- Authors Starting Note -
Well, well, well.
I thought you promised yourself that you'll stop looking at Undertale fan fictions because it was too lewd or too kinky.
Well here you are, looking at my massive shit take on Muffet.
You sicken me.
And I like that :D, let's be honest. If no one was into this sort of shit then I'll be out of the business and writing gay ol regular stories of the everyday life of these characters. Just kidding; those stories are great too. But nobody is producing these kink shits.
COUGH WITH ACTUAL GOOD EFFORT COUGH
So I've taken the "burden" of doing so. I guess that makes me the cancer part of the fandom huh? Sick determination fills my heart whenever I get a comment saying, "This is sick, more please." or "Wow... Didn't expect this. I like it." Or my personal favorite.
"Fucking GROSS!"
Ha! Ha. Haaaa... It's great. Welp, I've taken enough of you time. You'll see me again below in the ending's note. Until then, keep your pants on. This isn't fap material, (I think), just good ol kinky fantasies.
Muffet's "Little" Stress Reliever Project
Chapter 3
"erraAH!" The human moaned as Muffet was currently in the doggy position. Her face was filled with ecstasy as she pushed her hips down to the human's shaft. She drooled; followed by small squeaks of pleasure escaping her mouth. For a brief second, they smelled pollen drifting into the air but it quickly went away within the moment.
Muffet's bosom swayed up and down; her ass giggled as she pounded it against the human. She leaked as the human's hard erection penetrated her plump, slimy meat.
"Human. . . W-why must you hold back? You're never going to es-Nahh! E-E-Escape! So might a-as well enjoy it!" Muffet said happily as she shook her hips, causing his penis to swirl around her vagina.
He didn't respond. All he had was a blank stare as his mouth was slightly open; drooling a small waterfall. His eyes lost all traces of resistance. What's the point? Why try anymore. He sat with an empty mind; not able to register what was going on.
"mMAH!" Muffet yelled as the human twitched as he released his sperm; filling up her womb. She bit her lower lip as the liquid slowly occupied the room inside her, the pleasure of the sperm overflowing out of her pussy felt immensely good.
"Ahhh... This is just the best day ever." She winked. "I didn't think I could be this relax. What about you?" She said bending back up as his love juice slowly dripped out. She didn't hear him respond; Muffet looked behind her to see his head down.
"Human?" She whispered as she went to poke his chest. He did not respond.
"Human!" She yelled frightened. She was surprised when he raised his head. His eyes were docile and sad.
"Don't scare me like that! I didn't want to lose my toy!" She said relieved.
"Heh. . . " He smirked. "What's your name?" He said quietly to which Muffet recoiled at.
What's my name? Why would he want to know that? She pondered.
"M-Muffet." She said hesitantly.
"Muffet huh?" He said weakly. "That's a unique name. . ." The human said as he closed his eyes. He breathed gently as his chest slowly rose and descended.
"You okay?" She said worried. He opened his eyes slowly once more.
"Y-yeah yeah, I'm just tired. . . I haven't slept yet and my stomach is killing me." He said closing his eyes again.
"Oh right. . . You were on you way to the Inn." She said quietly. "What's yours?"
"Mine?"
"No silly the other person in the room." She said with a shit eating grin. "Yes you! What's your name?"
"My name is Jason." He said grinning.
"Jason. . ."
"Mm Hm, that's me." He said with a ghost of a smile.
"Why are you being nice to me?" She said confused
"Why?" He said as he went into thought. "I-I don't know."
"You don't know?"
"I don't know. . . I try to think why you are doing this. If I may ask; why ARE you doing this to me?" He asked putting emphasize on 'are'. Suddenly Muffet felt really uncomfortable.
"I-I. . ." She managed to dust out.
"We first met a little back. . . I tried thinking on what I said; I honestly only had enough for the Inn." He said docilely which caused Muffet's heart to squeeze.
"I offered help; but not this type of help. . . So I ask again; why Muffet?" He asked once more with a bit of despair in his voice.
"Why do all of th-" Muffet shoved her hands against his mouth; surprising him.
"I-I don't know!" She yelled. "I don't know why! You were a human, you weren't suppose to be nice! I thought all humans were evil and disgusting b-b-but!" She stuttered. "You were very nice! My spiders always told me that you always tried to talk your way out of a fight; but when that failed you swiftly brought them down to their knees." She said as she sniffed.
"You always showed mercy. . . I slowly watched you befriend everyone one. I didn't want to believe it so I raised the prices of my bake sale to impossible standards. Just so I can justify capturing you! And then that's when I realized that. . . Human's were also very attractive." Muffet face was beat red as a tear softly went down her cheek. "I've never mated before; so keeping in all my pheromones just drove me insane. I just wanted to be part of your adventure. . ." She said releasing her tears.
