AN: Chapter 3 is here . Yayy. The plot begins to pick up here and shows how stan knew about kyle's.. You know. The plot thickens slowly and it's recommended that you don't skip anything AT ALL. Also for (1) Was that what Stan shouted while taylor swifting?(2) I honestly forgot how the rat's name was spelt. Kindly advice me. As always , reviews will help me get the chapters out faster and chapters will be longer. Cheers! PS : Bet you didn't see this coming , Two chapters in a day!
-Monki
Chapter 3 : Knowledge
If i love you , does the same gender really matter ?
Stan's POV
"Uh.. Guys ? Could you two stop making out for one second and hurry to class ? We're about to be late and you two don't seem to be bothered . " I said . Upon saying this , Butters' eyes widened with fear and pulled away from Kenny . Of course Kenny didn't care much about this school , but Butters cared enough to not be late to class . But mostly that's because he feared that he would be grounded by his overly-protective parents .
"I'm sorry , Ken . But i really have to get to class now." Butters said hurriedly and anxiously .
"Do you really have to buttercup ? You hate school as much as i do when that one guy came to talk to us about the dangers of memes and asked you to hold a gun to your mouth." Kenny stated to Butters . Sigh. I won't forget the moment where everyone found Faith Hilling lame . It was pretty cool back then right , but it got replaced by a bunch of other stupid memes. I had even betrayed Kyle and Cartman by not sticking to Faith Hilling and doing other other memes . Taylor swifting while shouting (1)Old Long Johnson
"I hate school too Ken , But my parents will ground me if i'm ever late to class or school. And that would make me stay at home for about two weeks ! So that's two weeks you won't be seeing me Ken."
Kenny began to pout at the thought of not seeing Butters for over two weeks . Finally , Kenny gave up and said "Go to class Buttercup , I'll see you at recess alright?" Kenny said sadly. With that said , Kenny walked into the school without Butters by his side . I pinched the bridge of my nose upon seeing that.
"S-stan? Would you walk into the school with me ? I r-really don't want to walk into school without Kenny." Butters said shyly. It appears his stuttering still happens often.
"Sure dude , Why not?" I shrugged and walked into the school with him.
"Do you want to hold hands as well then Butters?" I said jokingly . Butters eyes widen with fear , "N-no way Stan! I'm with K-kenny , and you know that by now , S-so why would you offer to hold my hand!" Butters said angrily.
"Uh... It was a joke butters. I didn't actually mean it." I said now slightly riddled with fear that Butters could ever get so angry.
"Oh.. Sorry Stan." Butters apologized quickly with embarrassment flushing in his cheeks. "That's.. Alright? I didn't know you could ever get so angry Butters . Was that Professor Chaos coming out ?" I asked , desperately trying to avoid the tingling fear in my stomach , that something will go wrong . When , however , i'm not sure.
Butters' face turned tomato red as he looked away from me . "H-how did you know about Professor Chaos Stan?" I groaned .
"You told me about your alter-ego before when our parents hired guys to act as our future self remember? And you said if Professor Chaos was here , he'd make them pay . Then you brought me back to your house and changed into Professor Chaos and i said that you were gay jokingly. It was actually pretty cool though. Not to mention the fact Cartman or The coon kept you locked up in his basement while we were playing super-hero. You started to break form while you were kept in there . It was hilarious ."
"Haha , I guess i did tell you huh Toolshed . " He emphasized the word "Toolshed" with a drag . Toolshed? Who was.. Oh. I remember now. Toolshed was my super hero alter-ego. I completely forgotten about that .
"Yep. You sure did Chaos." We both laughed softly until we reached our fourth grade class . Miss ChoksOnDiks was already there writing some formulas on the chalkboard . Christ , My head was already beginning to spin from all that formulas.
Recess arrived after english , which was immediately after maths . But as fate would have it , Mr Garrison came back and taught us about history and what-not. Grabbing a plate , I walked to the chef and waited for my food. I really missed the old chef , If only he didn't join that stupid Super Adventure Club , he would still be here , asking about how we ar - "Hey , are you gonna take your food or not?" My thoughts were silenced by the chef's grumbling , to which i took the food and flipped him off . I made my way out of the queue and began walking to the table Kenny and Butters were.
I greeted Kenny and Butters with my usual nod and sat opposite them.
After what seemed like an eternity , Kenny spoke first , "What do you think Cartman's planning now" He said as he gestured to the empty spot beside me where Fatass would always sit. Heh , If anyone else sat on his seat , He would immediately shout "Ay! That's my property and you will respect my authority!" That alone was enough to scare any kid shitless and never return. Not us though , We were all used to Cartman's ranting and threats . "Don't know. Don't care. Cartman wouldn't dare to do anything to us. How many times has he threatened us and have actually done something about it ? " I replied swiftly. "Never." Was Kenny's response . "Haha , I guess you are right Stan , I'm just paranoid that fatass will do something to Butters."
He pointed to Butters , Who gave a wide grin as he had no idea what we were talking about as usual. "He'd never do anything to Butters , He cares about Butters just as much as you do , Kenny. " I said as i bit into my sandwich. I gagged slightly at the taste of the sandwich. This sandwich sucked big time. The one chef used to make were better.
"That's the guy? " Said a voice
"Really ? That's him? Kyle -" Said another voice. Soon , I began hearing Kyle's name a lot more often and he couldn't help but ask , "What about Kyle?" I enquired . They only gave me grins and laughed slightly before walking away. It was pretty strange to say the least.
"Stan! Stan! Dude! Oh , you won't believe what just happened . Remember the website we took down before ?" Kenny asked . "The EavesDropper that ran by (2)Lemmiwinks' evil brother?" I replied .
Kenny nodded , "Apparently , the website is back online . And the currently most popular rumor.. Is Kyle having romantic feelings for you."
