Ways to push Mello's buttons…
Hide his chocolate.
Eat all his chocolate
Inform him that Near is better than him.
Bleach all his clothes.
Tell him that scar makes him ugly.
Steal his gun and play Russian roulette with Matt.
Ask him where he gets his hair dyed.
Give him make-up for Christmas and tell him it matches his complexion.
Paint his motorcycle pink.
Tell his mafia members that he 'slept' his way to the head of the mafia.
Shove all the MattxMello and NearxMello yaoi you can find in his face.
Tell him he's pretty.
Brush his hair when he's not looking, and when he turns around, hide the brush behind you and look away.
Ask how he fits "anything" in his tight pants.
When he's following Misa around with Matt, yell across the street at him, getting everyone's attention.
Whenever he is within 2 feet of Matt, shout, "Kiss! Kiss! You know you love each other!"
Wear his clothes around and tell him you're just like him.
Poke him, repeatedly, because you just have to.
Ask him why Near got all of L's money and he got squat.
Follow him to the drug store and ask if he needs condoms or tampons.
Ask him, "What kind of name is 'Mihael Keehl'?"
Threaten that if he doesn't marry you, you will tell everyone that he wears dresses when no one is around.
Contradict everything he says. For example, "I'm not your tool to solve the puzzle!" Then say, "Yes you are, you're his Near man-whore. Don't deny it."
Dance around the mafia hideout, singing, "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!"
Shout out the window of the hideout to random pedestrians, "Hi, Look, I'm in the mafia! Don't anger me, or I'll get Mello on your case!"
Pretend to shoot him, but it's actually a water gun.
Then actually squirt him, making him wet.
Tell him he'll never find Kira and that he utterly fails in life.
Tell him he might actually have a chance of catching Kira if he would get over himself and work with Near.
Pose as a doctor and tell him he has diabetes.
Put a fake snake in his bed and videotape him screaming like a girl when he sees it.
Prank-call him on his cell phone.
Tell him he looks like Misa.
Poor Mello, we do love to abuse him. Oh well. He's the one you should really look out for. He's on chocolate and has a mafia, don't mess with him.
Jenisa: But it's so fun...
Me: Yes, it is. But not if you value your life.
Jenisa: Well, I'm immortal. So I can! Wheee!