Shit! Shit! Fuck me! What do I do? If it's Darryn then I will kick his ass in a wave of anger and embarrassment. If its Andrew I will sink into the water and yell at him, or kick his ass too. Who else could it be it must be Andrew running after me to say sorry, the apologetic bastard.

I turned in one swift movement splashing water at whoever snuck up on me. The first thing I noticed was the feminine looking legs, thank god a women! I looked up to see an averaged hight women only wearing underwear and a bra made of various types of vines and leaves. Her hair was green and in a ponytail, like mine but shorter. Her eyes were a bright hazel, very beautiful. "if your done staring may I join you?" I turned blushing. The water was like a mirror, so I stared at my reflection for a bit. "sure, it's not my lake."

I kept looking away at the trees on the other side of the lake. The entire time I looked at the trees I heard rustling, when I turned I saw the naked women stepping into the water. Wow she has very sexy curves. "you know you have to learn to not let those creatures and men get to you" she stated. I looked her in the eyes long enough to begin to speak "and why is that? why can't I just cower in my house?" I looked down after words and barley got my last word off "who are you anyway?" god those breasts how can they be so elegant? Oh god I am terrible. She stared at me for a little longer before continuing on "well I am Theresa the dryad" she got a proud look on her face. I don't think dryads should be that proud. Weren't they hunted and called witches at a time? "and you are clearly the leader of your group, we can't have the other kingdoms getting ideas that your week." what the hell does she mean other kingdoms we're on an island that is not marked on any maps how can a kingdom own an unknown island? "what?" I threw out the question and awaited an answer "the 7 kingdoms! How can you not know! Well I may as well tell you" I nodded still incapable of taking my eyes off her cleavage. "well there is the humans or your kingdom, the eyes ruled by the eye of cthulhu, the crimson ruled by the brain of cthulhu, the corruption ruled by the eater of worlds, also there is the queen bee ruling over the jungle, even skeletron has his kingdom of the dungeon, oh and of course hell ruled by the feared wall of flesh" you have to be kidding! I finally got my eyes off of her boobs and I could not believe my ears.

I got out of the lake and got dressed I stared at Theresa for a little while before I turned to leave back to the house "wait!" she called "promise me you will be strong and not break down again all of your kingdom needs it" I waved my hand back to her. I heard her whisper one more thing "and don't die, Natalie" I began to jog through the woods each tree moved by like they were big beasts. I stopped jogging when I got to the house I walked out of the trees to see the tree Darryn was hitting still on the ground. I walked over to the house and pushed the wooden door open , I stood there and stared at the two men immense stupidity.

The first thing to come into my sight was the back door on the floor and the doors hinges blown off. How? You know what I don't want to know. Looking to the right I saw Andrew cowering in the corner like a puppy that just crapped in the house. To the left was Darryn poking the door, I walked over and kicked him in the leg "bitch!" he cried out as he collided with the ground. I stepped over to him and rolled him onto his back. What to do...oh I know! I put my foot on his balls and began to slowly push down on them "Natalie we can work this out can't we." he pleaded with his voice slowly becoming more and more high pitched. I stopped pressing down and kept my foot there "how about this you fix this door and I go and find a certain someone" that was aggressive! I hope. Darryn nodded his head and I removed my foot from his gentiles. He straight away scrambled over to the door attempting to pick it up while holding his sack. I began to walk over to the door and opened it "i expect this to be fixed by the time I come back."

the moment I stepped out of the house a small eye flew at me I brought out my sword and struck it through the center. I picked up what appeared to be a lens and noticed fragments of what appeared to be a Forrest with little dots scattered across it. I wonder if enough of these will give me the full image? I ran into the Forrest and attacked any flying eyes I could fined. I began to call them demon eyes I collected six lenses and I put them together to see a map it led me somewhere that looked to be fun. I bet Darryn will come with me to find this thing.

I walked through the forest back towards the house. The trees were beautiful this time of year, they were a lush green. I saw a blue jay fly across the trees. the house was barley in sight when I heard a gun shot. I picked up my pace...bang another shot rang through the forest so I picked up pace a little more...bang! I was in a full sprint. I heard one more from the back of the house so I ran around the small cabin to find out what it was. I turned around the corner and saw the two familiar faces I was expecting and a new face. A man in an over coat with shaggy black hair looking very smug. Looking over I saw Darryn pointing a flintlock pistol at a bottle in the distance, he pulled the trigger and missed. I sighed "if I didn't need you you would be dead" I started over to the three men and pulled Darryn to the side "i need you to come with me" he stared at me with that smirk again "i will tear that damned smirk from you face."

I looked at the tree with the knife in it, how is he so good with a sword and lightly lucky with anything ranged. I pulled the knife out of the wood and looked up at the night sky. Darryn and I were seeing who could hit the tree the most, Despite his terrible aim with a gun he is good with this bloody knife. I sat at the log next to our fire and threw the knife...miss! I sighed and leaned against air, intern doing what you would expect and falling to the ground. "have you given up" Darryn chuckled, I flipped him the bird from the the ground " I'll take that as a yes." I sat up and stared at the fire carry each spark into the fire.

I heard a moan from behind a tree, I looked up at the zombie shambling out at us. I looked to Darryn who pulled out his flintlock and pointed it at the zombie. Well I guess he can take care of this. I heard the fire of the gun but the zombie kept coming towards us. God what an idiot, I unsheathed my sword and walked up to the zombie and swung. I picked up a shackle from the zombies wrist and dangled it "toss that to me" Darryn spoke out I looked at him with a look of disgust before flicking it towards him. He put it on making me have to re think his cuteness.

So this was going to be my right hand man in running a kingdom, an idiot, I am screwed. After a few hours of continuing are knife game we pitched are tents and slept. I dreamed of people in a large tower, mechanical worms, a large skeleton emerging from an old man, I even dreamed of a giant wall of flesh. None of those things though compared to the the last thing I dreamed of I had dream about Theresa with no clothes on kissing me. What would that say about me? Well it is a good thing only I will know (dramatic stare at camera) or at least I hope so.

We arrived the next mourning in a clearing. Is this really what we came all this way for? A clearing? I looked at the assembled lenses and saw a clearing with two people in it and the picture was following them. "i wonder if this is a kingdom" I whispered "hmm?" Darryn looked at me questioningly. I shook my head and looked up. "Darryn! Run!"