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Normal POV
"What?" Shannon asked innocently, she didn't know enough about the Akatsuki to realize the person she jumped on, would KILL her. Everyone, other than those two, was pale. Tobi was cowering behind Deidara; Kisame, Deidara, and Zetsu's mouths were hanging open; Sasori and Itachi's eyes were wide; Kakuzu's mouth was hanging open too, but you couldn't see because he had his mask on; Hidan just plain out stared. Just in case something bad happened, Itachi pulled Dana behind him.
"Little girl, may I ask why you jumped on me?" Pein demanded, turning his head to look at Shannon, who was still on his back.
"I was bored," Shannon stated, smirking at everyone's reaction. Suddenly Tobi rushed forward and went to pull Shannon off of Pein, but Pein stopped him.
"No no, she's fine," Pein sighed. Now everyone just looked plain freaked out. Did Pein, Pein the Akatsuki Leader, just say that a 13-year-old girl could ride around on his back? Hidan burst out laughing, he clutched his stomach and rolled about on the ground.
"Leader, you're letting-hahaha-a little girl-hahaha-ride around on your-hahahahaha- fucking back? Hahahaha," Hidan said, through his laughter.
"Hidan, stand up now, you're making a fool of yourself," Kakuzu growled, yanking his partner to his feet.
"Whatever," Hidan scowled, his laughter going away. Almost everyone else was staring at Pein like he was a talking pickle.
"What have you done with Leader-sama? Who are you?" Kisame demanded, pulling out his Samehada.
"Don't swing that you ass! You could hit Shannon!" Sasori yelled. Deidara raised an eyebrow at that.
"Sasori Danna, you've certainly got attached to that child un," Deidara smirked.
"No I haven't brat, Shannon and Dana have got all the information on this world that we're currently in," Sasori growled back, hitting Deidara on the back of the head.
"Ow un," Deidara groaned, rubbing the back of his head. Pein walked out of the room with Shannon on his back, trying to stop himself from smiling. The Akatsuki was one big family, his big family.
"Pein please don't drop me," Shannon said, resting her head in the crook of Pein's neck. She was still on his back, and he was using his hand to support her so she wouldn't fall. Her legs were wrapped around his hips and her arms were on either side of his neck, her hands intertwined with each other on his chest.
"I won't, I'm an S-Class criminal," Pein assured.
"Yeah," Shannon mumbled, wondering about the others, if they were S-Class criminals. Pein carried her to the living room and pulled her to his front. He sat on the couch and set her beside him. Everyone else followed, Dana sat right beside Shannon, still slightly shaken.
"We are all S-Class missing nin. We're all considered rogue ninja, I'm the leader of the Akatsuki," Pein said to the two girls.
"Nice, Dana don't be scared, you lo-OOF!" Shannon exclaimed, getting tackled to the floor by Dana.
"DIE! Dana shouted, chasing Shannon around the living room. Shannon refused to run into another room, she said she wanted witnesses for when Dana killed her.
"Dodge left! Right! Go down, now jump," Hidan shouted, giving Shannon instructions on how to dodge the attacks from Dana. Shannon jumped on the couch next to Hidan. Dana was about to hit her, but Shannon pulled Hidan's arm in front of her, and smirked.
"OH SHIT!" Dana screamed when she hit Hidan's arm. He just smirked. Dana yanked Shannon off of the couch and into the other room.
"Hi Dana," Shannon said, smiling.
"Don't you hi me! You almost said I love them right in front of them!" Dana squealed, blushing madly.
"Well you do, don't you? You always talk about the Akatsuki," Shannon said, giving Dana a triumphant look.
"I do not love them, I'm obsessed with them, there's a difference," Dana defended, crossing her arms over her chest and pouting.
"Right," Shannon said, patting Dana on the shoulder.
"Anyway, you're acting like you do with only me around when we're having fun, you're usually different around people," Dana said, peering closely at Shannon.
"Yeah, there's just something different about these guys," Shannon said, smiling.
"What are you two girls talking about?" Zetsu said, coming out of the ground.
"HOLY CHEESE NIPS!" Shannon shouted,
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Dana screamed, and then took off running. She ran straight through the living room and all the way into the library, where she hid behind a bookshelf. The Akatsuki all raised an eyebrow at Shannon when she came running into the room and dived under the couch.