"M-Muffet. . ." He said softly.
"I'M SO SORRY!" She cried as she pushed her head against his chest. "I'm so sorry! I know this doesn't mean anything because I did this to you, but I-I'm so sorry. . ." Muffet continued to cry as she held on strongly to the human. He tilted his head and grew sad.
"Muffet. We can work this out. Just release me; we'll talk about it with a cup of coffee." He said truthfully as Muffet looked at him, scanning for any sign of deception.
"Y-you promise?" She said scared.
"Yes, I promise." He said smiling.
"O-okay. . ." She stood up and begin to unwind her cobwebs around Jason.
"Don't worry. . . I c-can kinda understand." She perked up as he said softly. "It's kinda like hormones or something right?"
"K-kinda." She said nervously as she freed his left leg.
"Don't worry. . . I'll let you explain yourself more after I get something to eat. . . I'm starving." He said with a pained face.
"Y-ya. . ." She stuttered as his right leg was now free. She rose and slowly unwind his chest only to suddenly be attacked by a mysterious set of vines.
"G-GAaaAHH!" She cried with pain as three large green vines twisted and turned Muffet rapidly.
"Muffet!" He screamed as she wailed with pain.
"You Idiot." A familiar voice appeared. It came out of the darkness.
A small; yellow flower.
"Flowey!" He roared. "Release her NOW!"
"Hmm." Flowey thought. "Nah." He said as he tighten the vines causing Muffet to bawl in agony.
"I was enjoying the rape show, I've never gotten that encounter before and I couldn't just let it turn into some mushy lushy muck!" He said as he directed his attention to Muffet.
"So I'm going to brainwash her to a more terrible rape machine! Then Undyne will kill her before your eyes!" He laughed manically.
"COME AT ME BEAST! I AM UNARMED SO LEAVE HER ALONE!" He ferociously roared.
Flowey ignored him and looked directly into Muffet's eyes. His petals then began changing colors at a rapid pace as he swiftly bounced in a dainty manner. Muffet's eyes slowly turned deep red and grew quiet.
"There you go. . . Now I'm just going to set her down and let her rampage all over you." He said with a devious smirk.
"IF THERE IS GOING TO BE ONE PERSON I EVER KILL IT"S GOING TO BE YOU, YOU FUCKING FLOWER SHIT!" He screamed thrashing heavily; so despairingly wanting to break free to pummel flowey into minced powder.
"HUMAN!" Is what they both heard from a mysterious voice just as Flowey disappeared.
Muffet shot a web covering the human's mouth, silencing him as she scrambled into a corner.
That is when Undyne ran straight in the dark abyss with her spear ready, a look of fury in her eyes. She immediately spotted the human; the scene she witness caused her to recoil a bit. He was tied up and had the look of extreme exhaustion. He shook her head rapidly, as if he was hinting to someone or to something. Undyne grew cautious but ran to him anyway.
"Human! What happened to you." She said using her spear to cut the web at his chestt.
"MMM HMM! MMM HMM!" He muffled loudly as his eyes grew alert.
"What? What are you trying to say?!" That's when Undyne was suddenly attacked with sticky strings that shot from the darkness.
"What the hell!" She yelled angrily as her hand was glued to the wall. The human watched in horror as her other hand was then soon shot to the wall. Muffet came out of the abyss laughing uncontrollably.
"Seriously! That 's all that it took from the almighty Undyne! No wonder why the human beat you!" She exclaimed as she threw a fit of laughter.
"BEAT ME? You hide like a coward! RELEASE ME SO I CAN SHOVE THIS SPEAR DOWN YOUR THROAT!" She threaten as her legs pushed against the wall, trying to break the sticky bonds. Muffet came down and slowly began walking towards them; the human finally chewed out the hasty cobwebs and inhaled a breath. He quickly looked over to Undyne.
"Undyne! Has Alphys been watching me this whole time? Does she have a camera in here!" He said quickly.
"YES!? WHY?" She flustered as she continue to resist.
"Alphys!" He yelled up to the cave. "Go to Snowdin and find SANS! TELL HIM A FLOWER BRAINWASHED MUFFET! HURRY DON'T STAY, DO NOT WATCH THIS!" He finished just as Muffet began to slap him repeatedly.
"STOP THAT!" Undyne yelled as Muffet continue to pummel the human.
'ARHHH! OUFF!" He groaned in agony.
Muffet stopped and place a hand at her hip.
"I told you to behave!" She said in a completely different attitude than before. "Now what are we going to do once they show up? Am I going to have to capture them to? Urgh." Muffet scoffed. "Why must you make everything difficult." She said as she disapprovingly shaked her head. He spat out blood as Muffet drove her attention to Undyne.
