Spoiler
Classic Romantic Movie AU
Elsa? W-why didn't you tell me?
I thought you knew. I thought everybody knew.
B-but Romeo And Juliet is supposed to be the romantic-est romance ever!
Seriously, I'm sorry, but didn't you take it in high school?
Elsa, they die at the end!
Anna –
And it's so stupid!
Anna –
…i don't want you to die…
Oh, God, Anna. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm not going to die. I'm going to be right here for you, forever and ever, and never going to leave you.
[fifteen minutes of sniffles, hugs, kisses, and hair-stroking later]
Feeling better, sweetie-cutie?
Yeah. Yeah, I am. Elsa, I'm sorry I was so silly.
You weren't silly. I was silly. I took things for granted. Now let's watch something fun, okay?
Yeah. I'd like that. I hear Thelma And Louise is good.
Anna? Honey? About that…
Piracy
Pirate AU
Anna?
Mmm?
I love Tangled.
Yeah, me too.
Haven't seen it in a while.
Mmm.
We, um…
Yeah?
Anna? Honey? We don't own the DVD, do we?
Mmmmmmm…you want some popcorn? I'm'a go make some popcorn.
Anna? Anna? Get back in here!
The Road To Arendelle
Road Trip AU
[Starting in the 1940s, there was a series of musical comedy films starring Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. The titles all started with Road To… (You probably know them by the homages on Family Guy.) They'd generally start with an introductory song interspersed with snark.
This is my tribute, with Elsa as Crosby and Anna as Bob Hope.
Anna's lines are in italics.
Elsa's are in plain text.
When it's in bold, they're singing in unison.]
Elsanna Week Day 5: Roadtrip AU
[sung]
She's Elsa.
And she's Anna.
We're sisters through and through.
This little princess saved my life, because her love was true.
And as for all that fricky-frack? That's just a thing we do. [shrugs]
We're two loving sisters on The Road To Arendelle.
She has power over ice and snow.
You've gathered that, I'd guess.
And when she's scared or angry it can make an awful mess.
But there's nothing to concern you,
till she's hit with PMS.
We're two loving sisters on The Road To Arendelle.
[spoken]
She was ready to give her life to save me.
And I know she'd give her life to save mine.
I'll show you what I'd like to give her…[gazes lasciviously]
Elsa, no! Not in front of the snowgies!
[sung]
She got engaged to sideburns-guy before she'd count to ten.
Hey! I only had a day until you'd close the gates again.
Now just stay here with your sweetie and forget about those men.
We're two loving sisters on The Road To Arendelle.
[spoken]
Everyone picks on me, but Hans was the one who wanted a whirlwind courtship.
I like the idea of Hans in a whirlwind courtship.
You do?
I'll bring the whirlwind.
You just want to give him the cold shoulder.
Shoulder, feet, head, heart, testic-
[jumping into song]
There's Kristoff and his reindeer. He acts like it can speak.
You must admit their friendship is, to say the least, unique.
But I swear we won't get married 'till I've known the guy a week.
We're two loving sisters on The Road To Arendelle.
[spoken]
It's so cute. He thinks he's people.
Yeah, Sven's a sweetie…You meant Sven, right?
Mmmaybe.
[sigh] It's "the funky-looking donkey" all over again.
[sung]
She's been shipped with Frost and Hiccup.
And Hans, for goodness' sake.
It's good to know that Disney wouldn't stand for that mistake.
Besides, my sister Anna's all the love that I could take.
We're two loving sisters on The Road To Arendelle.
[spoken]
You'd never ship Helsa, of course.
Or Hanna.
Is there anything you could ship him in?
Harshmallow.
Yeah. That could be harsh.
[evil smile] If you do it right.
[sung]
We're two loving sisters,
putting sisters before misters,
just two loving sisters on the Road - To - A - ren - delllllllllllle!