Ok here we go, a new chapter! Fun! Hope this is good... Oh and just in case you don't know... we don't own KH characters, or the songs from High School Musical. But we DO own
-Evil Weasels
-Evil rabid squirrels
-Halfway evil bird introduced in this chapter
-Our characters (not in this fanfic) Chris, Sam, Luke, Ree, and Nathan.
"Urrrr" Jon was struggling against the straight jacket without much success.
"Ouch!" A sharp peck hit Jon on the head. Looking up he saw a brown falcon sitting on his head.
"Nice birdy... be a good bir...Oww STOP IT!"The bird repeatedly pecked his head.
"I know... Peck me out of this straight jacket and I'll... ummm... what do falcons eat? How about Cheetos... OWW...Doritos?...OWW"
This continued for a long time until Jon finally said "M&M's'?" He braced himself for the peck but now the bird was quickly pecking through the jacket.
"See chocolate IS the universal solution!" Jon said.
Back in the newly renovated Organization headquarters...
"You... colored my ingenuous center of operations... PINK!" Xemnas screamed.
"With orange polka dots..." Emily added.
"Why?" asked Larxene. She was lounging on the lounge couch that had appeared. (What else can you do in a lounge couch?)
"Because, white is soooo boring. Plus we got bored between acts. I wanted flames and Emily wanted waves so we finally chose a random pattern." Anna grinned at Xemnas's breakdown.
"Are you getting this on camera?" Sora asked Kairi.
"You bet!"
Riku was doing something on the laptop computer the evil authoresses had provided for editing the film.
"Whatcha doin?" Sora asked as he came around to see the screen.
"Ohh nothing much. Just selling your keyblade on EBay... Wow! This guy just bid 500,000 munny! Let's see what his name is... Jack Sparrow... Hmmm well munny is munny."
Sora had collapsed in shock and was hugging his keyblade tightly yelling "Nooooooo, My Precious!"
Eventually Kairi stopped Riku but she ended up having to take the computer away altogether when she caught Sora selling chunks of Riku's hair to the highest bidding fangirl.
"Ok, ok enough of watching characters break down and cry... time for our next act! BH... Ermm...Roxas!" Emily said.
Roxas appeared on stage in the spotlight. :Uhhmm... well... I'm doing Getcha Head In The Game. Can I have backup singers?" A team of evil squirrels and weasels appeared on stage in jerseys. "Ok... not what I expected."
Roxas:
Coach said to fake right
And break left
Watch out for the pick
And keep an eye on defense
Gotta run the give and go
And take the ball to the hole
But don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"
Squirrels:
Just keep ya head in the game
Just keep ya head in the game
Weasels
And don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"
Just keep ya head in the game
Squirrels:
U gotta
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
Weasels:
We gotta
Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
Squirrels:
We gotta
Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
Weasels:
We gotta
Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
Squirrels:
We gotta
Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
Roxas:
Let's make sure
That we get the rebound
'Cause when we get it
Then the crowd will go wild
A second chance
Gotta grab it and go
Maybe this time
We'll hit the right notes
Roxas:
Wait a minute
It's not the time or place
Wait a minute
Get my head in the game
Wait a minute
Get my head in the game
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
I gotta
Get my, get my head in the game
Weasels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Squirrels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Weasels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Squirrels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Roxas:
Why am I feeling so wrong
My head's in the game
But my heart's in the song
She makes this feel so right
"Should I go for it "
Better shake this, yikes!
I gotta
Get my, get my head in the game
Weasels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Squirrels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Weasels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
Squirrels:
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
"Good job!" Emily said "Here are some popsicles for doing so well!".
A freezer filled with sea salt ice cream landed next to his seat. Smiling he ran towards it. So did everyone else, only faster.
"Out of the way!"
"Ice-cream!"
"YUM!"
"Salty...but eloquently sweet."
"Need...More...Ice Cream!"
By the time Roxas could move again (he had been in the way of the stampede towards the freezer) all that was left were empty wrappers.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Roxas went berserk. Even Emily and Anna were scared by his reaction. Roxas tore through the furniture to get to the ones who had stolen his ice cream.
"Uhmmm... sorry BHK?" Sora said, hiding several popsicle sticks behind his back.
It took both the squirrels and the weasels to restrain him from doing permanent damage.
"Hah" Jon yelled. "Thank you birdy." As he started to walk away the falcon furiously pecked him.
"Uhh oh yeah M&M's" grabbing his notebook from his backpack, Jon quickly made a huge bowl of M&M's appear.
Several minutes later Jon stood with the bird on his shoulder and the bowl in his hands (the bird had pecked mercilessly until Jon got the idea that he was coming too).
"Hmmm you need a name...
How about Fred?... Oww!
Tom?...Oww!
Jerry?...Oww!
Big Bird?...OWWWWW! I think you drew blood!"
Eventually he found a name the bird liked, Tonto Pájaro (anyone who knows Spanish...if you tell him it means "stupid bird" I'll...I'll...I'll...I'll do something terrible to you.).
"Well if nothing else at least I'm not left out of the 'animal friend' group!" With this he headed to the Organization headquarters.
-Ok that's my chapter! At least now I have an animal. -Tonto pecks him on the head- Owww would you stop it! Oww!
Riku: And I thought I had issues...
Jon: Be quiet before I make your hair fall out!
Riku fangirls: -gasp- He threatened the sacred hair! Get him!
Kat barely stops from joining them. (Jon gets hurt for saying that)
Jon: Sora! Axel! Roxas! Help me or I'll have Tonto peck your eyes out. -Tonto merely flies up to the rafters to get away from the coming fray-
Kat: When did we get rafters?
Sora, Roxas, and Axel fangirls: -gasp- He threatened -insert name of obsession-! Get him!
This continued for a long time.
Jon several hours later when he wakes up:Tonto had a nice long chat with Sephiroth though, I think he learned some things. See? "Fly up here Tonto"
-Tonto unleashes a powerful attack-
Jon: Right... Note to self, No more hanging out with Sephiroth