"And what am I suppose to do with yo-"
"NOTHING! DON'T LAY A FINGER ON HER!" His sudden outburst caused both of them to look surprise.
"SHUT UP HUMAN! I can take any damage this frail spider can throw!" Undyne said as she once again pushed herself against the wall with her feet, hoping it'll break the cobweb cuffs.
"Oh I'm not going to be doing any physical damage." She said placing a finger in her mouth. "The type of damage I'll be doing is way worse then that damage." She said as she grew a sadistic smile causing Undyne to grow an uneasy face. She got a little closer to Undyne but then quickly stepped off as she threw both her feet at her.
"Urgh, I'm going to have to restrain you too." She said as she looked sadistically sad. She shot two more webs at her knees, causing her body to be in the ' T ' position.
"I SWEAR!" She started. "When I break free from here I will cut you down!"
"That's what the human said too!" She said clapping two hands together happily. She went up to her and place a hand on her crotch, causing her to gasp at the sudden assault.
"W-what are you doing!?" She blushed heavily.
"You're not a bright one are you?" Muffet questioned. She went to ripped Undyne shirt off causing her bosom to bounce free from his tight seal.
"A-AA!" She stuttered. She began to fondle her breast as she went to rub Undyne crotch.
"I've never tasted fish!" She giggled. "Lets see how you taste." She said gently biting her nipple.
"mMA!" Undyne squeaked. The human watched horrified.
"D-don't look at me!" She said embarrassed. He quickly turned his head away.
That's when Muffet began to rub her more vigorously. She tried her best to keep it in but Muffet hit her sweet spots perfectly.
"eA- AA- AA!" She cried.
"MUFFET!" The human roared suddenly. "She already has a lover. If you must do anything, do it to me!" He yelled at the top of his lungs causing Undyne to feel remorse.
"You hear that Undyne." She mocked. "I was going to rape you, but I guess I'll rape him instead in front of you." Muffet shrugged.
"W-wait!" Undyne hesitatingly said as she got the attention of Muffet once more.
"What do you mean wait!?" The human said angrily.
"Yes, wait for what? Do you want me to rape you instead?" She asked Undyne.
"I-" She stopped it herself.
"It's okay Undyne..." He gave a confident smile. "It's okay. . ." He whispered as Muffet went and wrapped herself against him.
"To be honest, I rather do it with him. He has this which makes the whole thing better." Muffet happily said as she started to stroke the human's penis.
"J-just look away. Sing a song, do anything to ta- AH! Ta-take you mind off it." He said wearily as Undyne's face was full of shock.
"Just look away." He pleaded. "Look away Undy-" He was muffled when Muffet stuck her tongue into his mouth. Undyne turned her head away and closed her eyes. She tried to take the human's advice but couldn't help hearing Muffet's moaning as the human grunted with pain. She lost track of time after ten minutes. The squishing; the pounding; the sounds the human made when Muffet did not stop after he pleaded for a break.
Undyne softly cried; not only for the human. But for all the horrible things she said to him when she hung out with him. It was all she could think of.
"So who's coming over again?" Undyne said as she shifted into a more comfortable position on her couch.
"He'll be here in a bit!" Alphys assured as she paced around Undyne's room.
"It can't be Papyrus; he would had called me the second he left his house." She said throwing her head behind a pillow. "So who can it be Alphys?" Her words were slightly muffled.
*Thud Thud Thud*
"H-He's here! I'll be right back, Undyne." She nervously smiled as she left the room.
Well, I don't know who it is. Better go great them at the door then.
She thought to herself.
Undyne got up from the couch and stretched her arms to the roof. She lowered them and shrugged her shoulders around. After she was satisfied; she made her way out her room. Undyne placed a hand on her doorknob; twisted it; and slowly opened it. What behold her caused her jaw to drop.
"No there wasn't much trouble getting here, I talked to Napstablook for a bit so sorry I'm a little late." He snickered.
"Oh no it's no problem!" Alphys assured. "I'm glad you got here without much trouble. It's usually safer around these parts." Alphys chuckled but it soon ceased when a spear made of magic flew straight between them; stabbing the wall with a loud punch.
"I said usually right?" Alphys said nervously.
"Hey Undyne, it's been a short time." He smiled.
"DON'T UNDYNE ME HUMAN! HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AS IF YOU WERE AN INVITED GUEST! I SHOULD IMPALE YOU WHERE YOU STAND!" Undyne roared as she ready another spear.
"Undyne don't! I invited him over!" Alphys said biting her bottom lip.
"Y-You what!?" She yelled, disbelieving what she just heard.
"Y-yes! I invited him." She said more confidently.
"I can leave if you two were just going to hang." He said with a short giggle.
