The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of the Eternity Jewel

The Legend of Zelda: The Legend of the Eternity Jewel's Disclaimer: I did NOT make some of the charaters of the Legend of Zelda. I only made 2 and the fairy's name.

Wing Three.

Finally, we get to the entrance. Link tried to open the double doors with one of his jump spin sword attack.

"HYAA!" yelled Link as he did another of his spin attack.

"Oh my Triforce, that's the tenth time you tried that. Do something else," I suggested. "BAAAAHMBS!" (Bombs elongated)

A bomb, a lit bomb, appeared in his right hand. Ton Ton and I hid behind a near by boulder. Link came shortly after.

BOOM!

We peeked out to what damage the bombs had done, which was nothing. So, Link started back to Plan A, spin attacks.

"Dumbass," I said under my breath.

"Have you tried to turn the knob?" suggested Ton Ton.

"That's too easy."

"It's worth a try."

Link turned the knob and the door opened easily.

"What the f—"

"Funny how things turn out."

We continued onward through the fortress. Had a few encounters, here and there. Link blew us up once or twice… okay it was seven times but on major damage. We had to sneak around and such. It was kind of hard though with Link and his battle cries.

Finally, we got to the top, where Gannondorf awaits us. He was perched upon a window seal and facing our direction. I healed Link and Ton Ton just in case we had to fight him.

"Well, well, Link, long time no see," said Gannondorf. "Heard about your loss. Terribly sad."

Link chargeed at Gannondorf with sword in hand.

"You can't beat the answers out of him, Link!" I said sensibly.

"What you look for," started Gannondorf, "is on the outside world. And that boy is part of a three part whole. Find the star and moon to complete the universe and you'll get what you want."

Gannondorf disappeared into the night, and I stood dumbfounded. The queer gave us all the information that we needed, in total detail. He might as well have given us their Social Security Number too.

"No wonder why I couldn't find her," said Ton Ton in a low voice.

Link picked Ton Ton and glares at him. Ton Ton swallowed down the moisture that was building up in his mouth. "What are you?" asked Link. "Where did you come from?"

"Put him down, Link," I ordered. "You're scaring him."

It was safe to talk to him. He was out of "the Zone", but yet he wasn't listening. He was scaring sweet, little Ton Ton and it was wrong.

Link was pushing Ton Ton farther and farther until he cried. I wanted to kill him for doing this to a little boy, but before I could do anything a light shot out of Ton Ton's mouth. I had no idea what the hell it was, but it was cool!

We appeared on the surface of the outside world somehow. I bet it had to do with that light.

I looked over to see what Link was doing. He slowly set Ton Ton down with shock. I put a big grin on my face. I didn't see any of this coming. I mean, the kid can handle himself.

Suddenly, this blue light tackled me. Unlike Ton Ton, this one stayed. I wasn't ready to kick its ass… yet. It seems that I'm attracted by tacklers.

"S-sorry," said a sweet, innocent voice. Honestly now, I wanted to hug it to death. "I'm Meztli, the moon. I can give you what you desire the most."

I wished that she didn't say that because… "Anything?!" Link would hear.

The small blue light changed into a girl with light blue skin and looked just like Ton Ton. She reminded me of that guy off of Big Fat Liar. You know, like the time when the kids put blue dye in the guy's pool before he went swimming. Pretty good movie. Anyway, she kind of looked like that, but not as blue.

Link walked to Mezome like a zombie hungry for brain. Luckily, Ton Ton came over to hug his long lost sister. Thank you for the distraction! "Ka'an…" said Link. I swear his voice gives me tingles.

"Y-yeah?" I said hesitantly. "What is it?"

"You know something, don't you?"

"No."

Lying sucks because when I do, I can't fly. So, what had happen was I fell. I fell hard.

"Fuck!" I yelled at the top of my lung. "Why in the hell does this shit happen every time, every damn time that I lie? Lying practically kills me. I hate this shit when it happens! Life is hell!" I think I said all of the bad words, and I don't care. That's how much I didn't want him to know.

Link got closer to me and I felt the ground. It was like he was ready to squash with his with his foot, but instead he was gonna crush me with his body! He tripped. I swear my life flashed before my eyes, but something happened as I closed them. I felt warm. Then, it ended.

Link raised his body from on top of mine.

"Ka'an…" he said again. "What did you eat?"

