Dear Fanfiction

by snazzyflower

Gods! Can't you people understand that NO, we do not have any magical siblings who resemble the authors, Nico and Leo will NOT date your crazy OC's or Mary Sues, there are no children of two gods and Artemis and Apollo are JUST SIBLINGS. A collection of short letters to the readers and authors of Fanfiction from the PJO and HoO characters.

3. The Only Son of Poseidon, Percy

Dear Fanfiction,

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Since when do I have a secret twin that my (our) dad hid in his castle throughout the years?

And why does my 'twin' have the same hair and eyes as me but every guy in camp is obsessed with her and wants to date her?

What's up with her being best friends with all my friends and having powers more powerful than Poseidon himself?

And finally, what's wrong with you people?

Thalia and Jason have the same parents, and they don't have the same exact hair, eyes, cheekbones and personalities!

The only, un-original feeling Son of Poseidon, Percy.