"PLEASE DO!" "No we are welcomed to have you!"
They said at the same time which cause the human to scratch his head awkwardly as he gave a short laugh.
"Please take a seat. You must be parched, is there something I can serve you?" Alphys said as she walked over to a cabinet, all the while Undyne giving him a destructive glare. He awkwardly cough into his hand and sat down.
"Just water please.'
"Here you go." Alpyhs placed a cup of water on the table. She then went and gently pushed Undyne at the opposite side of the table. She then sat next to her.
"So human, why did you come. Did you come to boast about your victory!?" She yelled annoyed.
"Not at all, I just came to MUFFET PLEASE STOP. . . I can't breathe..."
Undyne felt terror struck her heart. "Wh-what did you say?"
"Just came to see how you two were holding up." He repeated.
"Something the matter Undyne?" Alpyhs said concerned.
"U-uh nothing Al, I just; thought I heard something."
"Oh okay, if you start feeling DIDN'T I SAY I WAS GOING TO RAPE YOU EXTRA HARD HUMAN? BESIDES; I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE!"
"uUAH! What?!" Undyne jumped.
"Maybe I should get some medicine for you, I think you're catching a fever." She stood up and started to look for a bottle of pills.
"Hey, sorry I had too... Take you down like that." The human said hiding his face from her view. "I uh, didn't know what to do. I didn't want to kill you. So I tried to relocated into a better area; but your armor really did a number on you in the hotlands." He continued.
"I'm. . . Sorry I had to undress you. To think that one of your attacks sliced right through the only water dispenser in the middle of nowhere." He laughed.
"So again. I'm really sorry Undyne. I felt. . . Really bad."
Undyne was caught surprised with the sudden apologizes. As if it was his fault for protecting himself.
"It-it's okay. . ." She said with a tone that bridged on anger/or confusion.
"Whew! I'm glad I got that out of my chest; it was really eating me up!' He smirked.
"So I got a question for you human." Undyne asked curiously as the human sipped on his water.
"Hm? What is it?" He said placing the cup down.
"Is anime real?" She asked slamming the table with both her fist.
"I want to know too! Is it real!?" Alphys jumped in which caused him to smile brightly.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you ladies but."
"I-i-i caannn't bre. . ."
Undyne's eyes opened frantically as she turned her head to view the horrifying scene of Muffet choking the human; his eyes were bloodshot and his throat spasmed as he gasped for air. She pounded his shaft repeated as she had a lewd face about her.
"STOP THAT!" She screamed.
"STOP THAT NOW! RELEASE HIM!" Undyne roared.
"Oh look who decided to wake up from her daydream. Look what you had done, I had to go rough on him to satisfy my needs. If you would had just let me rape you then it would had been easier for the both of you." She said as she tightened her grip around the human's neck.
"d-don't! Li-isten to her!" He barely managed to squeeze out.
"LET HIM GO! I'LL FUCKING END YOU IF YOU DON'T LET HIM GO!"
"But I love seeing the life drain away from him. It really just turns me on!"
"If you love seeing it then why don't you just do it to yourself?" A cold new voice came out of nowhere which sent a painful chill down Muffet's spine. She turned her head to see a short, big boned skeleton with a glowing blue eye.
"See ya." Was the only thing he said when a massive skull looking device appeared from nowhere and blasted her to a blaze. She was sent flying to the back of the cave, hitting the wall with such a force that it drove her five yards inside, making a small cave within another cave. A small plain flower disattached from her face and slowly disintegrated.
"O-ochie!" Was all she managed to say before she fell unconscious.
"S-sans?!" Undyne said in disbelief. He sighed and looked at Undyne.
"I didn't want anyone to see me like that, I hope you can keep this to yourself." He said as his glowing eye slowly faded away.
"Come on; let's get you down from there so you can help me get the kid down." He said as Undyne was suddenly cut down from her bonds. She fell to the ground not expecting it; but quickly got up to see Sans looking at the human. Even though he kept his smile on; she knew he wasn't smiling.
"Geez kid... I'm sorry I took so long."
"Let's get you out of there."
- Author's ending note -
Before I say anything.
I was so fucking pissed yesterday.
So get this. I had the story about 2300 words alright? I go to save and I didn't realize that my internet was down. I panicky go back to see a "Form resubmit." I get the internet back, refresh and what do I find?
1000 words fucking gone.
GONE
Like holy shit what a mood killer. I gave up and just started today. It'll never be the same. I like to think it's better now but it's just not the same. It is it for better? For worse? hell should I know. But I just hated the fact that happened. It really sucked. But I finally got it done. And it's starting to bridge on to some other stuff :3 I wonder what will happen now!? HMMMMMMMMM
Well until next time you kinky shit.
I hope you all have a MARVELOUS day.