Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Joining the environmentalists was a lot like holding up a sign for an hour and shouting stuff like "keep the trees" and "save the whales" in fact, thats EXACTLY what it was like.

After walking round in a circle shouting strange slogans for what felt like ages harry was invited to a cup of coffee at a protesters home, whom lived near by. When approaching the house that was serving the refreshments Harry realized that the term Home was being used extremely loosely. In fact to Harry this place looked less like a home and more like a tent.

"Get this stuff into ya" said an old lady holding up a cup of something that wouldn't look out of place in a toilet.

"Ahhh, have you got anything thats not going to make me try to kill myself?" harry said, feeling that if he had to commit Hari Kiri or drink that stuff he'd probably choose the Hari Kiri.

" You've never tried this organic ground root of snarf" she snapped back

Seeing the anger in her eyes, and knowing that old people usually have canes that can beat you up pretty bad he decided just to accept the drink.

" I haven't seen you round here before" said an over enthusiastic volunteer to Harry

" Well thats because its my first time" harry quickly replied thinking that if he had to endure much more of this chatting his head may self implode.

The volunteer who looked suspiciously like the local worker at Mcdonald's went on to explain that there was a meeting on at the local hall on the weekend and after promising to be there, Harry was allowed to leave.

As soon as Harry got back to his house he was glad to see that the protesters had disbursed. Unfortunately the good luck ended there when he realized that he himself was using the term house even MORE loosely then the tent dwellers, On the spot where his house used to be there was now only rubble.

Harry was Angry.

Harry needed to release this stress before me did something silly like sponsor a child or donate money to a charity. So he went to the place where he knew he could insult people as MUCH as he liked and no one would ever know, thats right he went to a Psychiatric hospital.

Thats where he rattled off insults and one liners at everyone he came across.

"Your depriving some poor village of there idiot"
"Jesus Loves you, but everyone else thinks your a Phyco"

"If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic"

After this Harry felt much better, I mean he felt good enough to go and find a new house with out having to watch that he didn't rip the head off the salesman.

At the real estate agent harry was in a heated discussion about which house he should get.

"If you buy this house you'll get a free gift!" the real estate agent smiled brightly

" Free gift?!?! what the?!?!? aren't all gifts free?"

After spending a small fortune on buying a house that was conveniently situated on a piece of land that couldn't be found...by anyone, harry decided to rest, much like a pack of wolves rest after ripping apart and devouring a small family.

Skips to the weekend

When harry woke up he felt like everything was going his way, much like the American president always feels. Harry stepped outside onto the pavement and proceeded to the meeting that was taking place at the local hall.

As Harry was stepping inside the hall he looked up and saw the HUGE 2 story building that loomed over head. The building itself looked like it had actually been carved out of a huge block of cement crudely with tools that would have been outdated when the Egyptians build the pyramids.

Still harry didn't want to stand out the front foolishly much like a principle does at any school assembly so he brusquely moved into the meeting.