Title: Delta Zeta

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I have but a Triple H action figure and 2 Pixy Stix to my name.

Summary: There's always one house that no one wants to join. Full of freaks and losers, Jeff and the others are close to losing their house forever. But can they convince a popular fraternity to help them stay? Multiple pairings, slash

You know, I'm sure there's something better for me to do other than sit in the basement and watch Chucky 3. But…I like what I'm doing, so I'm gonna keep doing it.

Thank you to Adam and Matt for helping me with translations because I only know Spanish and that's not helping me at the moment.

jeffhardyluvsme – Glad you like it:)
SwantonEnigma – My favorite pairing, too! Glad you like the chapter:)
slashdlite – Yeah, I know there's really no sensitivity, but the deal is just starting out. I think the sex scenes in the beginning will kinda be like that, but as we get along further into the story, they'll get more sensitive and loving and stuff like that;)
eeelleira – Happy to know that you're enjoying it since there's only been 2 chapters so far.

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"Hey, Ran! Catch!"

Randy didn't even turn around as he held out his hand to catch the tennis ball hurled at his head. "Nice try," he smirked. He tossed it back to Ted.

"What are you even doing?" the brunette asked as he walked over, a bit pissed that he didn't hit the older.

Randy didn't answer for a few seconds, flipping through a few pages in the phone book in front of him. "Trying to find a decent place to order pizza," he finally mumbled under his breath, turning another page. "Alpha party tonight, right?"

"Think Hunter will let us invite our sluts?" Ted asked with a grin.

Randy just laughed.

~.**.~

"Hey, Jeff."

Chris leaned over the railing of the deck of Delta Zeta, a thick leather bracelet with 'Christian' in curvy gold script around his wrist. Jeff was lying on a towel in the middle of the dying grass in a pair of shorts to try and get a slight tan. "What?" he called up, readjusting the sunglasses on his face.

"Alpha Phi Alpha is having a party tonight," Chris called. "Just got a text. We're required to be there. 8 tonight."

"Does everyone else know?" Jeff asked. He moved up to lean back on his elbows and moved his sunglasses to rest on his forehead. Chris nodded. "Fine, then. We'll go. Not really happy about it, but we'll go."

Chris walked back inside as the youngest Hardy laid back down and headed into the living room. Alexis was asleep on the couch with Evan lying back against her chest, asleep as well, as a random cartoon played on the TV. "Hey, Lex," he said quietly. He gently shook the blonde's shoulder.

Alexis opened her eyes slowly, blinking several times. "What's up, Chrissy?" she asked with a yawn.

"Ev have another bad dream?" he asked, looking at the brunette.

The blonde on the couch nodded. She wiggled around and stood up, making sure Evan was still asleep. "He's been having a lot lately." She sighed and looked down at the sleeping brunette. "He actually came over to Alpha Phi Alpha when he had a bad dream because I was over there."

"Why does he do that?"

Alexis shrugged. "Beats me." She stroked Evan's hair with a smile. "Dormi bene, Evan."

~.**.~

Before I forget, languages:
French: Everyone except for Ted and Randy
German: Randy, Cody, Alexis, Ted
Italian: Evan, Alexis

~.**.~

"Hey, Hunter! Toss me that CD, will ya?"

Hunter looked up at the raven leaning over the side of the railing of the second floor. "Get down here and get it yourself, lazy ass!" he called back.

"Va te faire foutre, Hunter!" Matt yelled. He walked downstairs and grabbed what he wanted before heading back up to the second floor.

"Did you just tell Hunter what I thought you did?" Adam asked as he set up the stereo for the party.

"You know French, Edge, you know what I said," Matt muttered, cursing under his breath as he cut his finger on a broken edge of the CD case. "Shit that hurt."

"Cut yourself on the CD case?" Matt nodded. "I've done that. Should stop bleeding in a minute or so." Adam leaned back on his heels and pressed a button. Puddle of Mudd started playing from the speakers. "So, you gonna fuck your slut tonight?"

