A/N: Hi guys!
Heres another update! Its a bit short though.
This is like a flashback to what happened before the first chapter, so this one and the next may start to clear things up a bit more!
Reid was enjoying a night of hooking' up with people when all of a sudden he had a unexpected visitor...
It was Hotch.. All sweaty and wet from coming in from the rain.. Hotches body couldnt take the severe heat of the cold rain, and hotch broke out in hives, just before murmering, 'Reid...I...Im wet...at last...'.
"B-but Hotch, nobody must know of this-Hotch, my boss could find out and I will lose my job!" he tried to contort slightly, his unibrow growing at a vast speed.
"...You're right, Prentis could find out I'm gay and tell my wife I'm cheating on my son again" he tried to remove his sweaty skin, but Reid wasn't listening.
"I need your mone-I mean YOU! I need you..."
And that was it, all Hotch could do was raise a leg and shake it at his misjudged calculations. Reids eyes followed every movement that Hotches slightly flabby hairy yet hairless legs made. They were beautiful. Legs of an Adonis. They make Reids face contort into an expression of sheer want.
He wanted it alright, his money.
Reid came into the business because working as a FBI agent obviously wasn't paying him enough.
"Hotch-On second thoughts, I've got other people to attend to.."
"No." Hotch sounded on the verge of tears.
"But I must, please!-Just go back to your son..." Reid tried to barter, but the man had his groin in his eardrum.
"...R-rossi!"
Reid anxiously followed Hotches sexually confused gaze... He prayed that Rossi really didnt come out of the bedroom.. ...When his eyes reached their destination... all hope had gone.. Rossi stood in the doorway of Reids bedroom, scantily clad in just a bra, a wooden thong and a garterbelt. Rossis bedroom eyes didnt help the current situation. Having Hotch see this would make Reid lose his job for sure.
"R-rossi, didn't I tell you to get in something MORE reviling!"Screamed Reid, he was trying to change the situation but his unibrow had formed into pubic hair that had long been infested with crabs.
"...Rossi?" Hotches wet eyes gazed at the now attractive man, and with all this lust, he felt like a visit to...Mexico was needed.
"Let me fetch you a drink" Hotch added as he openly poured his bodily fluids into Reids mouth and offered it to Rossi, who found himself visting Mexico as well. His memories served him...
Reid let his eyes find his way to his current girlfriend, who he wasn't really happy with at the moment. He let an icy glare slip from his corneas.
Rossi let out a whimper that caused his mancrushed eyelids to waver with a pang of guilt... 'B-but.. Spency... I... I you said you like the poledancing process...' Tears threatened to spill over the Older mans crusty eyebrows. (yes, eyebrows. his tear ducts are back to front) Reid couldn't bear to see his babe shed tears for him... and tenderly groped a piece of his flab in affection. 'Ay. Fabulosa, me compadre.' Reids crab infested unibrow began to convulse sexily as each hair started to tremble. these was the beginnings of lawnmower head.
"...Reid, I'm leaving.." Hotch gathered his broken pingus and put it in his jar for later, his towel was sure to cover up anything, like his head. But it left his butt cheeks out in the open, his butt hair was waving in the breeze like a majestic horse.
"...Don't...please, I..." Reid was unsure, he hated to love to hate this man, but he was suddenly pregnant.
"Don't go! I have twins, one is yours and one is Rossi's...we could be-"
"Fathers?" Hotch said gleefuly
"Mothers." Rossi said, making sure to stand nakedly as Rossi poured a drink from Reid's mouth.
"Well, I uh...I just need to find my balut samples.'
Replies:
LoveReid
LOL the person who writes this with me feels exactly the same about Reid and would do the same too!
omgnotagain
LOL now you made me laugh! It'll clear up!
PurpleKoala
:D dont worry, as it goes on it will be less confusing ^^
and thanks for that xD!
I read yours and its awesome. I wanna read the next chapter 8D