Disc.: I'm eating (puts on an English accent) scones with (puts on a French accent) chocolat blanc chips. I made them myself in my food tech lesson (smiles).
Summary: Chap 3: Thoughts on hospitals: Who knows what could happen after hospital visiting hours? "Old man? Calm down. Put down the kunai. Deactivate your Byakugan. I've done nothing wrong, I was...er..." NaruHina.
Note: This 'thought' is straight/ soon after their first date. R&R.
Thoughts of a Hyuga Father:
Thoughts on hospitals
I had carried Hinata, and her (shudder) boyfriend, to the hospital and to my horror they were put in the same room!
If it weren't for the fact that I am not as strong as I used to be and not as young as I used to be (I refuse to say I am a weak old man) I would have carried Hinata to a different hospital... in a different village.
Who knows what could happen after hospital visiting hours?
That boy could take advantage of my poor, unconscious daughter.
Anyway.
After hours of arguing and another hour of being restrained, by nurses and the Hokage, for harming the boy, who woke up halfway through my lecture and said some things about said lecture (I was not 'ranting like a senile old man' which he proclaimed when he woke up), the Hokage knocked me out with her green glowing hands of medical ninjutsu doom. Seriously, no one can go up against the green glowing hand: it can kill.
Long story short, including a few Juken hits aimed for the boy and a few more hits from the Hokage aimed at me, I ended up in the same room as the both of them.
Monday: morning
"Psst. Old man."
I ignored him.
"Psst. Old man."
A vein on my forehead started to throb but I still ignored him.
Thump.
His pillow hit my head.
"Old man?"
I counted in my head to ten.
"OLD MAN!"
My fingernails dug into my palm.
"..."
He stopped talking and I tried to go back to sleep.
Creak.
Stomp.
Stomp.
Damn. He's walking towards me.
"Old man?" Pokes. Poke, poke.
He was poking my cheek. I wanted to hit him but I couldn't. Sadly, if I were to attack him Hokage-sama will, and I quote, 'have my head on a pike which will be stationed outside the Hyuga Manor as a reminder to the Hyuga clan that it is best to choose the head of the clan wisely'.
"HINATA-CHAN! MEDIC-NINS! ANYBODY! OLD MAN IS DEAD!"
Grabs Hiashi by the shoulders
Shakes Hiashi –Hard.
"I'M ALIVE YOU IMBOCILE!"
"WAAAA! —"
Cough.
Choke.
Gurgle.
"Otou-sama, what are you doing to Naruto-kun?"
Great.
"Err..."
Hinata looked at me from across the room as I had the boy in a headlock.
How do I make her believe that I am not choking him?
Tuesday: night
"Hinata-chan?"
Does the boy ever stay quiet?
"Hai, Naruto-kun?"
"I never got to give you your kiss at the ramen stall."
Shuffle.
Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?
"B-but my f-father–"
" –He won't get me this time! He's quite a deep sleeper. Remember yesterday morning? I had to shake him to get him to wake up."
Thump.
Will he carry out the act that couples take part in?
Thump.
I have to do something –
Thump.
Before –
Thump.
He –
Thump.
Kisses –
Creak.
Her –
"UZUMAKI!"
The boy whips his head around to face me.
"O-old man!"
The boy had only gotten as far as perching on the edge of her bed.
"Old man? –I mean, Hiashi-sama? Whoa. Calm down. Put down the kunai. Deactivate your Byakugan. I've done nothing wrong, I was...er..."
She was still safe.
But he wasn't.
Wednesday: morning
I was kicked out of hospital.
Hinata came home with me, though she has to go to the hospital everyday for a week for her checkups.
The boy has life threatening injuries and has to have multiple operations.
I still claim that have no idea how he got those injuries so that I can escape Hokage-sama's wrath.
Cece: Did you know that if you kiss your spouse every night for a year it is the equivalent to having both your lips compressed for twelve days? I find that both really cute and slightly disturbing.
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