Disclaimers: Do I own Naruto? The answer is two letters.
Chapter 3: Turn out the Lights (Tee hee hee…)
Naruto: I choose Hinata!
-lights suddenly go out-
Itachi: W.t.f.!?
Sasuke: Language, weasel.
Itachi: How 'bout I 'language' your throat?
Heza: Boys, boys… chill!
Itachi: Grrr…
Sasuke –smiles, except Itachi couldn't see it-
Mashu: Who turned out the ' lights!?
Kisame: I thought you were making out with Ino
Mashu: That was Chapter 1.
Jeimi: Since when were you here, Kisame?
Kisame: Well, I wanted to rape… someone… I guess I'll leave now.
-Kisame opens door, resulting in a splash of light, giving everyone temporary blindness-
Naruto: I can't see a thing! Believe it!
Sakura: Can I kill him?
Jeimi: Let me think about that sure.
Sakura: Yay:D –throttles Naruto-
Sakura: Wtf? He's not dead!
Jeimi: Everyone in the apartment is indestructible
Sakura: Kuso!
Naruto: Yay!
Hinata: Wh-wheres the light switch?
-Thunk, probably Hinata passing out-
Kin: Wheres the freaking light switch!!??
Haku: Uhh… Ino?
-noise like a punger being pulled from a sink-
Ino: Yes?
Haku: Hi
Ino: -Throttles Haku-
Zabuza: HAKU!!!
Haku: Zabuza?
Zabuza: Haku?
Haku: Zabuza?
Zabuza: Haku?
Haku: Zabuza?
Zabuza: That's enough now
Haku: Zabuza?
Heza: -plunges knife into Zabuza-
Jeimi: -throttles Haku-
Naruto: Gaah!
Kankuro: Gaah!
Jeimi: Whassa matter?
Naruto: You stabbed me!
Kankuro: You throttled me!
Heza: Ooh! Ooh! Can I throttle Kankuro?
Jeimi: Be my guest
Heza –throttles Kankuro- YAAH!!
Kankuro: Oh Heza…
Heza –screams-
Temari: Wheres the f--kn' light switch!!??
-click-
-room bathed in light, killing Zabuza-
Haku: My Kami! I was making out with a vampire!
Everyone: Oo
Lee: I found the light switch! All hail the power of youth!!
-Tenten throws up-
-Hinata is on floor-
Sasuke: Hah! I told you she fainted!
Itachi: -grumbles – forks over a five dollar bill-
Heza: So where were we?
Jeimi: Truth or Dare.
Hinata –unfaints- Thank Kami –re-faints-
-Karu comes in, looking like he was hit by a bus-
Lee: What happened to you?
Karu: -shudders- Kisame… -dies-
Kin: But you can't die in the apartment!!
Karu: Really?
Jeimi: Yuh huh
Karu: Yay!!
Kankuro –drooling- Heza….
Heza: Stalker!! –creates big wave of sand which blows Kankuro out the window-
Kankuro –from outside- Eww! There's sand in my undies!
Everyone –giggles-
Jeimi: Wanna wash? –drenches Kankuro with water jutsu-
Kin: -jumping, waving hand- Ooh! Ooh! Can I help?
Jeimi: Be my guest!
Kin: YAAH! –throws needles out window-
Kankuro –still outside- Gaah!
Itachi: Well, I'm tired –falls asleep-
Sasuke: Heh heh heh –throttles Itachi, in his (Itachis) sleep-
Sasuke: -Dancing- I did it! I did it! Oh yah yah yah! I'm eatin' here tonight! Whoo!
Jeimi: SHADDAP! Why are you singing that!?
Dory (From Finding Nemo) That's my song!
Karu: Begone!
-chomp-
-Random shark eats Dory and leaves-
Haku: -pokes Hinata-
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Yeah, I know that was shorter than the other chapters, but I was running out of ideas. Hope you liked it.
I've decided that it's time…
WE'RE VOTING SOMEONE OUT OF THE APARTMENT!
You can pick: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, Haku, Hinata, Kin, Lee, Tenten, Neji, Ino, Mashu, Gaara, or Temari.
Choose carefully.
Ja Ne…