Matt grinned. "Got that right," he said. "Elle va apprendre qui elle appartient à ce soir." He didn't speak for a second. "Heard Randy's gonna fuck that little brunette twink of his tonight, too."

Adam grinned.

~.**.~

Jeff stretched his arms over his head as he looked through his closet. Since it was an Alpha Phi Alpha party, the whole Delta Zeta house was invited and that meant dressing the way the Alphas wanted. And according to Adam, that meant short skirts, fishnet tops, and slutty boots.

"Bastard's lucky I own this stuff," he muttered. It took several minutes, but he was finally ready.

A pair of knee-high black boots with a 4-inch block heel molded onto his legs, pale skin showing until the bottom of a black metallic double-layer skirt with a rhinestone buckle. A neon yellow fishnet tank clung tightly to his skin, the same material of the same color reaching from his knuckles to his elbows. The leather bracelet was still around his wrist and a thin silver chain hung around his neck with a red bow design resting against his chest.

"Parfait."

.~.

Evan chewed on his lower lip as he looked at his clothes. Tight dress, high heels, no underwear was the text he'd received from Randy a few minutes ago. "Maybe this is why we never get laundry sorted out in this place," he mumbled under his breath. He spotted one of Jeff's dresses hanging in the middle of his closet and sighed. It would have to do.

Soon enough, a black and black strapless ruched strappy back mini dress was molded to his body, the end stopping halfway down his thighs. Black faux leather peep toe platform shoes with a 5 and a half inch heel were on his feet and they threatened to topple the poor brunette over if he moved too much. Evan chewed on his lip nervously, playing with the thick leather bracelet with 'RKO' in curvy golden script around his wrist.

.~.

Tight shorts and a small shirt with boots.

Whatever you want as long as it's slutty and shows a lot of skin.

Those were the instructions texted to Alexis and Shawn. They both stood on opposite sides of their room in front of their closets as they tried to find something to wear. "Find anything, Shay?" Alexis asked when she found something that may work.

"I don't have anything like what Hunter wants," Shawn replied. "Can I borrow something?"

"You realize that you're bigger than me and my clothes don't fit you," Alexis said. She dug through her closet. "But I might have something that could fit you. It's big on me anyway."

A dark green one shoulder dress with a cutout rhinestone side clung tightly to Shawn's body, the end ending just under his ass. Black bow peep-toe ankle strap wedge sandals were on his feet, making him at least 3 inches taller. "There," Alexis said as she stood back. "That works for now."

"What about you?" Shawn asked, trying to pull the end of the dress down lower. The leather bracelet with 'Hunter' in curvy bright green script slid down lower on his wrist.

"I've got it covered," Alexis said, pulling a few things out of her closet.

Turquoise short shorts with a matching belt were on her lower body along with a pair of over the knee black velvet boots with a 1-inch platform and a 5-inch heel. A black top didn't cover much of her torso with a butterfly design in a crop style with a lace-up crop back.

"Anyone touches you and I'll kill them," Shawn threatened, hugging his sister. Alexis just smiled.

.~.

Chris muttered curses under his breath as he pulled clothes out of his drawers and tossed them over his head. "Stupid fucking asshole Reso," he muttered. "Tight clothes…"

He finally settled on a pair of fuchsia skinny jeans with a splatter paint design and some white Nike sneakers. A grey open stitched knit sweater hung on his torso and ended just under his ass with ribbing at the wide neck, sleeve cuffs, and the banded bottom. The leather bracelet with 'Christian' in curvy sky blue script ran up his arm when he reached to close the window.

"Stupid fucking asshole dickhead cock sucking…"

.~.

Cody dug through his drawers as he tried to look for some clothes. His instructions were pretty clear. Shorts and a slutty top. That was all Ted had texted him a few hours ago. He held up a piece of clothing, looking at it curiously. "Maybe…"

10 minutes later and Cody was all dressed. A pair of champagne and black shorts with lace and elastic details with a lace-up tie closure and a charcoal off the shoulder metallic thread knitted sweater that ended at his lower back with a pair of black faux leather mid-calf slouched dress boots with a 3 and a half inch heel.

