This chapter's longer, hope you like it! Thanks for the reviews! I didn't think I'd get that many!

Strawberry Lulz: You are right! These next chapters have some!

Sayaka Uchiha: Why thank you! I tried!

Kurenai Uchimaki Hime: Don't worry, revenge is on its way! No way is she giving up that easily!

Princesspnf: I just hope I can make it funny ;)

LadyDV011: Well, he doesn't like sweets, in a few chapters something worse than pudding will appear XD

ToraHimeSama: Here's a chapter! Yep, I changed that part so many times! At least I got it right!

Midnight Angel Sakura: Here you go, another chappy! Thanks!

Oh, and Sasuke has his own thought in this chappy so:

"Talking"

Saki's thoughts

Sasu's thoughts

(Author Note)

Narration!

"A little to the left. No, that's too far, go back."

This man is going to give me a premature death. I'm not even 21 yet! Sakura was pushing with all of her strength to get Sasuke's oh-so-heavy black couch perfectly centered. As his royal highness commands, Sakura grumpily thought.

"Saku, are you even paying attention? Now it's too far to the right. Push it back," commander Sasuke ordered. Man, I am loving this! Sasuke watched as Sakura stomped off toward other end of the couch. I really don't need this done, I just like seeing Sakura mad.

How dare he?! Making me walk all the way to the completely OTHER end! He'll pay, oh yes, he...will...PAY! Sakura was huffing and puffing the entire time her mini-rant was taking place.

"Are you happy now?" She asked through gritted teeth.

"Hm, it's alright. Now come make me a sandwich. I'm starved from all this work!" Sasuke slumped down into one of his kitchen chairs.

Sakura's mouth hung wide open. The nerve! I should go over there right now a torture him to no end! Yeah, I'll use a technique I saw Ibiki use on a sound nin. (A.N: Ibiki=scary dude with scars on his head, you know, the torture expert.) No, wait. I could use this to my advantage. Sakura straighted up and glided over to Sasuke's counter.

"What would you like on it, oh-most-powerful-one?" In a sing-song voice Sakura asked this.

Sasuke quircked an eyebrow. "Um, tomatoes, bacon, ham, lettuce, cheese, and Italian dressing," he mentioned this in a cautious way.

In a sweet voice, matched with a sly smile, Sakura said, "coming right up!"

Sasuke turned his head away to admire the full yard garden he had forced Sakura to plant the day before, only to turn back when he heard a strange sound.

"Saku, why are you in the freezer?"

Said girl looked back over her shoulder. "No reason. Just seeing what's in here."

Sasuke shrugged it off and returned to garden watching. Then he turned at another sound: water.

"The lettuce and tomatoes are already washed," he said, trying to peek over her form at what she was doing.

"Obviously not enough," She replied, a bit franticly. "Besides, I like to take extra safety precautions."

"Suit yourself."

"Lunch is served," Sakura said in an even sweeter voice than before, if it was even possible.

Sasuke grabbed the sandwich and inspected it for poison. No signs of poison or anything that will kill me, he thought. Boy was he wrong!

The brave man took his first bite slowly and cautiously. Before he swallowed, though, the once yummy sandwich bite was flying across the room, spat out at an amazing speed. It landed on a landscape picture above the fireplace. Sasuke was gasping for air as he hissed out:

"You, you put s...str...strawberries in my sandwich!"

Sakura, on the other hand, was laughing. Rolling on the floor she gasped out the words between trying to regain her breath.

"Sorry, but I had to get revenge for being your slave!"

Sasuke jumped on her, tempted to pin her down and scream in her face in a very un-Uchiha like manner.

Let the Payback Games begin!