

"You sick fuck." Kanda glared at him. "How the fuck do we reverse it?" Karen sat on the couch, holding her blanket closer to herself in an attempt to keep warm. She looked at Kanda and sighed, kicking his leg.

"We need him for this idiot. Kill him and I'll hurt you." There was a sexual meaning in her voice and Kanda sighed. She probably has a cock ring or something in her room.. Fuck. He growled and pulled away, allowing Komui to catch his breath.

"Alright, you need to have intercourse with the other." Karen and Kanda blinked, looked at each other, blinked again, then Karen had to hold Kanda back from killing Komui.

"Why would I have sex with someone? That's not what the Order needs! Who fucking knows what will happen? You get into a relationship like that and then they're gone!" Kanda yelled, and Karen let him go, Kanda jumping on Komui.

He thinks how I do.. Interesting.. Shit! "Kanda, you idiot! Get off of him!" Karen pulled at him, forgetting the blanket and she pulled him close, hugging him. Kanda's face, he couldn't decide whether it was good or bad, was in the middle of her breasts.

She blushed and pulled him back. "Sorry.." Kanda held his own blush and scratched his head, all anger to Komui he felt now vanished.

"It's okay.."

"See! You guys do like each other~!" Komui said happily, ignoring the glare from Kanda. "Now, you two just need to have intercourse, once, and you'll be normal. I'm afraid the feline DNA I injected you two with has more… Heat effects in it."

"So, we'll be horny until we're human again?" Karen asked, grabbing her blanket, ignoring the gaze she felt from both men on her backside. So what? She was wearing a lacy thong. Can't a girl ever get any respect?

"Pretty much, yes. Karen-chan, how are you so calm?" Komui asked as the girl wrapped herself in her thick blanket again, and she stared at Komui.

"You learn things." She stated simply. Kanda glanced her over, wanting none other than to satisfy his desires and steal her away. Green eyes flashed to Kanda, and she smirked, her tail swirling around seductively.

"Ahem. Anyway, I think it would be best for you two to leave quickly. And refrain from doing that on the train, please." Kanda growled and nodded, before dragging a yawning Karen to his room, and locking the door.

He placed her on the bed and gently curled up next to her, feeling her warmth as she curled into his chest. A smile was on her lips as Kanda stroked her medium length hair, whispering sweet nothings into her ear. They both drifted off into sleep.