"Shannon what are you doing under the couch un?" Deidara asked, turning upside down so his head was hanging off the couch to look under it.
"Why the fuck did you and Dana scream?" Hidan asked, in the same position as Deidara, peering under the couch with him.
"I ran because Dana ran and I screamed because it totally suited the mood Zetsu created," Shannon said curled up under the couch.
"Oh, well, come here shorty," Kisame said from his spot on the couch. Shannon crawled out and was immediately ambushed by Hidan and Deidara.
"DANA SAVE ME FROM THE…DANA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" Shannon screamed. Hidan and Deidara started tickling her, they themselves were laughing.
Dana's POV
"Nice, Dana don't be scared, you lo-OOF!" Shannon said, cut short by me tackling her to the ground.
"DIE!" I screamed, and I started chasing Shannon around the living room. Shannon refused to run into another room, she said she wanted witnesses for when I killed her. Too bad her witnesses were serial killers.
"Dodge left! Right! Go down, now jump," Hidan called to Shannon, he was such a cheater! Shannon hopped on the couch next to Hidan. Just as I was about to hit her, she pulled Hidan's arm in front of her to black my attack. I couldn't stop my punch…
"OH SHIT!" I screamed as loud as I could when I accidentally hit Hidan's arm. Oh shit, he's going to kill me! He smirked at me and I grabbed Shannon's arm and ran like hell into the other room.
"Hi Dana," Shannon said innocently, smiling at me.
"Don't you hi me! You almost said that I loved them right in front of them!" I whined. I could feel my face heating up with a blush.
"Well you do, don't you? You always talk about the Akatsuki," Shannon smirking at me.
"I do not love them, I'm obsessed with them, there's a difference," I said, defending myself. I crossed my arms over my chest and pouted at her. There is a difference!
"Right," Shannon said, rolling her eyes. She patted me on the shoulder and smiled so I knew she was joking.
"Anyway, you're acting like you do with only me around when we're having fun, you're usually different around people," I said, confusion lacing my tone. I peered closely at her, trying to figure out why she was acting that way.
"Yeah, there's just something different about these guys," Shannon said, the tone of her voice was light and happy.
"What are you two girls talking about?" Zetsu asked us, coming right up out of the fucking floor.
"HOLY CHEESE NIPS!" Shannon screamed, I knew she wasn't scared.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" I screamed, and then I took off running as fast as I could, he scared the hell out of me at that particular moment. I ran straight through the living room and all the way to my library, and I hid behind a bookshelf.
"DANA SAVE ME FROM THE…DANA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" Shannon screamed. I took off running and I finally made it to the living room, where Hidan and Deidara were tickling Shannon. The rest of the Akatsuki were actually smiling. I slapped myself in the face, maybe I was dreaming…
"OW!" I exclaimed. Well I'm not dreaming…The Akatsuki is in my living room tickling my best friend. Wow, that sounds fucked up.
"Let me-hahaha-up-hahahaha-mean people!" Shannon managed to say through her laughter. They let her up, they had been laughing also.
"Shannon I thought they were killing you!" I scolded, smacking her lightly on the back of the head.
"CHILD ABUSE! I'M BEING ABUSED!" she cried, diving back under the couch. That's an inside choke between Shannon and I.
"NOOO! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY, TOBI WILL NOT STAND FOR CHILD ABUSE!" Tobi shouted, snatching me into his arms and dropping me onto Itachi's lap. I let out a squeak and tried to leap off of his lap before he killed me. I was pulled onto Kisame's lap before I hit the ground. Oh damn, this is going to be a long-wait how long are they going to be here?
"How long are you guys going to be here?" I asked softly.
"We don't know, we don't even know how we got here," Zetsu said scowling. He didn't like that the girls ran away from him. I felt awful, I'm sure Shannon did too, so we both felt awful, but I was to afraid to say anything to him, there was a dark aura emitting from him. Shannon crawled out from under the couch, sat on Zetsu's lap, and hugged the plant man. I gave a small squeak of fear; she was hugging a goddamn cannibal! Was she wacky or what?
"Thanks for the hug, why the fuck are you hugging me?" Zetsu said sweetly/growled.