"This'll…This'll work," Cody muttered, smoothing down his sweater and frowning when the leather bracelet with 'Ted' in curvy teal script almost slid off his wrist.

~.**.~

The six members of Delta Zeta walked slowly into Alpha Phi Alpha, looking around nervously. Everywhere they looked there were kids drinking and making out, all not paying any attention to them. "Fuck, there's a lot of people here," Chris said as he looked around.

"Alpha Phi Alpha is the most popular house here," Jeff said. "It would be weird if there weren't a lot of people."

Evan clung tightly to Alexis as they worked their way through the crowds. "Why does he always stick close to you again?" Cody asked as they walked.

Alexis shrugged. "I think it's because he trusts me as a girl and he feels like I can protect him like a mother," she replied.

"Good enough," the brunette muttered.

"Hello there, Evan."

Randy suddenly walked up to the brunette with a smirk on his face. "How's my slut doing tonight?" Evan shivered and tried to hide behind Alexis. "Now that's not what I want to hear." He grabbed the brunette's arm. "Come on." Evan tried to resist. "Do you want to break your deal then? We'll have your house torn down by tomorrow."

Alexis frowned and leaned over. "Non preoccuparti, Evan. Andrà tutto bene. Se ti fa male, dimmi e sarò contento di strappare il suo cazzo fuori per voi."

Evan nodded and allowed himself to be led away from the other members of his house. "Hey, Lex, my brother's walking toward you," Jeff warned when he saw the older Hardy out of the corner of his eye.

Alexis swallowed thickly when she felt a hand run up her arm from behind, another one running over the planes of her stomach. "Hello there, my little slut," Matt said with a smirk. He looked over at Jeff. "Heard Adam fucked you good and hard, little brother."

"Fuck off, Matt," the blonde muttered, walking away.

Matt chuckled. "Seems my fuck-up of a brother doesn't like talking about the deal he agreed to," he said, the blonde he was touching shivering at the breath hitting her ear. "Come on. Let's see how the littlelst Michaels feels." He led Alexis up to his room, kicking the door shut with his foot.

Matt grinned, circling the blonde. "You look good, Alexis," he said. "But I'm gonna have to tell you to take it off."

Alexis nodded. "Of course," she muttered. "What do you want me to do, Matt? I'm pretty sure you don't want just a blowjob this time."

"Glad you're learning," Matt smirked. He sat down at the chair at his desk and leaned back. "I want you to undress. Don't tease."

Alexis just smirked. She reached for the ties on her shirt, teasing only a bit. "How do I know what you consider teasing?" she questioned.

Matt growled. He pushed himself out of his chair and pulled Alexis down to the floor. She whined softly when she hit the hard floor. Matt paid no attention as he practically ripped her clothes off, tossing them aside but leaving her boots on. He licked at her breasts, nipping and sucking at the skin around them. Alexis moaned softly.

Matt chuckled darkly. "Does my little slut like that?"

Alexis hated that she did. She nodded as the raven moved down to her stomach, his tongue circling her belly button. "Stay there," he growled. He stood up and pulled his clothes off, tossing them to the floor as well.

Alexis looked up at him, a bit confused. "What about the bed?" she asked.

Matt just grinned darkly. "My slut is getting taken on the floor," he said as he pulled a condom on. "Where she deserves to be taken."

Alexis gulped nervously as Matt descended on her again. He teased her entrance with his cock. "Is this what the slut wants?" he teased. Alexis still hated herself, but she nodded. She wanted him to fuck her through the floor hard and fast no matter how much she hated it. Matt grinned and slowly entered her. "Sorry, but you only get half of your request." He started to slowly fuck her.

Alexis whined and thrust her hips up to meet his. "Matt, please, I'm begging you," she whined. "Please fuck me."

"Glad you begged, Alexis," Matt groaned. "Your wish is my command." He started thrusting harder and faster, rubbing her clit in time.

After a minute of rough thrusts Alexis felt the tingle in her stomach and reached her climax with a cry. Matt moaned loudly as he came with a final thrust, breathing heavily.

