"There you are Zetsu-san! OMG!WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
It was Kisame.
"Kisa, it's not what you think…"Zetsu started
"Then pray tell me what this is because it really seems like you were going to fuck a sworn enemy of the Akatsuki."
"That is what this is but you will not tell anyone or else I will tell Itachi that you were sleeping with his little brother."
"C'mon man, Itachi doesn't need to find that out…"
"I will also tell Kohan that you stole her makeup, not Dei-chan."
"Um…well…I'll just be going now..Bye!"
Kisame, redder then blood, ran off leaving them alone again.
"Whew, that was close. Does he really wear makeup?"
"Once. He lost a bet to Hidan and Kakuzu."
"Hm…"Shino said undoing his jacket and dropping it to the floor
"So that's what he looks like under that ugly jacket…"Zetsu thought "He really has the body of a god…"
Shino slowly walked over to Zetsu, "Don't you wear pants?"
Shrugging he pulled Zetsu's boxers down and examined what was inside.
Standing back up, he pins the plant-nin to the floor.
Placing a gentle kiss on his chest, he moved up to Zetsu's face and brings him into a teeth crushing kiss.
When they finally separate for air, Zetsu asks "Are you ever going to take those ridiculous glasses off?"
Frowning slightly at his request, he obeys anyway.
Taking the glasses off, he shows his incredibly black eyes.
"They look as if they're made of ebony…"Zetsu thought knowing this probably was the only time he'd get to see them.
"You have gorgeous eyes, Shino"
"As do you"
Shino reached down and grabbed Zetsu's cock, pumping it slowly
"Ah! Shino, faster!"