"No problem, and you seemed sad that we ran away. You created just the perfect mood though," Shannon said, glaring at Zetsu's black side. Shannon was good at being a bitch to people who pissed her off. That's another thing I liked about her!
"Don't glare at him, he'll eat you," Sasori murmured, pulling Shannon off of Zetsu's lap.
"Zetsu's nice, right Tobi?" Shannon said, looking at Tobi. Suddenly Tobi appeared right in front of her.
"YES, TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi shouted.
"If you're such a good boy, come in the other room with me for a second," Shannon said, grabbing Tobi's hand and pulling him into another room. A few minutes later she came back.
"You killed him!" Hidan and Deidara gasped, each pointing a finger at Shannon.
"Nuh uh!" Shannon said, giving them both an innocent look. If you haven't guessed, Deidara is sitting next to Hidan. Tobi dragged his body into the living room, using his arms to pull himself.
"See? He's alive…barely," Shannon said, sitting on Sasori's lap.
"What is it with you and sitting on them?" I asked. I was really curious, she normally hated touching any human.
"I told you, these guys are different, you weren't listening to me!" Shannon cried, pointing an accusing finger at me.
"How could you think that?" I asked.
"I just said it a few minutes ago…wow," she sighed, slumping against Sasori. She started playing with his cloak sleeve.
"I feel fucking special," Hidan said, smiling.
"Well you're not," Kakuzu stated bluntly, glaring at the zealot. I gasp when Hidan and Kakuzu stand up and start to fight. Shannon continues to play with Sasori's cloak sleeve. He was giving her a blank look.
"Shannon those guys are going to destroy my house," I cried in anguish.
"What?" Shannon said blankly, staring at me.
"You are so blonde," I sighed.
"Hey!" Shannon and Deidara both snapped, glaring at me. Oh shit…
"Sorry, Shannon they're going to destroy my house!" I cried again is anguish. Her look turned fierce and she jumped off of Sasori's lap.
"HEY YOU FUCKERS! STOP FUCKING FIGHTING IN DANA'S FUCKING HOUSE! I'LL CUT YOUR DAMN DICKS OFF AND GIVE THEM TO A FUCKING PIGEON IF YOU DON'T! NOBODY RUINS MY FRIEND'S FUCKING HOUSE; I'LL KILL YOU BOTH! RAWR!" Shannon screamed jumping between the two men with a kunai that Sasori handed her.
"Holy shit you're freaky," Hidan said, backing away. Kakuzu back away with him. I was still on Kisame's lap, but even I was freaked out. She had a temper.
"I think you beat Hidan's record, un" Deidara said, giving Shannon a high five.
"No one fucking messes up my friends house," Shannon said smirking, sitting down on Deidara's lap.
"Seriously what the fuck is it with you and sitting on our laps?" Hidan asked, confused.
"I just want to," Shannon muttered, looking at a clay bird that Deidara just handed her.
"SHANNON PUT THAT DOWN! THAT'S DANGEROUS AND IT EXPLODES!" I screeched, rushing up and taking it from her.
"Honey I'm 13, I'm not a little kid," Shannon said. I raised an eyebrow at her.
"I'm 14, I know more than you," I taunted.
"Nuh uh," she muttered. Deidara made Shannon a new bird and gave it to her, oh fucking joy…Shannon got an explosive…WAIT I'M ALSO HOLDING AN EXPLOSIVE!
"I'M HOLDING AN EXPLOSIVE!" I shouted, running wildly around the room in a panicked state, flailing my arms about, still holding the bird.
"Calm down un, it won't explode unless I say-MMPH!" Deidara started, but Hidan immediately covered his mouth.
"BASTARD! YOU ASSHOLE! IF YOU SAY THAT YOU'LL BLOW THEM UP! DANA IS RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM WITH YOUR BIRD IN HER HAND AND SHANNON IS SITTING ON YOUR LAP HOLDING ANOTHER DAMN BIRD! DO YOU WANT US ALL TO DIE FROM YOUR BLONDNESS?" Hidan shouted.
"I'm blonde…WAIT you care about us!" Shannon accused.
"…"
"…"
"Shut the fuck up."
"You like us."
"Damn it…"