~.**.~

Evan didn't speak as he was led into Randy's room, the door closing behind them. "Didn't think you'd have an outfit like that in your closet, Bourne," Randy said, looking the smaller man up and down appreciatively.

"I-It's Jeff's, I think," Evan said nervously.

"It looks good on you," Randy said with a grin. He moved closer. Evan squeaked softly when he hit the edge of the bed and fell backwards onto it. "But you know where it would look better?" The older brunette kneeled over him on the bed and leaned down. "On the floor."

Evan screeched when Randy bit down hard on the side of his neck, sucking harshly to form a bruise. "R-Randy," he whimpered softly, feeling fingers trace lightly up and down his sides.

"You know, you look so good, I don't think I can wait much longer," Randy said, running his mouth over Evan's throat. "Let's get you out of this dress."

Evan obediently lifted his arms so Randy could pull his dress off, shivering at the slight breeze in the room. He moaned softly when Randy circled his entrance with a lubed up finger, pushing in a bit. "Randy," he whimpered in pain when a second finger pushed into his ass.

"Shhh," the older brunette said, unbuckling his pants and pushing them down. "Don't worry. I'm not intentionally trying to hurt you."

"Umph!" Evan moaned when Randy probed at his prostate, bucking his hips back. "There!"

Randy grinned, thrusting his fingers into that spot again. "That feel good, Bourne?" he teased.

Evan nodded frantically. "Feels so good.." he moaned, bucking his hips back against Randy's fingers. "Please, Randy."

"You want something bigger?" Randy asked. The small brunette nodded with a moan. "Then I'll give you something bigger." Evan whined softly when the fingers left him, freezing when something bigger poked at his entrance. "Beg for it, Bourne."

"Please, Randy," Evan whimpered. "Fuck me. Make me scream."

"For such a shy little boy, you're acting pretty needy," Randy teased before he thrust cleanly into the small brunette beneath him. Evan moaned as a rough rhythm was started, his back arching at the constant onslaught to his prostate.

"Mphm.. Randy.. so good.." Evan moaned loudly. Randy's name left his lips as one final hit to his prostate sent him over the edge and he released over his stomach.

"Fuck, I didn't even touch you," Randy grinned. He thrust a few more times into the smaller brunette before he came himself. He pulled out of Evan with a groan. He fell onto the bed as his breathing regulated, closing his eyes.

Evan watched the older man fall asleep, tilting his head to the side. "Buona notte, Randy," he whispered. He slowly stood up and pulled his dress back on, wincing at the pain in his lower back. He looked up when the door opened and Alexis poked her head in, her hair all messed up and her clothes wrinkled on her body.

"Andiamo, Evan," she whispered. "Abbiamo bisogno di andare." Evan nodded and slowly made his way over to the blonde.

"Mmph…Gott sei gut, Evan fühlt...Wenig härter…" Randy moaned in his sleep.

Alexis blushed when she heard the brunette. "What'd he say?" Evan asked.

She shook her head. "Nothing important. Come on, Cody's waiting for us."

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Gotta be honest. BSed this whole chapter. And btw, all lemons featuring Matt and Alexis are being written by the ever lovely Miss jeffhardyluvsme. She's writing them and I'm just tweaking/adding stuff.

And I'm not sure all my translations are correct, but I did the best I could.

Va te faire – Go fuck yourself (French)

Elle va apprendre qui elle appartient à ce soir – (She's gonna learn who she belongs to tonight (French)

Dormi bene – Sleep tight (French)

Parfait – Perfect (French)

Non preoccuparti, Evan. Andrà tutto bene. Se tifa male, dimmi esarò contento distrappareil suo cazzofuoriper voi – Don't worry, Evan. You'll be fine. If he hurts you, I'll gladly tear his dick off for you (Italian)

Buona notte – Good night (Italian)

Andiamo, Evan. Abbiamo bisogno di andare – Come on, Evan. We need to go (Italian)

Gott seigut,Evanfühlt.Wenighärter – God that feels good, Evan. Little harder (German)