I opened my eyes and saw how big I've gotten. "Link. I…" My mind was wrapped around the fact the Link was on top of me. "I d-don't know."

Link got from on top of me and dusted himself off. Soon after, I jumped to my feet and tried out my new body. Triforce, I was happy. Maybe Link will begin to like me as much as I do him.

Okay. I thought. Time to test out my new body on Link. I walked a little bit past Link, close enough that I could hear him breathing. "Link, since we found both of them, and they are with us, now what?" I did one of those come-and-get-me looks as I turned to see his reaction. Which was perfect. I got him. "Link, what about Zelda, huh?"

Link wrapped himself around me and hid his face between my hair and my neck. He nuzzled me and I loved how he felt up against me. "Ka'an." Link used a different tone with me. Like he wanted me.

"Yes," I answered obediently.

"Who do you serve?" questioned Link. "Do you live to serve me?"

I didn't want to answer because of the kids, but they disappeared to Triforce knows where.

"Ka'an…" Link was waiting for an answer. Waiting impatiently that he bit my neck.

"You!" the bite forced it out of me. "You… Link."

He started to explore my new curves. Curves that he could touch with out crushing them.

Dammit! I can't fly. Okay none of this happened, but my body really did change after Link landed on me. His reaction was more like…

"Ka'an! What the hell happened?!"

I scratched my head and smiled. "No idea."

I look at the kids and made a telepathic thank you. They nodded in unison. Then, I looked back a Link. He was checking me out! I didn't let myself get too excited. "Linky." Usually when I said that, I never got a reaction, but the new me did something to him. Score! I saw his apple go up and down. He was so drooling over me. "Link!"

His head snapped up as if it was going to break. "Huh?"

"What are we gonna do?"

Link was still a little speechless. "Um… they are the Eternity Jewel, right?"

"No," said Mezoki. "The sun gives light to the land during the day."

"And gives the moon light to shine on the land at night," added Ton Ton.

"So, what is left, Me Me?" asked Link, giving Meztomi a short name.

"What never shows in the day, but appears at night?" asked Me Me.

"I don't know."

"The sun and moon may come and go," said Ton Ton, "but this stays with us no matter where we go. The very thing that hugs its children dearly and guides us even when the moon is gone."

I poke Ton Ton's forehead. "How old are you?"

"What's your name?" asked Me Me.

"Me?"

She nodded.

"Ka'an. I know it means the stars but…"

"It's you!" exclaimed Me Me.

"I-it can't be."

"All of our names are the main part of the universe, and we have the birth marks to prove it," said Ton Ton. "Mine looks like the sun."

Ton Ton lifts up his shirt, revealing is belly button. A ring of flame circles it. Me Me shows her upper back, which had an overturned crescent moon. "You should have star between your neck and left shoulder," she said.

I put my hand exactly where she said it would be. Link walked up to me and moved my hand. My breaths became shallow as he slowly moved my shirt to see what they were talking about.

"You do have one," pointed out Link. "What does that mean?"

"Ka'an is our mother," said the kids.

"What?!" I shouted. "I've never been touched by any man! How can I have kids?!"

"Never been touched?" whispered Link as he brushed my neck with his fingertips. "Do I count?"

I blushed like crazy and pushed him away. "Anyway," I cleared my throat, "so, what's with this Eternity Jewel?"

"As we told you before, Mother," said Me Me easily. I have to get used to this mother business. "our names mean the universe and the universe is on going. It's how the Jewel got its name. Eternity."

"Infinity," added Ton Ton.

"Forever," I had to use a simpler word. "This sucks."

I looked at Link to see what to see what he was gonna do, something that could give direction. Link opeeds his mouth as if he wanted to say something but changed him mind. Of course, he wouldn't know what to say in this situation.

"If we are this Jewel, how exactly do we make it?" I asked out of curiosity. The kids knew more about me than I did.

"The only way we can make it is," Me Me paused.

"Only if we die," finished Ton Ton.

Shock went through my body. I don't wanna die to let that bitch do what she wanted.

"Let's go back to Hyrule." I couldn't believe what was coming out of his mouth. How could he do this? "We have to tell them that we can't continue this."

Without thinking, I lunged at Link and continuously said thank you.

"I can't let you die for some one that you don't like." He put one arm around me. "I can't do that to you."

Finally, I know what it feels like to be in his arms.

Me Me is now in your party. Elvin Ka'an is now in your party.